Trump ‘Christian policy’ adviser says he stopped a tsunami by prayer, AIDS caused by unnatural sex

Posted by | May 23, 2016 16:51 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Religion

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Donald Trump says he surrounds himself with the “best people.”

…Trump has taken on Frank Amedia of Touch Heaven Ministries in Ohio as his new “liaison for Christian policy” and that Amedia has been arranging meetings for the Republican presidential candidate with conservative religious leaders.

Amedia, who was once implicated in a bribery scandal in which he attempted to help a car-dealer friend avoid prosecution, is now a self-proclaimed “apostle” who says that he once single-handedly stopped a tsunami from hitting an island in Hawaii.

This great man of God has said:

We know that many of the diseases today are avoidable if only we practiced a wholesome life. AIDS is a disease that comes because of unnatural sex. We understand that many of the diseases that we receive is because of exposure that we have to things that we should not be exposed to, lifestyles that are unhealthy or things in our spirit that cause us to become bitter.

 

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19 responses to Trump ‘Christian policy’ adviser says he stopped a tsunami by prayer, AIDS caused by unnatural sex

  1. spacegod May 23rd, 2016 at 17:17

    Whew! God saves Frank’s daughter by rerouting the tsunami to destroy the next island!

    Kind of like Ben Carson telling an armed robber to pass him by and rob the Popeye’s cashier instead.

  2. granpa.usthai May 23rd, 2016 at 17:47

    were it not for his obstinate wearing of MIXED FIBERS, I would tend to believe parts of his story. There was indeed a Tsunami in Japan -however, it is not possible to worship the biblical God while wearing MIXED FIBERS in the spirit. Next time you come up with some self acclaimed BS, I would suggest you run outside butt naked (for how could you possibly stand humble before God, when you are unwilling to do so before mere mortal man?) and with a very loud voice make your proclamations.
    I, on the other hand, who has full biblical qualifications to be a
    PROPHET
    OF
    GOD
    will merely remain humble while pointing out the idiotic HYPOCRISY of MIXED FIBER WEARERS.

  3. Suzanne McFly May 23rd, 2016 at 18:13

    It seems like rump surrounds himself with people who will show that he isn’t the biggest nut in the room.

    • Larry Schmitt May 23rd, 2016 at 18:32

      When you’re the sanest one in a room full of crazy people, that really doesn’t make you sane, does it?

      • Suzanne McFly May 23rd, 2016 at 19:22

        No, but his followers will believe it makes him more sane at the very least.

  4. Larry Schmitt May 23rd, 2016 at 18:31

    If you could talk to Ryan White or Arthur Ashe (only two of many people who got AIDS from no kind of sex) they would tell you to go f*ck yourself, that they got it from tainted blood transfusions.

  5. Budda May 23rd, 2016 at 18:39

    These religious nuts belong in mental institutions.

    • Dwendt44 May 23rd, 2016 at 19:38

      Or prison.

      • whatthe46 May 23rd, 2016 at 20:33

        i say prison first. then when they’ve served their time, transfer them into a mental institution and the only way out is when their “god” appears before a judge deeming them sane.

  6. labman57 May 23rd, 2016 at 18:39

    He might as well have claimed to have stopped the tsunami with an incantation that he picked up from reading the Harry Potter series.

    Furthermore, I would suggest that any amorous activity between a woman and this bloated sack of sh*t would be an “unnatural sex act”.

  7. Chris May 23rd, 2016 at 19:48

    Regarding the “amazing” power he had to stop the tsunami:
    Let’s check in with him when his amazing power fails to make Trump president.

    Regarding his AIDS bs: guess he hasn’t ever heard of gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, and a whole bunch of other STDs afflicting straights, hmm?

    Con men just naturally attract other con men.

  8. Buford2k11 May 23rd, 2016 at 20:05

    I keep saying to myself….”Self, we be screwed if this guy Trump gets elected”…and then I say, “Self, I know”….

    • Suzanne McFly May 23rd, 2016 at 20:44

      That self of yours knows what they are talking about :)

    • bpollen May 24th, 2016 at 04:47

      So you call yourself “self.”

      I tend to refer to myself a little more colloquially – “hey, dumb ass…”

  9. fahvel May 24th, 2016 at 03:53

    or a double chin and red skin and strange hair and bloated image. These people are mad, just plain out of their fkn minds.

  10. bpollen May 24th, 2016 at 04:44

    Sorry, Frank, you didn’t stop a tsunami with prayer. Gawd answered my prayer to make Evangelicals even more gullible.

  11. Roctuna May 24th, 2016 at 08:01

    Let’s set aside the fact that the tsunami actually did hit Kauai, as shown in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lwLJZl679U I suspect his addle-brained daughter expected a monstrous wall of water and not seeing that, believed her equally addle-brained father was responsible. A tsunami will pile up a tall wave if it has to cross a broad shallow shelf. However the Hawaiin islands drop off steeply to the ocean and there is little or no shelf. You can visit google earth to see what I mean. This video also has very good narration about the wave hitting Kauai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIFdpaBUxc

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