Man files restraining order against God

Posted by | May 5, 2016 19:00 | Filed under: Religion

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The Haifa, Israel man says God has been unkind to him.

The initiator of the request, a resident of the northern port city, represented himself in court, the Walla news site reported on Wednesday.

A protocol of the hearing noted that God did not turn up for the session, although it did not specify how the court determined the Omnipresent was not in fact there, as opposed to merely exercising the right to remain silent.

The petitioner, who was not named in the report, noted that he had tried to obtain the restraining order from police for the past three years but that police had merely sent a patrol car to his home on 10 occasions.

 

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9 responses to Man files restraining order against God

  1. granpa.usthai May 5th, 2016 at 19:30

    not too damn smart. I mean, God can whack this guy from hundreds of miles away with an ‘act of nature’ and who’s gonna know?

  2. Suzanne McFly May 5th, 2016 at 19:51

    I see rump doing this in November, especially the part of where he cries about God being unkind.

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  3. Comicus May 5th, 2016 at 20:06

    As God is said to live in Heaven, which only righteous people enter only after death, I suspect they would have some difficulty finding a willing and qualified process server.

  4. Mensa Member May 6th, 2016 at 00:09

    Good luck getting the order served.

  5. Jack E Raynbeau May 6th, 2016 at 00:25

    I would expect this in Utah.

    • Larry Schmitt May 6th, 2016 at 05:33

      Utah – America’s Israel.

  6. fahvel May 6th, 2016 at 03:38

    Noah should have done it a long time ago – things would sure be different today.

  7. robert May 6th, 2016 at 11:05

    Ben carson are you reading this ?

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