Rubio Out

Posted by | March 15, 2016 20:27 | Filed under: Politics

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Sen. Marco Rubio, in contradiction of assertions made earlier today, announced he is suspending his campaign during his Mini-Super-Tuesday concession speech to a moderate-sized but very vocal group of supporters in Miami.

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Copyright 2016 Liberaland
By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

19 responses to Rubio Out

  1. Gina Bousquet March 15th, 2016 at 20:33

    Trump’s got 45.5% in FL. Bye bye Rubio

  2. tracey marie March 15th, 2016 at 20:33

    hahahaha.

  3. whatthe46 March 15th, 2016 at 20:42

    chicken sh*t!

  4. anothertoothpick March 15th, 2016 at 20:51

    Thanks…..for the memories…

  5. Obewon March 15th, 2016 at 20:54

    Rubio’s $1 T+ deficit reducing ObamaCare is portable when Marco lost his senate job! http://www.alan.com/2016/03/13/hey-gop-heres-your-obamacare-failure-1-trillion-saved-for-medicare/

  6. William March 15th, 2016 at 21:18

    LOL. http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/lol_vladimir_putin.gif

  7. Dammitjim March 15th, 2016 at 22:16

    Hasta la vista Senor Rubio. I’m actually hoping mind-numbed Republicans will wake up and vote for Kasich…and to me he’s the moderate!!!! What a bunch of clowns.

  8. arc99 March 15th, 2016 at 22:34

    Don’t worry Sen. Rubio. You’re young yet. There is always 2020, 2024 etc etc.

    But next time, remember this sage advice from the Dave Matthews Band

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psIuidkkLjI

  9. granpa.usthai March 15th, 2016 at 23:15

    the canadian son of the cuban Antichrist that ushered in the communist regime of Fidel Castro is the one that should drop out.

    • whatthe46 March 16th, 2016 at 00:44

      all 4 of them should. kashie, small hands tRump, Ms. Ruby and the pos teddy!

  10. oldfart March 16th, 2016 at 00:50

    Another one bites the dust. Rafael, you’re next,
    ’cause you’re still in the back seat of the clown car.

  11. rg9rts March 16th, 2016 at 05:32

    This Koch is for you

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  12. Patty K. March 16th, 2016 at 08:28

    Fade to black….forever.

  13. Obewon March 16th, 2016 at 09:26

    Tea party Rube flamesout in repubs must have state of Florida.
    Losing FL means Koch’s GOP is no longer a national party.

  14. William March 16th, 2016 at 11:05

    OK one more. LOL.

  15. eyelashviper March 16th, 2016 at 11:34

    With this defeat, he’s gonna have a tough road finding a lobbying job where he can suck down a big salary, with lots of bennies, and do no work.
    Shoe salesman at Payless???

  16. CandideThirtythree March 16th, 2016 at 11:48

    He spent the last year skipping out on work because he was so sure that he was going to be getting a new job, now he has to slink back to the senate and finish out the year. If we thought he was a jerk before, he is gonna be a major jerk now.

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