78 responses to Beck says he’s getting ready to flee to Israel for end times
nola878 January 29th, 2016 at 14:06
Hey Beck…why don’t you leave NOW. We’ll start a collection to help you on your way. If you promise to NEVER come back and not broadcast or internet to America ever again, I’ll start off the kitty with a pledge of $250.00.
He is afraid of going there on an exploratory trip. The State Dept. would yank his passport while he was out of the country, therefore No Return Allowed.
So he is going to move to a country where their federal law mandates recognition of same-gender marriages performed in a foreign country, along with the fact that openly gay people have served in the Israeli military for years.
Top it off with Israel’s mandatory universal health insurance and I would suggest that it would be a lot less trouble for the Beck brigades if they would stay right here at home and work to make sure America also enacts these policies.
In Israel firearms licenses are typically only given if one can prove they have reason to carry a gun – for instance if they work in security or law enforcement or live in a dangerous area like the West Bank. They must also be over 21 years old, a resident of Israel for over three years, and pass a mental and physical exam, a shooting test and background checks by the Public Security Ministry. They are then allowed to order a gun through a gun store with approval of the ministry and given a one-time supply of 50 bullets to take home.
I would not wish this piece of garbage onto any country in the world. BUT, I will NOT stand in his way as he leaves the U.S. I can not say Good Riddance enough times. So, he talked to people about the collapse of the U.S. One of them had a long flowing dress and was looking into a Crystal Ball, and the other said Pssst ! Hey Buddy come here for a minute. I need to talk to you about something, as Stupid walked past a entrance to a Dark Alley.
Somebody had better call HRS stat and get those poor Beck children out of that home. This man is not only a selfish capitalist willing to sell worthless gold to vulnerable old people, he’s ruining his kids for life and taxpayers will be footing their mental health bills down the road.
He has never been right about anything so far, except that stupid people will give him money to say stupid stuff…he is a con-artist just like Limbaugh, and just like Limbaugh, he is not going anywhere…they both know that they will never find any people stupider than the republican party of the USA.
My next door neighbor who watches Fox religiously says that Glenn Beck has been right about everything he ever said. Every thing! She is not happy with my Bernie 2016! yard sign.
nola878 January 29th, 2016 at 14:06
Hey Beck…why don’t you leave NOW. We’ll start a collection to help you on your way. If you promise to NEVER come back and not broadcast or internet to America ever again, I’ll start off the kitty with a pledge of $250.00.
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 14:32
He is afraid of going there on an exploratory trip. The State Dept. would yank his passport while he was out of the country, therefore No Return Allowed.
wpadon January 29th, 2016 at 18:23
Put him on the no fly list after he lands in Tel Aviv.
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 18:36
After the plane gets on the east side of the Atlantic.
Dwendt44 January 29th, 2016 at 15:27
Just make sure it’s a one-way ticket.
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 18:35
Non refundable !
rg9rts January 29th, 2016 at 14:06
I’ll even help the douche pack
whatthe46 January 29th, 2016 at 15:17
what in the hell is wrong with these parasites? and clearly there’s something wrong with this woman who wants advice from this prick.
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 14:30
What say we all get together and wave him Goodbye ?
rg9rts January 29th, 2016 at 14:34
Like Wallace did in Braveheart
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 18:34
Think of the funeral scene in the Vikings. We can shoot flaming Arrows at his plane as he leaves.
Hirightnow January 29th, 2016 at 14:48
“douche pack”
Sounds like something you’d call Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity and O’Reilly if they hung out in Vegas…
tracey marie January 29th, 2016 at 14:19
These nutters need to have their children taken away for abuse, then deport them
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 14:29
People like Beck are the reason Nut Crackers were invented.
tracey marie January 29th, 2016 at 16:48
Funny man!
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 18:33
I don’t think Beck is very funny . :+( Giggle.
Robert Kennedy February 2nd, 2016 at 16:57
Funny strange, not funny ha ha, except by accident.
arc99 January 29th, 2016 at 14:20
So he is going to move to a country where their federal law mandates recognition of same-gender marriages performed in a foreign country, along with the fact that openly gay people have served in the Israeli military for years.
Top it off with Israel’s mandatory universal health insurance and I would suggest that it would be a lot less trouble for the Beck brigades if they would stay right here at home and work to make sure America also enacts these policies.
tracey marie January 29th, 2016 at 14:22
Very good.
arc99 January 29th, 2016 at 14:26
and how could we possibly forget the ammosexual contingent of the Beck brigades.
http://www.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/Israel-eases-gun-laws-in-bid-to-cope-with-Palestinian-lone-wolf-attacks-423925
In Israel firearms licenses are typically only given if one can prove they have reason to carry a gun – for instance if they work in security or law enforcement or live in a dangerous area like the West Bank. They must also be over 21 years old, a resident of Israel for over three years, and pass a mental and physical exam, a shooting test and background checks by the Public Security Ministry. They are then allowed to order a gun through a gun store with approval of the ministry and given a one-time supply of 50 bullets to take home.
tracey marie January 29th, 2016 at 14:30
Complete ignorance on Israel and how progressive they are on so many things.
Robert Kennedy February 2nd, 2016 at 16:57
Not only that, but aren’t they supposed to be wiped out to start the end times? So he’d possibly be the first one killed.
tracey marie February 2nd, 2016 at 19:09
fingers crossed.
Hirightnow January 29th, 2016 at 14:47
You’re missing the most salient point; who’s to say they’ll take him?
whatthe46 January 29th, 2016 at 14:50
that would start a war.
arc99 January 29th, 2016 at 14:52
touche!
lvginclp January 30th, 2016 at 03:54
Israel also has government sanctioned abortions, fully funded by the Israeli government. I wonder how he feels about that. lol
allison1050 January 29th, 2016 at 14:22
See ya!
tracey marie January 29th, 2016 at 14:22
Hi ya!
allison1050 January 29th, 2016 at 14:23
Hi there! ;o))
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 18:32
Well, Just Hi to Both of you two. :+)
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 18:32
Well, Just Hi to Both of you. :+)
tracey marie January 29th, 2016 at 18:32
well then, just hi back at you.
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 14:28
I would not wish this piece of garbage onto any country in the world. BUT, I will NOT stand in his way as he leaves the U.S. I can not say Good Riddance enough times. So, he talked to people about the collapse of the U.S. One of them had a long flowing dress and was looking into a Crystal Ball, and the other said Pssst ! Hey Buddy come here for a minute. I need to talk to you about something, as Stupid walked past a entrance to a Dark Alley.
Larry Schmitt January 29th, 2016 at 15:27
North Korea.
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 18:31
Get those two brainless Idiots together ? I don’t think so.
StoneyCurtisll January 29th, 2016 at 14:34
What a raving lunatic…
KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker January 29th, 2016 at 16:44
Yes and he’s a very wealthy lunatic.
Now think about what that says about his brain dead followers.
rg9rts January 29th, 2016 at 14:40
a republican woman
Hirightnow January 29th, 2016 at 14:45
Don’t let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out…them knobs were just polished.
StoneyCurtisll January 29th, 2016 at 14:47
And take Ted Cruz with him~!
nola878 January 29th, 2016 at 14:50
With Rump under one arm and Hannity under the other.
Larry Schmitt January 29th, 2016 at 15:26
Don’t they have some say in whether he goes to Israel?
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 18:30
They will have t realign all of their missies on the day his flight comes in.
Carla Akins January 29th, 2016 at 15:33
It’s not even my birthday!
The Original Just Me January 29th, 2016 at 18:29
The Big Guy in the sky is Smiling upon all of US. It is just an attention getting devise. It’s not real.
allison1050 January 29th, 2016 at 15:33
What’s he gonna do when he discovers that their military has gays? lol!
mistlesuede January 29th, 2016 at 16:09
Does he know that abortion is legal in Israel and most likely is paid for with their universal health care programs? Uh oh!
allison1050 January 29th, 2016 at 16:56
Let’s face it…the only thing he knows(?) how to do is grift.
Morminion January 30th, 2016 at 17:12
And women… Mormons need not apply.
mistlesuede January 29th, 2016 at 16:03
He is mentally abusing his poor kids.
I would love to see someone call Child Protective Services on him.
Elizabeth Ernst January 29th, 2016 at 17:56
Somebody had better call HRS stat and get those poor Beck children out of that home. This man is not only a selfish capitalist willing to sell worthless gold to vulnerable old people, he’s ruining his kids for life and taxpayers will be footing their mental health bills down the road.
perfectarc January 29th, 2016 at 17:57
crazy dominionist. he’s a child so who cares.
Patty K. January 29th, 2016 at 19:44
Attention whore.
Patty K. January 29th, 2016 at 18:55
Too extremist for even Fox , that is telling.
CandideThirtythree January 29th, 2016 at 19:58
He has never been right about anything so far, except that stupid people will give him money to say stupid stuff…he is a con-artist just like Limbaugh, and just like Limbaugh, he is not going anywhere…they both know that they will never find any people stupider than the republican party of the USA.
LoisB January 29th, 2016 at 20:09
My next door neighbor who watches Fox religiously says that Glenn Beck has been right about everything he ever said. Every thing! She is not happy with my Bernie 2016! yard sign.
whatthe46 January 29th, 2016 at 20:18
then your neighbor needs deprogramming.
CandideThirtythree January 29th, 2016 at 20:37
hhahaha I bet she lost a lot of money buying his fake gold too?
LoisB January 29th, 2016 at 20:07
‘Bye.
Leslie January 29th, 2016 at 20:15
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