Well, I went to Sunday school a long time ago… And I think I learned what it means to live hell on earth (who hasn’t?). Other than that, just a figure of speech for the worst possible things. :)
If hell were really the worst possible end, it would be the Catholic hell for him. It would be hell for him because it’s full of Catholics, it would be hell for them because of him.
I wish but it’s legal to encourage a congregation to vote. As long as they don’t say who they should vote for; though I’m betting there’s a lot of that too.
Funny thing is the IRS is a constitutional branch of government. The founders saw fit to allow the government to collect taxes for the common good. But i am assuming the rwnj’s have actually read the constitution
They already have to a large extent. That’s why you go to hold hell if you call their help line. They can’t hire enough people, cuz they’re out of money.
Many didn’t…Tens of thousands died in the wars and 10 times that many came back wounded and broken. While we may have survived Bush/Cheney we are certainly left with scars like The Patriot Act and this new doctrine of never ending war.
thinkingwomanmillstone January 26th, 2016 at 17:49
Michelle Bachmann was endorsed by God in her presidential campaign. In fact HE told her personally that she should be president. I guess God’s endorsement has little power over the outcome.
What would God endorse Natural Born Canadian Cruz for, Canadian Prime Minister?
Otherwise his gawd is as constitutionally illiterate as Rafael Jr proves to be.
the ridicule towards this guy and his pack of idiot competitors is resounding around the world. You folks should be ashamed that this is what folks abroad see and hear.
nola878 January 26th, 2016 at 14:32
Sorry, Rafael, God’s a black lesbian who doesn’t like misogynistic racist homophobes.
Suzanne McFly January 26th, 2016 at 15:08
That is who I picture too :)
rg9rts January 26th, 2016 at 15:09
I said She
Suzanne McFly January 26th, 2016 at 15:14
Well that means we are in good company
rg9rts January 26th, 2016 at 23:50
Gaia
anothertoothpick January 26th, 2016 at 14:35
The belt buckle on the Nazi soldiers says.
Gott mit uns” “God is with us.”
Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2016 at 15:05
Most countries that went to war claimed god was on their side. They couldn’t all be right, and they were probably all wrong.
anothertoothpick January 26th, 2016 at 15:23
Hahahahahahahah
fahvel January 27th, 2016 at 04:11
not probably!!!
alpacadaddy January 26th, 2016 at 14:36
Yet another stark illustration of precisely why The Founders chose to separate religion from matters of state.
Maxx44 January 26th, 2016 at 14:39
Once again, why does god endorse only RWNJs? And how does it work when multiple clowns claim he/she is god’s actual choice?
Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2016 at 15:07
Supposedly, god told both Huckleberry and Carson to run, didn’t he?
anothertoothpick January 26th, 2016 at 15:33
Sarah too.
Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2016 at 17:01
I can’t believe any god would be that stupid.
TiredOldGuy January 26th, 2016 at 17:03
Bachmann, Perry, Santorum …
Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2016 at 17:05
We only have their word for it that god was involved. Hearing voices in your head and thinking it’s god, and then following it, are signs of insanity.
TiredOldGuy January 26th, 2016 at 17:09
And you have 6 names (7 including Cruz) in this thread to prove your point.
anothertoothpick January 26th, 2016 at 17:11
“God” creates a lot of votes.
nola878 January 26th, 2016 at 17:35
He also told Bush the Lesser to invade Iraq.
rg9rts January 26th, 2016 at 15:08
Because the teabaggers own the bible
thinkingwomanmillstone January 26th, 2016 at 17:50
God’s just a rwnj, himself, and doesn’t have much power? That’s the only explanation that makes sense to me.
William January 26th, 2016 at 14:41
Bringing America back from the abyss? God found someone to do that 7 years ago.
Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2016 at 15:07
In reality he’s only making himself look like an idiot.
anothertoothpick January 26th, 2016 at 15:32
Not to his flock. And they show up to vote
Gina Bousquet January 26th, 2016 at 14:53
Endorsed by his god too? If President he’d be bound to open the gates of hell, that’s what.
anothertoothpick January 26th, 2016 at 15:25
Do you have any idea what happens in hell, Gina Bousquet?
Gina Bousquet January 26th, 2016 at 18:07
Well, I went to Sunday school a long time ago… And I think I learned what it means to live hell on earth (who hasn’t?). Other than that, just a figure of speech for the worst possible things. :)
anothertoothpick January 26th, 2016 at 16:00
Sorry Gina…. let me rephrase. Do
You have any idea What THEY THINK happens in hell?
Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2016 at 16:58
If hell were really the worst possible end, it would be the Catholic hell for him. It would be hell for him because it’s full of Catholics, it would be hell for them because of him.
Gina Bousquet January 26th, 2016 at 18:03
I think I have an idea… :) I was raised a Catholic.
anothertoothpick January 26th, 2016 at 18:09
(Restraing laughter)
Gina Bousquet January 26th, 2016 at 18:10
:) I’m waiting for hahahahaha…
tracey marie January 26th, 2016 at 14:54
Calling for the pastors to make sure all their congregation goes out and votes for him is illegal, no more tax free status for churches
Dwendt44 January 26th, 2016 at 14:57
I wish but it’s legal to encourage a congregation to vote. As long as they don’t say who they should vote for; though I’m betting there’s a lot of that too.
Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2016 at 15:08
And since the watchdogs can’t listen to all the sermons, and the flock aren’t likely to report them, no one is ever caught at it.
anothertoothpick January 26th, 2016 at 15:30
The IRS is affraid the bible thumping congress will defund them.
tracey marie January 26th, 2016 at 16:07
Funny thing is the IRS is a constitutional branch of government. The founders saw fit to allow the government to collect taxes for the common good. But i am assuming the rwnj’s have actually read the constitution
Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2016 at 16:59
They already have to a large extent. That’s why you go to hold hell if you call their help line. They can’t hire enough people, cuz they’re out of money.
Suzanne McFly January 26th, 2016 at 15:05
I am sick of hearing how brilliant this guy is, he sounds like a nutty sponge to me.
anothertoothpick January 26th, 2016 at 15:27
That’s what his “friends” say also.
William January 26th, 2016 at 15:35
https://www.youtube.com/embed/5FEW5mh7iAI Canadian or slow, you decide.
fahvel January 27th, 2016 at 04:09
who has said he is brilliant? I suppose brilliance is expressed by ones thoughts and actions – no brilliance in this things case.
Suzanne McFly January 27th, 2016 at 07:21
Many of the stories about him include statements from people claiming he is brilliant.
rg9rts January 26th, 2016 at 15:06
What did SHE have to say to him?
Suzanne McFly January 26th, 2016 at 15:06
She told him to take his head out of his anal cavity and realize it was the red guy who told him that.
Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2016 at 15:06
I fear for this country too, if it ever elected a theocrat like this creep.
anothertoothpick January 26th, 2016 at 15:27
We did survive duya.
Larry Schmitt January 26th, 2016 at 17:00
This guy makes that guy look like Lincoln.
Mike January 27th, 2016 at 21:50
Many didn’t…Tens of thousands died in the wars and 10 times that many came back wounded and broken. While we may have survived Bush/Cheney we are certainly left with scars like The Patriot Act and this new doctrine of never ending war.
bpollen January 26th, 2016 at 16:07
And Gawd says he doesn’t know this “gonif”….
thinkingwomanmillstone January 26th, 2016 at 17:49
Michelle Bachmann was endorsed by God in her presidential campaign. In fact HE told her personally that she should be president. I guess God’s endorsement has little power over the outcome.
Obewon January 27th, 2016 at 01:02
What would God endorse Natural Born Canadian Cruz for, Canadian Prime Minister?
Otherwise his gawd is as constitutionally illiterate as Rafael Jr proves to be.
fahvel January 27th, 2016 at 04:08
the ridicule towards this guy and his pack of idiot competitors is resounding around the world. You folks should be ashamed that this is what folks abroad see and hear.
jybarz January 27th, 2016 at 07:14
Both Cruzifer and Trumpet are crazy, but in different ways.
Cruzifer is stupid-crazy.
Trumpet is maniac-crazy.
Mike January 27th, 2016 at 21:51
God wants a Canadian to be president of the US….???
RiffRaff January 28th, 2016 at 15:53
But it’s Obama that has the “messiah complex.” Sure, Teddy.