So Now, It Turns Out Ben Carson Apprehended a Carjacker
Just when you thought The Adventures of Dr. Ben Carson, Knife-Fighting Gunman-Rushing Man of Mystery was over, a new chapter is born. The retired neurosurgeon has already regaled the public with several different versions of the time he stabbed a guy, the time he cut a dude’s head with a padlock, went after his moms with a hammer, faced down a gunman at a Popeye’s organization, was saved from a car crash by God, was personally tutored by an angel, rescued white people from rioting blacks, and hypothetically rushed a mass shooter, but those incredible tales are nothing compared to the latest Carson exploit to be revealed.
Apparently, Dr. Ben Carson was once the victim of a carjacking, but managed to chase down the perpetrator(s?) on foot, then befriend him on the basis of his fame as a world-renowned surgeon. Lest you think I’m even slightly shitting you, here’s how Candy Carson, who has just released her new book A Doctor in the House (which was “written in only four weeks”), recounted the tale on Tuesday morning’s Fox and Friends:
Steve Doocy: We think we know Ben Carson. But we don’t. For instance, tell us about the time where you were being carjacked, and what happened?
(blank, silent stare)
Candy Carson: I don’t think… You talking about when he got carjacked? No, he was on his way home from work. so I was with the kids. Yes, he drove in to one of the gas stations that was near work, and it wasn’t the greatest neighborhood, but went in to pay and it was his baby, the Jaguar. So when he came out, he noticed that the car was starting to drive off.
Doocy: He wasn’t in it —
Candy Carson: No! So he chased it. and you know, caught up, and when the guys, they got out of the car, they put it in park. They said “Wait a minute, are you that doctor?” They were shaking hands, taking pictures.
Kilmeade: So that’s it?
Candy Carson: Yeah!
Doocy: I want a picture with the carjacker.
Kilmeade: I’ll take the Pacer next to you.
And that carjacker turned out to be Barack Obama!
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By: Tommy Christopher
Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.
whatthe46 January 5th, 2016 at 19:40
oh my GOD!!!! not in the best of neighborhoods with a jag, then chased the JAG and befriended the guy. lying pos.
StoneyCurtisll January 5th, 2016 at 19:41
Looking for my rubber boots…
CandideThirtythree January 6th, 2016 at 00:27
It is getting rather deep, better go for the hip waders.
Larry Schmitt January 5th, 2016 at 19:42
I can’t watch the video. Doocy makes me ill. Look at the simpering expression on his face. How did he ever get a job on TV in the first place? What exactly is his talent?
Obewon January 5th, 2016 at 19:42
Escape from LA Snake Plissken: Carjack is that you? Carjack Malone! It’s me Ben Carson, but please don’t tell anybody I’m cross-dressing OK Snake?
whatthe46 January 5th, 2016 at 19:54
i just watched that last week. LOL
StoneyCurtisll January 5th, 2016 at 19:49
Only on Fox and Fiends would anyone fall for this BS story..
Or buy her book.
LoisB January 5th, 2016 at 19:56
(1) I guess he left the key in the ignition in the “not the best of neighborhood”
(2) I guess Carson is faster than a speeding bullet since he was able to
(on foot) chase down a Jag – or any other car for that matter
(3) I guess Carson was so famous that even low-life car thieves knew him by sight
Seems to me that Mrs. Carson is as big a lying pos as her husband.
Mike January 5th, 2016 at 20:03
It’s all she could come up with in 4 weeks…she probably have a couple doozies she “remembers” while whoring for the book tour grift…old Ben’s impressing me with how fast he’s taken to the con…he seems to be a natural, like Cruz
LoisB January 5th, 2016 at 20:13
He really did take to it. He could have retired and made a lot of money on the speaking circuit as a well-respected neurosurgeon and kept his dignity. He is nothing more than a big joke now. He will be fodder for comedians for a while then fade into obscurity outside his profession.
CandideThirtythree January 6th, 2016 at 00:33
He could have been on the board of any hospital in the country, hell he could have been on a dozen and collected large sums of money to do absolutely nothing for the rest of his life just like so many others out there.
I don’t get it, unless he was run off from the hospital and didn’t actually retire of his own free will, he could have stayed in medicine in some capacity until he was 90 or older.
Larry Schmitt January 5th, 2016 at 20:05
The really sad part about all this is that they expect anyone to swallow this crap. And the really, really, sad part is, that there are actually people out there who will.
FatRat January 5th, 2016 at 20:14
Story is so messed up. Left his keys in his Jar in a bad area, don’t think so. He caught upto his car because he runs so fast and they were leisruely driving away, don’t think so. The not-carjackers want pics with the world’s fastest running brain surgeon. The Terminator script was far more believable.
Listen, and understand! Carson is out there! He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead! lol
(Better running scenes in T2.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uTO31B1R2c
Larry Schmitt January 5th, 2016 at 20:17
Relentless.
DogsRgoodpeople January 5th, 2016 at 21:00
Not a Ben Carson story………..
http://www.npr.org/2015/09/19/441468125/i-can-do-this-how-robert-patrick-became-a-terminator
FatRat January 5th, 2016 at 21:09
That was a very Erie story. (pun intended) (hat tip)
StoneyCurtisll January 5th, 2016 at 21:04
Theses idiots don’t even know the difference between a car theft and a car jacking…
A car jacking is when the car is stolen out from under the driver, through force at gun or knife point…
Car theft is when the car is stolen without anyone in it, usually while left running or forced ignition…
According to the story, Carson was not “car jacked” more than likely he left the keys in it or left it running.
FatRat January 5th, 2016 at 21:17
I don’t think Carson can tell the difference between “Grand Mal Seizures” and “Grand Theft Auto 3”. lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmwyAUwDh1E
StoneyCurtisll January 5th, 2016 at 21:41
Dr. Ben Carson edition~!
FatRat January 5th, 2016 at 21:48
I’d buy that!
StoneyCurtisll January 5th, 2016 at 22:43
Limited Edition only…
Like Carson’s candidacy..:)
Warman1138 January 5th, 2016 at 22:38
GTA, BEST GAME EVER!
whatthe46 January 5th, 2016 at 22:26
more likely he never was in the damn neighborhood. the way uncle ben feels about black people, i doubt seriously he was anywhere near the exit to that community they speak of.
Dammitjim January 5th, 2016 at 21:16
Dr. Carson may just be Blankman! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSKQpmvjOWg
Mensa Member January 5th, 2016 at 21:29
Ben is the great American hero.
mistlesuede January 5th, 2016 at 23:03
You are killing me with these. Too damn funny! :)
Mensa Member January 5th, 2016 at 21:38
Ben really gets around. He’s an amazing man.
Mensa Member January 5th, 2016 at 21:42
I just gotta vote for Ben Carson.
Mensa Member January 5th, 2016 at 21:54
The guy is a man above men!
tracey marie January 5th, 2016 at 22:09
Hilarious…let’s wait and hear the explaination.
Mensa Member January 5th, 2016 at 22:11
Is there nothing Ben Carson hasn’t accomplished?
William January 5th, 2016 at 22:16
Well of course he did.
Mensa Member January 5th, 2016 at 22:19
Dr. Carson has serious cred.
William January 5th, 2016 at 22:20
I knew so little about Egypt and grain storage until he came along. Now this.
Thanks Dr. Carson.
whatthe46 January 5th, 2016 at 22:24
something is so seriously wrong with this dude. and the rest of them to boot. caarraaazzzzyyy
William January 5th, 2016 at 22:40
There is a subtle difference.
whatthe46 January 5th, 2016 at 22:49
LOL
whatthe46 January 5th, 2016 at 22:50
is he trying to embarrass black people on purpose?
whatthe46 January 5th, 2016 at 22:50
’cause he sure hates being black.
whatthe46 January 5th, 2016 at 22:51
hahahahaha
Mensa Member January 5th, 2016 at 22:36
It’s easier to ask, “What hasn’t Ben Carson done?”
Mensa Member January 5th, 2016 at 22:49
Eat my dust, Nazis!