This Happened: Donald Trump Says Hillary Clinton ‘Got Schlonged’ In 2008

Posted by | December 22, 2015 08:20 | Filed under: Contributors News Behaving Badly Politics Tommy Christopher

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By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

14 responses to This Happened: Donald Trump Says Hillary Clinton ‘Got Schlonged’ In 2008

  1. ajweberman December 22nd, 2015 at 08:38

    schlong is a yiddish word for penis. I haven’t heard that word in years. Trump learned it from his dad who dealt with many Jewish contractors.

    • fahvel December 22nd, 2015 at 12:48

      never heard it used as a verb – just a dangling piece of saggy flesh left by the after the schmuck left the room.

      • ajweberman December 23rd, 2015 at 07:15

        more common is the use of the word putz = a big penis petzel = medium sized and pawya – small

  2. Obewon December 22nd, 2015 at 09:04

    Donnie ‘Got schlonged’ in 2015 for $300 M by Carl Icahn buying shuttered Trump Taj Mahal for a mere $33 M. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-03-12/trump-taj-mahal-joins-icahn-empire-as-bankruptcy-plan-approved Meanwhile HRC rocketed to first place.

  3. Suzanne McFly December 22nd, 2015 at 09:16

    The rump is either upset that he can schlong or no one is willing to schlong him. I put money on the latter choice.

    • allison1050 December 22nd, 2015 at 09:24

      I just feel that the kid wife probably wouldn’t, anything else he’d have to pay for. ;o)

      • Suzanne McFly December 22nd, 2015 at 09:29

        Why would she, she now owns the cow.

  4. aNYYANKEEinQueenHaleysCourt December 22nd, 2015 at 09:35

    mmmmm …HOT!

  5. anothertoothpick December 22nd, 2015 at 10:17

    Just like in the viagra commercial, “Huddling with your man comes AFTER watching the football game. Capice?

  6. William December 22nd, 2015 at 11:04

    *sigh*

  7. Budda December 22nd, 2015 at 11:10

    He certainly has a way with words….or not.

  8. labman57 December 22nd, 2015 at 11:49

    Once again, Trump demonstrates that he lacks the class, judgement, and temperament necessary to be the leader of the American people.

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