Five Signs Starbucks Hates Christmas

Posted by | November 10, 2015 10:43 | Filed under: Religion

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Copyright 2015 Liberaland
By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.

31 responses to Five Signs Starbucks Hates Christmas

  1. Anomaly 100 November 10th, 2015 at 10:44

    Ooo those new Commie Cups make my blood boil!

    • Um Cara November 10th, 2015 at 10:45

      I hear after they destroy Christmas they are going after your birthday.

      • Anomaly 100 November 10th, 2015 at 10:49

        OMG, my birthday is three days after Christmas. Those BASTARDS!

        • whatthe46 November 10th, 2015 at 13:46

          my Capricorn friend. i’m Dec. 26. fist bump!

          • Larry Schmitt November 10th, 2015 at 13:49

            Me too.

            • whatthe46 November 10th, 2015 at 14:11

              seriously? COOL!!!!!!!!! did you get jipped at too?

              • Larry Schmitt November 10th, 2015 at 14:33

                No, they just held one present back till the next day.

              • rg9rts November 11th, 2015 at 06:51

                2 little ones or one big one

                • whatthe46 November 11th, 2015 at 15:31

                  a lot on x-mas and one on my birthday.

                  • rg9rts November 11th, 2015 at 16:00

                    Thats fair…did you goof off all day??

                    • whatthe46 November 11th, 2015 at 16:05

                      still am. slept in, felt great. how’s your day going?

                    • rg9rts November 11th, 2015 at 16:49

                      Getting ready to crash soon, annoyed the planet, my task is almost complete

                    • whatthe46 November 11th, 2015 at 16:56

                      funny.

                    • rg9rts November 11th, 2015 at 21:32

                      go to bed too….its a decent hour

          • Anomaly 100 November 10th, 2015 at 14:14

            My sister!

          • rg9rts November 11th, 2015 at 06:50

            You’ll get yours later

        • Um Cara November 10th, 2015 at 16:23

          Also a fellow Capricorn / Christmas/Birthday baby.

        • rg9rts November 11th, 2015 at 06:50

          Mark that on the calendar…PARTY on the 28th

      • MyDogsAreSmarterThanYou November 10th, 2015 at 12:45

        They can go after my birthday all they want. That will give me an eternity to eradicate conservative aholes.

    • William November 10th, 2015 at 12:01

      Heathens, every last one of them.

    • whatthe46 November 10th, 2015 at 13:45

      hahahaha

  2. William November 10th, 2015 at 10:48

    Just sayin’

    • Suzanne McFly November 10th, 2015 at 11:59

      Oh man, that would be awesome!!!!

    • MyDogsAreSmarterThanYou November 10th, 2015 at 12:44

      Total upfist.

  3. Suzanne McFly November 10th, 2015 at 12:01

    I like Starbucks, not in love with buying $5 coffee, but guess who is becoming a regular now? An enemy of my enemy is my friend and I will happily pay $5 for a coffee now :)

  4. Chris November 10th, 2015 at 19:25

    It needs to be said: How in the world is this bright shade of red not Christmassy?

    This also needs to be said: The teavangelists are simply paranoid, resentment-filled nuts. They need to meet up with the Nutcracker. Now that’s Christmas!

  5. rg9rts November 11th, 2015 at 06:47

    So what I hate christmas too

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