Which Republican Wins ‘Creepiest Presidential Candidate?’
Former Florida Governor and Future Former Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush grossed out the entire extinct population of Krypton this week when he revealed his sweaty hots for Supergirl during a forum with the LIBRE Initiative, a Hispanic economic organization. Asked to name his favorite superhero, Bush told the moderator that Batman is “a little dark these days,” but there was one caped crusader who got his attention while he worked the Stairmaster:
“I saw that there’s Super Girl is on TV. I saw it when I was working out this morning, there was an ad promoting Super Girl. She looked pretty hot. I don’t know what channel it’s on, but I’m looking forward to that.”
Ewww, Jeb. Forget, for a moment, the pure objectification in judging Supergirl solely on her looks (not a liability in Republican politics). Supergirl is 24 years old, young enough to be your granddaughter, and an entire generation removed from the “Half-Plus-Seven Rule.” I’m pretty sure you’re also too old to think Calista Flockart is hot.
Since Jeb! can’t seem to get any traction with voters, I thought this revelation might just make him a contender in the Republican Creepy Primary, where the field is wide open. Here, in no particular order, is how Jeb stacks up against the competition…READ MORE
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By: Tommy Christopher
Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.
16 responses to Which Republican Wins ‘Creepiest Presidential Candidate?’
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robert October 24th, 2015 at 19:15
THE winner and still undefeated creep
https://youtu.be/Jj0PlIuOJc8
Tommie October 24th, 2015 at 19:18
Well, Trump likes his daughter and Huckabee keeps referring to girls in a creepy way but i agree with Robert, Trump hands down!
KillAllTheRednecks . October 24th, 2015 at 19:26
Creepiest GOP candidate? Ted Cruz! No debate about it! He’s got that skeevy, punchable face 24/7!
Jody Gonzales October 25th, 2015 at 05:22
FatRat October 24th, 2015 at 19:31
The P in GOP stands for Parity Product, they are all winners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
Larry Schmitt October 24th, 2015 at 19:51
They’re all a bunch of weirdos.
Gina Bousquet October 24th, 2015 at 20:02
Oh what a difficult decision! Who’s creepier, Fiorina and her straight face lies, Carson and his delusions, Trump and his outrageous stances, just to mention the front runners…
The Original Just Me October 24th, 2015 at 22:40
Huck-a-brain and his girl friend. Yucko Pooy to the MAX.
Gina Bousquet October 24th, 2015 at 22:50
Forgot him!!!!! He wins!
The Original Just Me October 24th, 2015 at 23:05
Yea, at last Trump’s daughter has her looks going for her, but Huck-a-brain’s girl friend ? I don’t think so.
Gina Bousquet October 24th, 2015 at 23:18
LOL
bpollen October 24th, 2015 at 22:05
I think Trumpie wins hands down – he admits he wants to screw his daughter. That’s at least a 12 on a creepiness 1-10 scale.
Hirightnow October 24th, 2015 at 22:52
Paul Ryan. I can just see him in a brimmed hat, preaching about “he who walks behind the rows”…
rg9rts October 25th, 2015 at 02:38
Terri Schaivo Jebbie
allison1050 October 25th, 2015 at 08:26
There’s so many to select from, I need more time.
Aunt Pee October 26th, 2015 at 02:13
Donald Trump, for an ongoing sexual attraction to his own daughter.