SWAT Team Delays Stand-Off In Order To Allow Couple To Finish Having Sex

Posted by | October 17, 2015 15:00 | Filed under: Andrew Bradford Contributors

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For those who still have doubts about whether or not white privilege is still in place, consider this news item from Jacksonville, Florida: A SWAT team waited nearly seven hours before finally forcing their way into a trailer to arrest a couple who refused to give up because they were busy having sex.

Officers from the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office appeared on the scene Wednesday to arrest Ryan Patrick Bautista, a felon wanted on several outstanding warrants, including armed burglary. According to police, Bautista and Leanne Hunn proceeded to barricade themselves inside the trailer and refused to come out….READ MORE at LiberalAmerica

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By: Andrew Bradford

Andrew Bradford is an author, academic, and political activist who lives in Atlanta. He is a Senior Writer for Liberal America and also has his own blog at deepleftfield.info

18 responses to SWAT Team Delays Stand-Off In Order To Allow Couple To Finish Having Sex

  1. FatRat October 17th, 2015 at 15:06

    I’m glad that SWAT had restraint and didn’t go in blazing. I keep thinking what music were the amorous couple listening to? lol

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NUkhMq_iRo

  2. StoneyCurtisll October 17th, 2015 at 15:07

    Tweekers..

  3. burqa October 17th, 2015 at 15:30

    Until I saw this story, I thought I had pretty good staying power in the sack, but this couple has plunged me into a deep depression over my ineptitude:

    OP: ” A SWAT team waited nearly seven hours before finally forcing their way into a trailer to arrest a couple who refused to give up because they were busy having sex.”

    Operative phrase: “nearly seven hours.”

    • Roctuna October 17th, 2015 at 16:31

      That proverbial viagra-induced 4-hour erection never seemed to end. I guess he took two.

      • burqa October 18th, 2015 at 01:38

        I’m thinking they deserve some sort of prize….

    • Granite Skyline October 18th, 2015 at 11:51

      Meth must be an aphrodisiac/sexually-enhancement drug.

  4. whatthe46 October 17th, 2015 at 15:40

    yet they throw smoke granades into a sleeping baby’s crib to arrest someone for selling pot who doesn’t even live there. boils my blood.

    • FatRat October 17th, 2015 at 15:55

      Small correction. Flash Bang or Stun Grenade, aka small bomb.
      Smoke grenades are used for signaling.
      Cops tossed a small bomb in the crib.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_grenade
      (edit)
      http://www.wired.com/2009/08/military-still-trying-to-replace-dangerous-stun-grenades/
      Master Sergeant Dean Wagner was serving with a Special Operations unit in Baghdad in December 2004 when two flash-bangs suddenly detonated. He lost his right hand and sustained injuries to his right leg from the blast and the burns.

      • whatthe46 October 17th, 2015 at 16:10

        thanks for the correction. it, nevertheless, seriously injured a baby. thrown in there over pot.

        • FatRat October 17th, 2015 at 16:13

          The baby got lucky. Those bombs should be banned unless the police are throwing them at bank robbers or psychos with guns.

        • burqa October 18th, 2015 at 01:38

          Yes, and that is the point.
          I’ve seen holes as big as a basketball blown in drywall from flash-bang grenades.

  5. Anomaly 100 October 17th, 2015 at 16:27

    How nice of them.

  6. Warman1138 October 17th, 2015 at 20:09

    Florida is bizarre.

  7. pignose4.0 October 17th, 2015 at 22:38

    they look like people you wouldn’t want to see naked……………..hey ya all done yet? .

  8. Granite Skyline October 18th, 2015 at 11:49

    SEVEN hours???

    That was either really great sex, or really awful sex.

    My mind needs to believe it was really awful sex, because, blech!

  9. fahvel October 19th, 2015 at 05:36

    bad move allowing this pair to possibly reproduce.

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