Sh*t Ben Carson Says

Posted by | October 9, 2015 15:30 | Filed under: Contributors News Behaving Badly Politics Tommy Christopher

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Ben Carson is taking a lot of heat over comments he keeps making about the Oregon shooting, but it’s starting to look like he’s completely incapable of saying anything normal.

By now, you’ve probably seen one of the many examples of Ben Carson explaining how if he was ever up against a mass shooter, he wouldn’t “cooperate” or just “let” himself get shot. Here’s a little sample, complete with the odd laugh that’s also getting attention:

He also told Sirius XM radio host Karen Hunter what he did when he came face-to-face with an actual gunman. Spoiler alert: he pussied out.

Carson has a history of not just garden variety gaffes, but really weird ones, like…READ MORE

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By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

15 responses to Sh*t Ben Carson Says

  1. rg9rts October 9th, 2015 at 16:17

    Sheeeeeeeeet is what he says

  2. GiveP*****achance! October 9th, 2015 at 16:34

    Why does the “good doctor” try ? The United States has already elected its token black male president. Up next is a woman, better yet a lesbian …Hillary 2016. Too bad she is not a Latina then we could have the Trifecta!

    • OldLefty October 9th, 2015 at 16:39

      You mean after their token white males?

      • GiveP*****achance! October 9th, 2015 at 16:40

        they are the establishment therefore not token

      • GiveP*****achance! October 9th, 2015 at 16:41

        though I would toke with Bill…plays a mean Sax…and loves women…man loves to party

    • tracey marie October 9th, 2015 at 16:42

      You seem to be devolving

      • GiveP*****achance! October 9th, 2015 at 16:43

        no i just want all people to get along

  3. FatRat October 9th, 2015 at 17:34

    Those eyes of his creep me the f*ck out. Spider-Sense was buzzing extra hard when I hear him being placid and angry at the same time.
    https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b1b5563a9494ca4dcef85c884246d12c?convert_to_webp=true

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/06/12/the-time-dr-ben-carson-knifed-a-classmate/

    Carson’s new book, One Nation: What We Can All Do To Save America’s Future.

    book, Carson recalls how he was minding his own business when “a classmate came along and began to ridicule me. I had a large camping knife in my hand and without thinking,” he writes, “I lunged at him, plunging the knife into his abdomen.”

    I had real anger issues. I would just fly off the handle and really become quite irrational and try to hurt people with baseball bats, hammers, whatever. In this particular case, I happened to have a large camping knife. And, you know, one of my friends angered me. And I just lunged at his abdomen with the knife. Probably would have seriously injured or killed him, but he happened to have on a large metal belt buckle under his clothing, upon which the blade broke.

    When I now see the good doctor, I keep hearing it’s HAMMER TIME!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo&feature=youtu.be&t=14

  4. robert October 9th, 2015 at 23:56

    Ben Carson explaining how if he was ever up against a mass shooter, he wouldn’t “cooperate” or just “let” himself get shot
    ————————–
    notice when ben says ” i would not PROBABLY cooperate “

  5. bpollen October 10th, 2015 at 02:55

    Maybe I’m projecting, but he always seems like he is on heavy medication.

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    • Mike October 10th, 2015 at 10:50

      If he’s not , he should be ….

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