Bachmann: God Flooding Carolinas Because Of U.S. Israel Policy
God is so upset about American’s relationship with Israel that he’s flooding the Carolinas, avers Michele Bachmann.
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God is so upset about American’s relationship with Israel that he’s flooding the Carolinas, avers Michele Bachmann.
Hirightnow October 7th, 2015 at 07:35
The only punishment I see God inflicting is Michelle Bachmann upon sane people.
Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 07:44
Shut the f*ck up and go back to spending your farm welfare money.
Roctuna October 7th, 2015 at 07:45
If she’d said god was flooding South Carolina because republicans there are a bunch of bigoted yahoos in hoods posing as human beings, I might have agreed.
Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 07:45
Why would god take out his displeasure on South Carolina? They didn’t have anything to do with our Israel policy. Wouldn’t it make more sense for him to blow up Washington? You’re a f*cking loon, lady.
Roctuna October 7th, 2015 at 07:48
Ah but clearly god favors all things Houston, including our LGBT nondiscrimination ordinance. Otherwise why would the Astros have shut out the f*ckin’ yankees last night? GO ASTROS!
Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 07:50
That had nothing to do with god. If you look at the last two months of the season, you will see the Yankees offense was virtually non-existent. The game couldn’t end any other way.
Roctuna October 7th, 2015 at 08:35
Perhaps we should ask Michele Bachman why god is punishing the Yankees too, and her hometown Twins for that matter.
Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 08:43
He punished the Yankees by sending Arod back to them.
MarcoZandrini October 7th, 2015 at 09:38
Hell, most SC folks couldn’t find Israel on a map.
Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 09:41
A lot of them couldn’t find South Carolina on a map.
Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 07:48
It’s an everlasting stain on the sense of the good people of Minnesota that this goony bird was ever elected to congress.
anothertoothpick October 7th, 2015 at 07:54
There is quite a list of SC congressman that voted against aid for Hurricane Sandy.
Grahm, Gowdy, and Wilson amongst several others.
But here is Grahm with his hand stretched out looking for a bailout from the US taxpayers.
Darksnark October 7th, 2015 at 08:21
Wanna know what’s truly funny?
Michele Bachmann held a seat on the House Intelligence Committee while serving in Congress….
Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 08:23
Probably the last time Michele Bachmann and “intelligence” will be used in the same sentence, unless the words “lack of” are inserted between.
Darksnark October 7th, 2015 at 08:27
Who better to help plan covert U.S. spying than a woman who believes God floods Republican states when He’s pissed at a Democratic president….
wpadon October 7th, 2015 at 08:24
There is an oxymoron, House Intelligence committee.
Darksnark October 7th, 2015 at 08:25
Yes, Ms. Bachmann is an ox-moron….
wpadon October 7th, 2015 at 08:27
Is she not married to one?
Darksnark October 7th, 2015 at 08:31
You mean closeted Marcus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8xOwetxQ8g
Bunya October 7th, 2015 at 14:19
Marcus isn’t gay. Don’t you remember? He used his “pray the gay away” therapy on himself, so he’s now a convert to heterosexuality. However, I can’t say for sure if he’s practicing.
Chris October 7th, 2015 at 19:52
I think it involves Michele lowering her voice an octave and donning a mustache.
Proud Republican October 7th, 2015 at 08:29
Both of you are idiots.
No video, no direct quote – more Alan Colmes BULL CRAP believed by two leftwing morons
Darksnark October 7th, 2015 at 08:35
Michelle Bachmann: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLPgTbltFn0
Nope, not exactly MENSA material….
Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 08:46
I guess you can’t get away with calling people idiots for no reason around here.
William October 7th, 2015 at 09:10
This video would be a whole lot better with some circus music
William October 7th, 2015 at 09:04
The ultimate Oxymoron. Like Having Col. Sanders heading up the board of PETA.
rg9rts October 7th, 2015 at 08:22
Damn I missed this looney tune
Roctuna October 7th, 2015 at 09:14
You didn’t miss much but unless he/she came back and added some vile edits, I didn’t think they deserved deletion. What’s up with that?
rg9rts October 7th, 2015 at 09:29
She was always good for an OMG
Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 09:43
Are you too talking about the same person? I think one of you is referring to the poster who got deleted, and the other is referring to Bachmann. Am I right?
rg9rts October 7th, 2015 at 10:01
Never saw the deletion…only sweet Michelle
Larry Schmitt October 7th, 2015 at 10:05
I thought so. A whack job named Proud Republican was calling people idiots, and I think that’s who Roctuna was referring to.
Roctuna October 7th, 2015 at 10:28
Yes, I thought rg9rts was referring to the looney tune whose posts were deleted.
rg9rts October 7th, 2015 at 11:22
Wonder what his comment count was?
Proud Republican October 7th, 2015 at 08:27
No video, no direct quote – more Alan Colmes BULL CRAP
Roctuna October 7th, 2015 at 08:33
Proud, and apparently also unable to click links. It’s right there at the top of the page PR. Her tweet making the connection between policy and disaster, and just for good measure, the text of her statement from an “End Times Broadcast”. I know you’d have to scroll down and read, but try.
whatthe46 October 7th, 2015 at 11:13
HA!
Proud Republican October 7th, 2015 at 08:31
Alan Colmes is a pathological liar just like Hillary and Obama. All of you lefties are sacks of sh*t.
KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker October 7th, 2015 at 08:33
And a good morning to you too cupcake!
Roctuna October 7th, 2015 at 08:36
Took the sweet words right out of my mouth. I was busy instructing PR in how to click a link and read.
William October 7th, 2015 at 08:56
I knew I saved my Bachmann memes for a reason
Obewon October 7th, 2015 at 08:59
Fundamentalists are bummed they weren’t raptured as their forecast ‘Earth & universe will instantly implode on October 7, 2015’, floods the Carolina’s instead. God must’ve wimped out. https://twitter.com/MicheleBachmann/status/650664074049511425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Are you Rapture Ready? “Climate Change One of the silliest demonomics is the issue of climate change”-LOL! http://www.raptureready.com/rap16.html
whatthe46 October 7th, 2015 at 11:12
could it be ’cause… i don’t know, bad weather?
William October 7th, 2015 at 09:01
Bye the way.
Chris October 7th, 2015 at 19:51
“What goes around comes around.”
LoisB October 7th, 2015 at 10:57
I would imagine that most people in the Carolinas are solidly pro Israel so why would your god punish them?
Tommie October 7th, 2015 at 11:07
She is crazy just like Pat Robertson, when there were no people on earth i am pretty sure natural disasters were still going on!
fahvel October 7th, 2015 at 11:26
never never dopey – a disaster means – in people terms – something against the sanctimonious people – most of whom probably deserve it.
GiveP*****achance! October 7th, 2015 at 11:17
But we are using the rebel flags to mop up the water; turns out those rags are useful for something!
fahvel October 7th, 2015 at 11:25
only one thing to do then: really piss off god until he fkn eradicates the low thinking red states and leaves a soft and kind group of lefties to run the show – this woman(?) is out of her fn mind.
lynchie October 7th, 2015 at 12:32
Let me get this straight. god is killing people and ruining millions of dollars of property to get even with gays who marry? If he is this powerful why wouldn’t he just get rid of the gays? Must be real stupid not to go after the source but kill other people instead.
MerryMarjie October 7th, 2015 at 21:10
No, no, don’t you know that sometimes he kills THOUSANDS of people so that one person can stand up, hold their arms in the air, and praise God for sparing his life? He really needs those survivors just for the PR.
The Original Just Me October 7th, 2015 at 12:41
The last time this person (?) had an intelligent idea was the first time she had an urge to suckle. Since then, it has all been down hill.
Bunya October 7th, 2015 at 14:13
If I’m not mistaken, the Carolinas are part of the bible belt. Now why would God spend so much time punishing those who worship him, and less time punishing the godless sinners in the blue states?
I’ve often wondered about that.