Key To Living To 116: Eat Bacon Every Day

Susannah Mushatt Jones has the longevity secret.

“She voted for Obama twice, but her last birthday he never sent anything. We’ll have to remind him,” the aide said.

On one wall, emergency numbers. On another, the 27th Psalm: “The Lord is my light and my salvation — whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life — of whom shall I be afraid?”

Up 9:30. Breakfast, 10:30, scrambled eggs with bacon. May dieticians shove all the warnings since “she’ll eat bacon all day long.” Lunch, fruit. Dinner, 5:30, “she feeds herself” a set plate of meat, veggies, potatoes, but “eats the meat first.”

By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.