Open Thread – Kiddie Table Debate II: Desperate Living

Posted by | September 16, 2015 17:45 | Filed under: Politics

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Well, this ought to be fun! Sen. Lindsey Graham, Governor Bobby Jindal, former senator Rick Santorum, and former NY governor George Pataki are likely to get more face time than their “top-tier” colleagues in tonight’s “undercard” debate. All four are likely candidates to be the next candidate to “suspend” their campaign.

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By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

16 responses to Open Thread – Kiddie Table Debate II: Desperate Living

  1. dave-dr-gonzo September 16th, 2015 at 17:42

    I could not resist a little photoshopping for all the John Waters fans out there… (edited for spelling).

  2. Suzanne McFly September 16th, 2015 at 18:58

    They may have more air time, but no one will be watching.

  3. Roctuna September 16th, 2015 at 19:04

    Piyush and Santorum are just blithering idiots but I would have thought that Mis Lindsey and Pataki would have more class than to participate in this. Have they no pride?

    • Larry Schmitt September 16th, 2015 at 19:18

      Do you really have to ask?

    • Talibandrew Breitbot September 16th, 2015 at 19:26

      The “undercard” is a riot. Neither Jindal nor Frothy can hide their rabid dominionist bent. Lindsey sounds shril enough for the main event, and the soporific Pataki is showing some signs of actual sanity.

      • Mike September 16th, 2015 at 21:30

        You had me til the “sanity” part…upvote is for the first part only…:)

  4. amersham46 September 16th, 2015 at 20:11

    And after the “debate” each is given a gift bag including crayons and a new ‘The Donald ‘ coloring book

    • tracey marie September 16th, 2015 at 21:15

      cruz will be angry, he wanted his coloring book included.

      • Larry Schmitt September 16th, 2015 at 21:30

        Ted doesn’t get any crayons, he can’t stay inside the lines.

        • jasperjava September 17th, 2015 at 00:55

          Not to mention that he won’t stop chewing them.

        • bpollen September 17th, 2015 at 05:05

          Pledges to shutdown the government unless we defund Burnt Sienna…

        • rg9rts September 17th, 2015 at 07:13

          How about finger paints?

    • rg9rts September 17th, 2015 at 07:12

      Copy cats…George has the original at his library..crayons extra

  5. robert September 17th, 2015 at 01:32

    there were 4 stooges at one time but not all on stage at once until Wednesday

    moe, larry, curly and shemp

    • bpollen September 17th, 2015 at 05:04

      Plus there was a Curly Joe DeRita! The ambiguously gay Stooge.

      • robert September 17th, 2015 at 11:20

        if the people don’t get it by now they never will

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