Pastor: Wives Should Greet Husbands ‘Spiffed Up’ With ‘Hot Meal’

Posted by | September 1, 2015 15:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Religion

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Florida Pastor Bill Lytell knows just what the little lady should do for her man.

Women who stay at home with children and don’t have a “secular job” are responsible for a laundry list of items, Lytell said, including buying groceries and making sure the house is kept “impeccable,”having the baby fed and squared away and having a hot meal waiting when their husbands get home.

And on top of all that, women must meet men at the door looking like “a million bucks.”

In April, Lytell also said that he was proud of a “male leadership” sign outside the church and that this is a man’s world.

“Don’t you be ashamed you go to a church with male leadership,” Lytell said at the time. “Every church that’s right with God oughta have a sign: ‘Male Leadership.’ Because that’s the only kind of leadership, both from Adam all the way to the last part of the Bible. It’s all been male. This is a man’s world!”

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97 responses to Pastor: Wives Should Greet Husbands ‘Spiffed Up’ With ‘Hot Meal’

  1. whatthe46 September 1st, 2015 at 15:15

    i wish.

  2. Suzanne McFly September 1st, 2015 at 15:56

    Okay, then men should greet their women on their knees.

    • Roctuna September 1st, 2015 at 16:12

      Something tells me Pastor Lytell does not believe in reciprocity.

      • Suzanne McFly September 1st, 2015 at 16:20

        Yeah, I get that vibe too.

      • whatthe46 September 1st, 2015 at 16:31

        i wouldn’t be surprised if he’s an AM member or go to prostitutes. fools like this, have to get their freaks on somehow. only his slow wife believes he only into vanilla sex.

    • Budda September 1st, 2015 at 16:28

      wonder if he is married and if so what a piece of work she must be

      • Suzanne McFly September 1st, 2015 at 16:45

        One of the duggar types I am guessing.

  3. anothertoothpick September 1st, 2015 at 16:18

    …and the woman shall shower their husbands in frankesenth and mur.

    Does anyone know where my wife might buy some frankesenth? Nice and fresh with the fat trimmed off?

  4. Budda September 1st, 2015 at 16:31

    Don’t think I’d want a woman like that. I prefer women with spirit and spice.

    • tracey marie September 1st, 2015 at 17:22

      but you like a well cooked meal. :)

      • Larry Schmitt September 1st, 2015 at 17:24

        That’s why he has a cell phone.

      • Robert Kennedy September 1st, 2015 at 20:27

        I’m the cook here, except for Thanksgiving and Christmas. and everyone likes that arrangement.

        • tracey marie September 1st, 2015 at 20:39

          Good for you, we usually split the cooking or cook together.

      • Budda September 1st, 2015 at 21:13

        I get around in the kitchen pretty well….

  5. Larry Schmitt September 1st, 2015 at 16:33

    His theme song.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6svU1UknifM

    • Suzanne McFly September 1st, 2015 at 16:58

      Wow, that song is awful. I am hoping he never got laid after this song came out, but I know better.

      • Larry Schmitt September 1st, 2015 at 17:01

        The sixties were a different time.

        • Suzanne McFly September 1st, 2015 at 17:06

          When I think of the 60’s, I just think about drugs and great music. I guess I block out the thoughts of how racist and sexist they were.

          • Larry Schmitt September 1st, 2015 at 17:10

            It takes time for attitudes to change.

            • Suzanne McFly September 1st, 2015 at 17:16

              We have been somewhat civilized for thousands of years, I think ignorance no longer deserves an excuse. I know you are not excusing it, but we need to quit letting them justify their hate.

              • Larry Schmitt September 1st, 2015 at 17:23

                And for most of those thousands of years, the attitudes have been set by men, which means that women have always been one step behind (when they were lucky). But now there are some actual adults, like me and others who agree with me, who realize that women deserve an equal share. But that didn’t happen overnight. I’m not suggesting you need to be patient, you have every right to be impatient.

                • Suzanne McFly September 1st, 2015 at 17:36

                  I find myself becoming upset about things that seem to be commonsensical, it’s not rocket science to treat others the same you would like to be treated. I accomplish nothing by getting upset, but nice girls never could claim they changed the way things are, it normally takes a woman many would describe as a b!%(h to change the status quo.

              • Annie September 2nd, 2015 at 14:15

                Here in the information age, ignorance really no longer deserves an excuse.

                • Suzanne McFly September 2nd, 2015 at 14:35

                  Exactly, it just seems critical thinking is uncommon for some types.

                  • Annie September 2nd, 2015 at 14:36

                    It’s precisely those types who the fundies prey on.

                    • Suzanne McFly September 2nd, 2015 at 14:47

                      If they give them money, I don’t feel bad for them. It is a victimless act.

  6. anothertoothpick September 1st, 2015 at 16:35

    Jesus was never married and he hung around with addoring men his whole life.

    So if jesus never got married a why is this pastor married?

    I do think, however he might just be on to something here. Especially the part about doing the laundry.

    • Hirightnow September 1st, 2015 at 19:07

      Actually had a fundie try to tell me that JC WAS married, but that the Bible didn’t mention it because…reasons.
      Give ya a guess as to the gender of said follower….

      • Dwendt44 September 2nd, 2015 at 02:00

        jesus could have been married twice.

  7. Anomaly 100 September 1st, 2015 at 17:01

    Bwhaaa!

    • Hirightnow September 1st, 2015 at 19:06

      I was being polite and smirking, myself…

  8. tracey marie September 1st, 2015 at 17:21

    Hilarious, frightened idiots see their grip over women slipping.

  9. tracey marie September 1st, 2015 at 17:27

    He is a married baptist asshole, has done sermons with a screen behind him depicting President Obama as a devil

    • William September 1st, 2015 at 21:40

      I pity his spouse.

      • tracey marie September 1st, 2015 at 21:41

        Funny and probably close to the truth. 39 years, I pity that woman.

        • Annie September 2nd, 2015 at 14:18

          You just said a mouthful, Tracey Marie!

  10. Mike September 1st, 2015 at 17:40

    Yeah right, like we’d even want Stepford wives…just get a hot looking housekeeper, it’s probably cheaper….:)

  11. eyelashviper September 1st, 2015 at 17:41

    “spiffed up, with a hot meal ready, the house immaculate”…
    When does someone send over a maid, housecleaner, and chef????
    Until then, just be happy that the dust bunnies don’t smother you in your sleep…

    • Robert Kennedy September 1st, 2015 at 20:25

      He should have married June Cleaver.

      • rg9rts September 2nd, 2015 at 06:54

        She’d dump him

      • William September 2nd, 2015 at 11:43

        June Cleaver (Barbara Billingsley) shed her domestic persona, learned another language and marched to a different drum.

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        • Robert Kennedy September 2nd, 2015 at 12:33

          You beat me to it, I was going to recommend that.

        • Larry Schmitt September 2nd, 2015 at 15:37

          Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help.

    • Dwendt44 September 2nd, 2015 at 02:05

      Don’t be surprised if one day, his oatmeal has ground glass in it.

  12. Um Cara September 1st, 2015 at 17:43

    Yes, she should on occasion do just that, or something similar. As should the other spouse.

    It’s a pretty selfish person that things it should only be the responsibility of one spouse or the other to do nice things / keep oneself attractive. It’s also a recipe for disaster. If only one spouse is keeping up their appearance and doing nice things for the other – odds are that spouse is going to be ‘stolen’ away by someone who is less of an a-hole.

    • Judgeforyourself37 September 2nd, 2015 at 15:36

      I hope so for this so called ?christian minister’s wife. He deserves to be left alone to fix his own darn dinner.

  13. StoneyCurtisll September 1st, 2015 at 19:21

    What…
    No mention of being dressed in a burka?

  14. StoneyCurtisll September 1st, 2015 at 19:30

    Hey Pastor Bill Lytell…
    What if your wife works later than, or longer hours her husband?..

    This ain’t the 1950’s old timer…
    I would suggest he, Pastor Bill Lytel get a grip on reality, but he still believes we are in the 50’s and “god” actually exist…

    • Talibandrew Breitbot September 1st, 2015 at 19:31

      1950s? These knuckledraggers want to bring back the 1850s!

      • StoneyCurtisll September 1st, 2015 at 19:32

        Whats a hundred or so years, among friends..:)

  15. StoneyCurtisll September 1st, 2015 at 19:33

    Is it a Man’s World?….
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juTeHsKPWhY

  16. KillAllTheRednecks . September 1st, 2015 at 19:36

    If we have to publish a story about every stupid white old guy who sez something idiotic, we’re going to run out of Internet very fast.

    • CandideThirtythree September 2nd, 2015 at 07:50

      hahahahaha! Brilliant!

  17. StoneyCurtisll September 1st, 2015 at 19:46

    This is the garbage they preach down there in Florida….

  18. William September 1st, 2015 at 21:39

    I’m the better of the cooks here. I’m a lot more organized in the kitchen. We simply don’t have roles. Forcing a person to be or act in a manner that’s contrary to their nature can breed resentment and contempt.
    My wife dose not meet me “spiffed up”.
    She does however stumble in exhausted from the gym, hair matted, covered in sweat and chalk.

    • Manastas September 2nd, 2015 at 05:48

      I don’t like a wife that greets me at the door like a “little woman” and I certainly don’t want a wife who can bench press a moose.
      I want a wife who is herself.

      • rg9rts September 2nd, 2015 at 06:53

        Maybe that is herself.?

      • William September 2nd, 2015 at 07:49

        I’m not sure what you are inferring.
        My wife weighs 119 pounds and cannot bench press a Moose.
        She is in a marriage where her individuality is not just tolerated, but cherished. On the other end of the spectrum she teaches quilting classes.
        There was a time, in my lifetime, when gyms were not co-ed and women were thought to be a non issue in extreme sports.
        That has changed.
        Today men who aren’t idiots revel in a marriage that encourages each other, no matter how unconventional their passions may be.
        The men who are idiots continue to be intimidated or derailed by strong independent women.
        BTW
        Moose pressing isn’t a sanctioned event…even in Maine.

        • BigDumbWhiteGuy September 2nd, 2015 at 11:21

          Moose pressing isn’t a sanctioned event…even in Maine.

          What about Alaska? The Klondike Kardashian thinks your wife needs to up her game. /s

        • Suzanne McFly September 2nd, 2015 at 14:45

          Strong women scare some people, just take his statement for what it is…..ramblings of a weak person.

    • rg9rts September 2nd, 2015 at 06:53

      We know you love her dearly! ~~~(^.,.^)

  19. Tommie September 1st, 2015 at 23:21

    Nice outreach to the ladies Republicans!

    • Larry Schmitt September 2nd, 2015 at 07:34

      From the Mitt Romney playbook.

      • alpacadaddy September 2nd, 2015 at 14:22

        don’t ya mean ‘binder’ ?? ;-)

  20. bpollen September 2nd, 2015 at 05:42

    Then husbands should appear at the door freshly showered, shaved, hair combed, wearing a tux with tails, a cumberbund, and carrying flowers and candy. Marriage ain’t a one-way street, Pastor.

    • Larry Schmitt September 2nd, 2015 at 07:35

      No, sometimes it’s an alley.

      • CandideThirtythree September 2nd, 2015 at 07:48

        a dark one

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