Janet Porter Says Her Prayers Elected Bush

Posted by | August 31, 2015 15:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Religion


George W. Bush won the presidency in 2000 because Janet Porter prayed.

Faith 2 Action’s Janet Porter was the keynote speaker at the American Decency Association’s summer conference last month, where she repeated her claim that her prayers delivered the state of Florida to George W. Bush in the 2000 election.

“In the year 2000, I lived in a county named Broward,” Porter said. “Remember election night? Every station had declared the election for Al Gore. Every one, ever Fox. And I did something that was odd — and I know the Right Wing Watchers are telling I’m the one that prayed it in — well, I think there were millions who prayed with me but I do think that God answers prayer and I do think He’s honored when you pray ridiculous, sun-stopping prayers. And I said, ‘God, I’m asking you to do what has never been done before, I’m asking you to take the state of Florida, where I lived at the time, from Al Gore and give it to George Bush so that unborn children will live and not die.’ That was my prayer.”

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44 responses to Janet Porter Says Her Prayers Elected Bush

  1. Mike August 31st, 2015 at 15:22

    Thanks for praying for Obama twice, I’m sure that’s why he won.

    Now concentrate your powers on Hill and Bernie…you can do it…

    BTW, there’s no such thing as an unborn child…it’s called a fetus…do you call an egg a chicken…???

    From the medical dictionary…

    http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Unborn+Child

    • bpollen September 1st, 2015 at 05:01

      I call an egg “delicious.”

      • NIGHTWATCH ABCP ........ September 1st, 2015 at 13:06

        Is that FRIED, SCRAMBLED or POACHED ????????

  2. mfr4 August 31st, 2015 at 15:30

    The American Decency Association????? Who are they? Do they have the right to pray away the will of the American people? Apparently so, because the god they worship is all for an antidemocratic theocracy much like Iran. Never forget that the principle tenants of organized religion are ignorance, intolerance and exclusion.

  3. jasperjava August 31st, 2015 at 15:34

    Not a single abortion was prevented by the election of George W. B*$h. On the contrary, thousands upon thousands of people died unnecessarily. I hold her responsible. She has blood on her hands.

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  4. Budda August 31st, 2015 at 15:53

    Janet who?

  5. jybarz August 31st, 2015 at 16:12

    Crazy indecent witch bitch.

  6. nola878 August 31st, 2015 at 16:16

    Extremely arrogant of her.

    • Larry Schmitt August 31st, 2015 at 19:07

      It’s arrogant of anyone to think that prayers can change anything. Take rain for example. Why do people pray for rain? Do they think god controls the weather? If he does, didn’t he make it stop raining in the first place? Why should prayers convince him to change? The whole idea is absurd.

  7. Suzanne McFly August 31st, 2015 at 17:05

    Well you need to turn over every asset of yours and put it in our treasury to pay for a small part of our vets bills and you need to go to Iraq and apologize for you stupidity to the people you have put through hell with your “prayers”.

  8. Bunya August 31st, 2015 at 17:28

    If she were praying for Bush to be elected, one has to wonder who/what she was praying to. Dubya was a national (if not, worldly) screw up!

    • Chris August 31st, 2015 at 19:42

      I wonder why her prayers didn’t work the last two presidential elections.

      Funny she didn’t mention those. Real funny.

      • The Original Just Me August 31st, 2015 at 23:22

        The battery on her Buzz Buzz Prayer thing ran down. “Oh Lord, I feel you coming.”

  9. Dwendt44 August 31st, 2015 at 17:36

    SO that eight year disaster was HER fault!

  10. Larry Schmitt August 31st, 2015 at 19:05

    Then she’s the one we have to stone.

  11. StoneyCurtisll August 31st, 2015 at 19:23

    Janet Porter is a god damned liar..
    Just another charlatan..
    Whats you to send her “seed money’.

  12. Chris August 31st, 2015 at 19:41

    “American Decency Association”? I gotta get started on making up stuff like this too…

    • Larry Schmitt August 31st, 2015 at 19:50

      It’s like the so-called American Family Association. They come up with innocent-sounding names that hide what they actually do.

      • Suzanne McFly August 31st, 2015 at 20:17

        The Center for Medical Progress is another one.

        • Larry Schmitt August 31st, 2015 at 20:36

          Never heard of that one. Before I looked it up, I guessed it was an anti-abortion group, and whadya know, I was right.

          • Suzanne McFly August 31st, 2015 at 21:03

            Yeah, I seen that name in a story last week. The name kind of stuck with me due to the absurdity of it.

          • Wee Mousie September 2nd, 2015 at 01:37

            Yeah, because in the bad old days, abortions were happening all the time and no one know what caused them; but then the Center for Medical Progress came along and cured people of abortions, and life was peace and kittens and bunnies an …..

      • mfr4 August 31st, 2015 at 21:23

        There is nothing innocent in a name like the “American Decency Association” I can pretty much assure you that it stands for repression and control and not American values of freedom and liberty

        • NIGHTWATCH ABCP ........ September 1st, 2015 at 13:03

          “American Decency Association” aka “Evangelical Christian TALIBAN” ………….

      • Chris August 31st, 2015 at 21:23

        I know! I’m not making this one up, I swear: Josh Duggar addressing “The Family Leader.”

        Sort of a corollary to IOKIYAR: if a Democrat were caught with what Duggar did, we’d never hear the end of “Well, we know where (insert Dem name here) would lead the kids, haw, haw!”

        We Dems do make fun of this hypocrisy, but there’s such a flood of it that nothing resonates with the audience that should be listening.

  13. Obewon August 31st, 2015 at 20:43

    Janet Porter’s own prayers tanked her ReaganBook.com launch within its first 24 hours! No real god would be dim enough to enable GWB / Cheney’s global economic depression and either of the Bush war criminal admins. Porter’s god is obviously Satin!

  14. WallyinFl August 31st, 2015 at 21:39

    Well not for nothing whoever that crazy bitch is thousands of former babies did horribly in illegal wars started by your supposed hero for the unborn. What the fuck do I know.

  15. Lyndia August 31st, 2015 at 22:29

    Those Christians have a vivid imagination.

    • whatthe46 August 31st, 2015 at 22:43

      ya think? lol

    • cwazycajun September 1st, 2015 at 12:47

      christian imagination’s actual definition…. psychotic delusion

  16. The Original Just Me August 31st, 2015 at 23:17

    And, they believed her. Ain’t that Amazing.

    • rg9rts September 1st, 2015 at 10:30

      And took up a collection for fund me

      • The Original Just Me September 1st, 2015 at 12:43

        Okay, you just gave me an idea. Why don’t we start a Go Fund Me account and ask the Right Wingers for money to help us rehabilitate our minds to think more like them. Of coarse it would be a phony front but it could be fun.

        • rg9rts September 1st, 2015 at 13:54

          No worse than the John Oliver church

          • Larry Schmitt September 1st, 2015 at 17:13

            You could donate all the proceeds to Planned Parenthood. No, wait, you’re trying to bring money in.

          • The Original Just Me September 1st, 2015 at 20:20

            I remember that.

  17. fahvel September 1st, 2015 at 03:10

    then this small minded cypher should be charged equally along with bush cheney for crimes against humanity.

  18. rg9rts September 1st, 2015 at 10:30

    So its all her fault…. wonder how she feels having the blood of THOUSANDS on her hands?

  19. Merlin September 1st, 2015 at 14:52

    The bleach on her hair has soaked into her brain.

  20. cruisersailor September 1st, 2015 at 17:35

    I didn’t know Zeus was that interested in American elections.

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