Robertson: Market Crash Is God’s Punishment For Abortions, Planned Parenthood Funding
God is manipulating the stock market to show Americans how upset his is, reasons Pat Robertson.
Following a report on demonstrations against Planned Parenthood that took place this weekend, the “700 Club” host said that God is not pleased with the Obama administration’s position on Planned Parenthood and abortion rights, as made clear by today’s market slide.
“We will pay dearly as a nation for this thing going on,” he said. “And possibly if we were to stop all this slaughter the judgment of God might be lifted from us. But it’s coming, ladies and gentlemen. We just had a little taste of it in terms of the financial system, but it’s going to be shaken to its core in the next few months, years or however long it tastes and it will hurt every one of us.”
Copyright 2015 Liberaland
Chinese Democracy August 24th, 2015 at 16:23
could the existence of Pat Robertson be proof there is no God?
Suzanne McFly August 24th, 2015 at 16:26
I would say he proves there is a Satan more than anything else.
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:42
Remember. Man was made in God’s image so God must be One Dumb Shit, if Pat Roberson is a fine example of what God wanted us to be like.
Mike August 25th, 2015 at 18:04
Yes….
ExPFCWintergreen August 24th, 2015 at 16:27
I just saw a book about Pat Robertson. It’s called, “Are You There, God? It’s Me, Douchebag.”
Larry Schmitt August 24th, 2015 at 16:41
You mean by Robertson, don’t you?
Larry Schmitt August 24th, 2015 at 16:40
So god is supposedly all powerful, but he/she/it can’t figure out how to target the actual evildoers? He makes the stock markets go down, thereby making even the righteous investors lose value in their 401(k)’s? Doesn’t seem so all powerful to me.
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:39
Pat Roberson, God’s reason for laughing.
FatRat August 24th, 2015 at 16:41
God does work in mysterious ways.
Romans 11:33: “O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!” (KJV)
https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/religion-god_works_in_mysterious_ways-gods-creators-divinity-mystery-rman14654_low.jpg
http://leisurelearningcafe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/God-at-his-computer.jpg
DogsRgoodpeople August 24th, 2015 at 17:09
hilarious—thanks
whatthe46 August 24th, 2015 at 16:45
abortion has been legal for decades. and Obama was only 12 in ’73. how in the hell is all this his fault? my goodness, Obama has been the all powerful all this damn time.
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:37
If it’s GOOD, then Pres. Obama is responsible. It just depends on your definition of GOOD.
tracey marie August 24th, 2015 at 16:52
flashback to 2007-2008…pat was silent when bush crashed the worlds economy and started illegal wars killing hundreds of thousands of actual living breathing humans, bush also continued to fund PP. Whats up old coot?
Suzanne McFly August 24th, 2015 at 16:54
I don’t care that this old coot says this crap, but it pisses me off that he has an audience of racists who grab onto this garbage and believe it.
tracey marie August 24th, 2015 at 16:58
dumb frightened idiots, mostly old coots themselves.
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:35
Are you talking about ME AGAIN ?
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:34
Did ya notice the donation plate in his hand ?
Suzanne McFly August 24th, 2015 at 20:03
Is it not ever in his hand. God will bitch slap the hell out of him when she sees him at the gate for using her name to support hate. Then she will phone Satan and tell him to move over cause his queen is coming down.
The Original Just Me August 25th, 2015 at 07:46
I concur with you.
Larry Schmitt August 24th, 2015 at 16:58
But they were just Ay=rabs, heathen non-believers. They’re all in hell now.
tracey marie August 24th, 2015 at 16:59
Notice how the old theocratic bigots are for trump and this old coot.
Hirightnow August 24th, 2015 at 17:52
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn24/Quentin_Adam_Green/ct-trump-alabama-rally-20150821-2-vert_zps87ipfdxu.jpg
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:33
Very Good.
Hirightnow August 24th, 2015 at 19:39
Photoscape.
Robert Kennedy August 25th, 2015 at 17:52
Did you see the study that came out a couple of days ago which showed that 60% of Trump supporters never graduated from high school. The biggest illiterate twits are the Trumpsters.
tracey marie August 25th, 2015 at 17:54
I believe that, the white supremacists are crawling out of the woodwork to support him.
Robert Kennedy August 25th, 2015 at 18:30
No question, and they include my posited illiterates.
tracey marie August 25th, 2015 at 18:33
Of course.
whatthe46 August 24th, 2015 at 17:13
i see tracey is wide awake. lol. feel better?
tracey marie August 24th, 2015 at 17:16
Much better, napped and eliminated many many clothes from my closet…not done yet.
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:32
Eliminating clothes, brings up interesting thoughts. Like Good Will will be thankful.
tracey marie August 24th, 2015 at 20:18
Paralyzed veterans, I donate my clothes and household items, furniture I no longer need or want and donate my cars to purple heart.
The Original Just Me August 25th, 2015 at 00:16
Okay, Purple Heart and Veterans are Good. But let’s get back to eliminating clothes. I told you I was a dirty old man.
Ψ_Anonymous _ Ω August 24th, 2015 at 17:14
“President Bush said to all of us: ‘I am driven with a mission from God’. God would tell me, ‘George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan’. And I did. And then God would tell me ‘George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq’. And I did.”
Mr Bush went on: “And now, again, I feel God’s words coming to me, ‘Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East’. And, by God, I’m gonna do it.”
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/oct/07/iraq.usa
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:31
And if I don’t, my brother will.
Hirightnow August 24th, 2015 at 17:41
“God’s will”?
William August 24th, 2015 at 17:46
I always like to tell Republicans. “Hey it’s your program not ours”
The Title X Family Planning Program, officially known as Public Law 91-572 or “Population Research and Voluntary Family Planning Programs” was enacted under President Richard Nixon in 1970 as part of the Public Health Service Act.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Title_X
William August 24th, 2015 at 17:07
Because the creator of the universe is very involved with the financial dealings of a tiny planet in the milky way system
Hirightnow August 24th, 2015 at 17:38
You owe me a keyboard…
William August 24th, 2015 at 17:15
So let me see if I understand this.
God has chosen to mess with Wall street which is largely owned and maintained by the right, because of planned parenthood, an agency largely supported by the left.
Geeez you’d think the almighty would maybe smote a Prius factory or a yogurt stand if he was pissed at the left.
nola878 August 24th, 2015 at 18:06
God has lousy aim….Katrina’s proof of that. The storm was God’s wrath for so many gays here, but he largely spared the French Quarter and Faubourg Marigny…two neighborhoods with a large number of gays.
William August 25th, 2015 at 08:20
Looking at the general target of horrific weather events and the damage therein, it is reasonable to assume that trailer parks are filled with gay people.
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:28
Hollywood is supposed to be extreme Left. Maybe this forth coming El Nino is going to wash them out to Sea.
jasperjava August 24th, 2015 at 17:15
It’s been a bull market for the last six years, and yet abortion was legal and Planned Parenthood was funded all this time.
Did God simply fail to notice?
Pat Robertson’s idea of God is pathetically limited.
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:26
It seems to take awhile for God to get his dander up.
TiredOldGuy August 24th, 2015 at 17:18
“in the next few months, years or however long” … sounds like how we’re all still waiting for that trickle down wealth that Reagan promised.
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:24
Jesus is bringing it in on his next trip here.
Hirightnow August 24th, 2015 at 17:37
This guy is lost….
Doesn’t the Bible speak about love of money? Moeychangers? Giving everything to the poor?
And yet,NOT making money is now somehow a punishment from Jehovah?
(Yes, yes…I said it! Jehovah, Jehovah!….What are you gonna do? Crucify me twice?)
Larry Schmitt August 24th, 2015 at 17:44
I believe the punishment for saying (you-know-whose) name was stoning.
Hirightnow August 24th, 2015 at 17:54
Sorry…due to legal difficulties, I’m not allowed to get stoned right now.(!)
Crucifixion, however, isn’t mentioned.
Larry Schmitt August 24th, 2015 at 18:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9knToyK-wUs
Hirightnow August 24th, 2015 at 18:12
I’ll be sure to forward that link to my PTR officer…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkbqzWVHZI
Larry Schmitt August 24th, 2015 at 18:24
As outright hilarious as this movie is, possibly the best thing about it is how the “Christians” reacted when it was first released. They organized boycotts, wrote editorials, picketed theaters, all without ever seeing the movie. Which, of course, only made people want to see it more. You can’t buy advertising that effective.
Hirightnow August 24th, 2015 at 22:37
I actually wrote a letter to the Va.Pilot/Ledger Star concerning “Passion of the Christ” about the same thing (All the hoohaw prior to its release).,and they printed it…amazed the hell outta me,considering.
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:22
Okay. You just gave him an excuse to get stoned.
alpacadaddy August 24th, 2015 at 17:47
What a bitter, hateful old fossil… his kind damage the concept of intelligent life on earth!
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:21
I used to think that Earth was the only place you would find intelligent life. Now, I am even doubting that you would find it there.
Robert Kennedy August 25th, 2015 at 17:43
Well, there is Alan and liberaland
The Original Just Me August 25th, 2015 at 21:55
Yup and you and I are here.
Mike August 24th, 2015 at 17:48
What market crash….????
The market has been soaring … it was at 7900 +- when O took office and it’s at 15k +- today…abortions and PP are great for the market !!!!!
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:20
Good Observation.
Dwendt44 August 25th, 2015 at 00:03
If memory serves, it was in the 6000 range when Obama was elected. It soared to over 18000 earlier this year breaking records left and right getting there.
Now we have a correction and a glut in the oil arena and China having economic difficulties of their own making, but hey, it’s all Obama’s fault.
Mike August 25th, 2015 at 06:42
You’re right, I picked Jan 20 rather than Election day so I wouldn’t get caught trying to give O credit for what the right would credit Bush. My personal belief is that the market jumped nearly 30% in that time simply on the news a dem (any dem) won the WH. JMO
The Original Just Me August 24th, 2015 at 19:19
Will somebody PLEASE push this corpse into a coffin ?
Talibandrew Breitbot August 24th, 2015 at 19:51
(With apologies to Stephanie Miller.)
Evil Uncle Chuckles McRapture forgot to take his thorazine again!
OldLefty August 24th, 2015 at 19:54
But isn’t that just the flip side of Rev Wright?
Rev Wright blamed 9/11 on the US government using it’s awesome power to oppress the people.
Plus, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson blamed 9/11 on the US government NOT using it’s awesome power to oppress the people.
Why are the “limited government, don’t tread on me” crowd on the fainting couch over Wright’s remarks, yet comfortable with the other’s?
Could it be the dashiki?
Jack E Raynbeau August 24th, 2015 at 21:05
Die, you hallucinating old fart.
fahvel August 25th, 2015 at 03:14
perfect!!
Roctuna August 24th, 2015 at 21:08
If the stock market is our standard of judgement, it’s reasonable to say that god has been rewarding the country and the current administration because god clearly approves of the social trends in the country, after all the market has enjoyed an near-unprecidented period of sustained growth since 2008. God must approve of the liberal future as well, based on the bull market model. If we’re being punished for anything in the short term, it’s just as reasonable to assume it’s because The Trumpster is leading in the polls and Pat is still on TV.
fahvel August 25th, 2015 at 03:14
not a reward, just a tease to get you all to the edge of the precipice and then, oooops.
whatthe46 August 24th, 2015 at 21:31
i wonder if what’s actually happening is that people are starting to put their money in their own bank accounts because even for them, this old bastard is starting to not make sense. that’s where he sees money dropping.
Tommie August 24th, 2015 at 22:34
Haha, Pat Robertson even your God is laughing at you!
Hirightnow August 24th, 2015 at 22:41
Judith 8-14: You cannot plumb the depths of the human heart or
grasp the workings of the human mind; how then can you fathom God, who
has made all these things, or discern His mind, or understand His plan?
They always forget this verse…possibly because it’s not in the KJV.
Judgeforyourself37 August 26th, 2015 at 11:33
Actually, She is crying to think that anyone would listen to that charlatan.
Dwendt44 August 25th, 2015 at 00:07
If man is made in gods image, why aren’t we invisible?
The Original Just Me August 25th, 2015 at 00:18
The same reason we have to sit on Hard Wooden Pews instead of soft fluffy clouds.