Trump Trolls Rand, Hillary Trolls Jeb!

Posted by | August 11, 2015 10:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics

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We have entered full political silly season. Yesterday, GOP prez-wannabe Rand Paul, whose poll numbers are plummeting, criticized Donald Trump:

“I honestly have no idea what Mr. Trump’s real philosophy is,” Paul wrote in an Op-Ed for Independent Review Journal. “He was liberal before he was conservative, and has openly professed for decades that his views are those of a Democrat.” It’s a straightforward message to the base of the Republican Party: you can’t trust this guy, he’s not one of us, be very wary of what he’s selling. It’s an interesting move on Rand’s part for a couple of reasons.

You know The Donald would never pass up an opportunity to fire back:

Rand is doing a lot better than other candidates, though:

On Monday, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) “joked” that he would start randomly dropping Trump’s name in sentences in order to get people to pay attention to his message.

Meanwhile, back on Dynasty, ” [F]ormer Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, a Republican presidential hopeful, took a swing at [Hillary Clinton’s ambitious plan to overhaul college affordability in the United States] using [Twitter].” The tweets were flying like Trump’s bleeding metaphors. Hillary posted a graphic:

Jeb trolled back with his own graphic:

Hillary replied:

Now that’s Presidential trolling. ‘Nuff said!

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David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

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16 responses to Trump Trolls Rand, Hillary Trolls Jeb!

  1. dave-dr-gonzo August 11th, 2015 at 10:55

    Epic trolling!

    • tracey marie August 11th, 2015 at 12:45

      Hillary owned jeb, jindal made me laugh.

  2. Tommie August 11th, 2015 at 11:07

    Isn’t technology great!

  3. Suzanne McFly August 11th, 2015 at 11:08

    “Truly weird donald trump reminds me of a spoiled brat without a properly functioning brain. He was terrible at DEBATE!”………….fixed it.

    • jasperjava August 11th, 2015 at 11:48

      Donald “I’m-gonna-take-my-ball-and-go-home-if-you’re-not-nice-to-me” Trump has some nerve accusing anyone else of being a spoiled brat.

      • Suzanne McFly August 11th, 2015 at 12:39

        You would think these egotistical types spend hours in the mirror, but somehow they don’t see or hear what the rest of us do.

        • anothertoothpick August 11th, 2015 at 14:02

          Don’t you love farce?
          My fault I fear.
          I thought that you’d want what I want.
          Sorry, my dear.
          But where are the clowns?
          send in the clowns.

          • Hirightnow August 11th, 2015 at 14:11

            Just when I start
            ignoring those boor
            Finally knowing the vote that they wanted was yours
            Trying to sway the public with their usual lies
            It’s a disgrace
            nobody tries

            • anothertoothpick August 11th, 2015 at 14:30

              Isn’t it rich?

              Isn’t it queer,

              Losing my timing this late

              In my career?

              And where are the clowns?

              There ought to be clowns.

              Well, maybe next year.

          • Hirightnow August 11th, 2015 at 14:52

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCE-Bijdvv0
            Always worth a watch, is this best version of that song.

            • anothertoothpick August 11th, 2015 at 15:37

              Yes….very good.

              Sondheim wrote the song specifically for the actress Glynis Johns, who created the role of Desirée on Broadway. The song is structured with four verses and a bridge, and uses a complex compound meter. It became Sondheim’s most popular song after Frank Sinatra recorded it in 1973 and Judy Collins’ version charted in 1975 and 1977.

              Truly a classic.

              Thanks for the link Hight.

  4. tracey marie August 11th, 2015 at 12:45

    Childish and petulant bully…the rwnj’s believe he is Presidential material

    • anothertoothpick August 11th, 2015 at 13:55

      Everybody loves a clown, so why don’t you?
      Everybody laughs at the things he say’s and does
      They all laugh when they see him comin’
      But you don’t laugh, you just go home runnin’
      Everybody loves a clown, so why can’t you?
      A clown has feelings, too

  5. Budda August 11th, 2015 at 12:46

    Can’t wait for someone, anybody to start calling the Trumpster a loser etc.

    • Hirightnow August 11th, 2015 at 14:48

      The main congregation of Republican hopefuls is likely waiting for Trump to announce his VP….then they’ll lay into him.

  6. amersham46 August 11th, 2015 at 22:58

    Hold off naming a VP until the convention ,,, keep playing them against each other . If he runs as a third party candidate , wait till the last day of the convention and steal some of their thunder

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