Duggars ‘Heartbroken’; Say God Wants Them On Television
Too bad for the Duggars that God is too busy with other stuff to be programming TLC.
An unidentified source told PEOPLE:
The Duggars want to return to TV because they truly believe it was part of God’s plan for them to spread the word about their faith.
I think Jim Bob and Michelle honestly did expect people to just move on from this. Their thinking is, they put this behind them ages ago, so why wouldn’t the rest of the world?
The Duggar children are reportedly devastated by the cancellation of the family’s reality show because they enjoy being famous, claims another report.
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tracey marie July 23rd, 2015 at 11:36
When did their god start caring about these faux xtian pedophiles and enablers?
Red Mann July 23rd, 2015 at 17:55
“Their god” is the operative phrase. their god is made in their image.
Dwendt44 July 23rd, 2015 at 19:22
Like all gods.
Dwendt44 July 23rd, 2015 at 11:39
No god doesn’t. I asked her and she said “NO”.
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An American in Canada July 23rd, 2015 at 11:58
You sure?
Mike July 23rd, 2015 at 11:58
So the Duggar’s god is less powerful than programming directors over at TLC…????
BigDumbWhiteGuy July 23rd, 2015 at 19:29
Yes.
LoisB July 23rd, 2015 at 12:05
God doesn’t watch t.v.
William July 23rd, 2015 at 12:16
So the creator of the entire universe is somehow concerned with TV programming on one of the planets that revolve around one of the billions of stars in the universe. And why not? He also likes to tell a half dozen or so of the faithful that they should run for president.
allison1050 July 23rd, 2015 at 15:08
But of course!
arc99 July 23rd, 2015 at 16:08
Actually, I hear that the Supreme Being is quite the prankster.
He does whisper this stuff into peoples’ heads and then laughs his a$$ off when they believe him, go out and fail miserably.
Red Mann July 23rd, 2015 at 17:54
So Jehovah is really Loki?
Bunya July 23rd, 2015 at 14:20
“I think Jim Bob and Michelle honestly did expect people to just move on from this.”
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Yeah well, the television viewing audience isn’t as forgiving as the conservative voters. The “God forgave me, so everything’s okay” schtick doesn’t work for self-righteous assholes on a TV show. It only works for self-righteous Louisiana governors who are caught having kinky extramarital affairs.
Anomaly 100 July 23rd, 2015 at 15:01
Yes, God is totally into reality TV.
allison1050 July 23rd, 2015 at 15:07
Devastated, just devastated! About the money really.
Suzanne McFly July 23rd, 2015 at 15:25
Exactly, they are devastated to not be cashing those checks anymore.
allison1050 July 23rd, 2015 at 18:25
Hey Girl!! Guess they’re gonna have to move back to the old homestead! ;o)
Suzanne McFly July 23rd, 2015 at 18:43
Hi Allison, let me guess, a double wide?
allison1050 July 23rd, 2015 at 19:00
Double wide and maybe 2 of them!
labman57 July 23rd, 2015 at 15:44
Bull crap! I happen to know for a fact that God doesn’t get cable.
bpollen July 23rd, 2015 at 16:00
Their timing just sucks… Gawd used to be in charge of programming for TLC, but got fired for telling Scott Walker to run.
Obewon July 23rd, 2015 at 16:55
19 molestation victims and counting, dumped by God & TLC.
The grifters quickly soured on feeding their brood with their savings, and now plan to ‘leave the kids at a highway rest stop’ according to a newly unemployed source.
Chinese Democracy July 23rd, 2015 at 18:53
lol .. send that to the onion
BigDumbWhiteGuy July 23rd, 2015 at 19:27
Nope. It’s medical experiments for the lot of ’em.
Obewon July 23rd, 2015 at 20:34
OMG! Breaking video from the Duggars proves you’re right on the money! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXq6m_JFnKY
Progressive Republican July 25th, 2015 at 05:39
♫Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate♫
thinkingwomanmillstone July 23rd, 2015 at 17:40
I love hubris.
Warman1138 July 23rd, 2015 at 18:06
They can always do infomercials.
Dwendt44 July 23rd, 2015 at 19:19
Not commercials for birth control.
Annie July 24th, 2015 at 14:39
They are a walking, breathing commercial for birth control.
Progressive Republican July 25th, 2015 at 05:31
A picture of them with the caption,
“This could’ve been avoided.
Practice planned parenthood.”
Chinese Democracy July 23rd, 2015 at 18:58
Here’s a look inside the Duggars’ dangerous Christian cult
http://goo.gl/hSGcwY
those fuggers at TLC would probably have made a David Koresh tv show if there was a buck in it for them.
The Duggars and Duck Dynasty arent “every day people ” like TLC tries to promote. They are dangerous zealots that TLC has tapped into for money
dave-dr-gonzo July 23rd, 2015 at 21:45
Maybe someone should pitch TLC on “Manson Family Christmas”!
Progressive Republican July 25th, 2015 at 05:30
XD
Big Bimmy July 23rd, 2015 at 19:08
It’s only a matter of time before one of the Duggars releases a sex tape.
dave-dr-gonzo July 23rd, 2015 at 21:44
Ewwww! My EYES! AAAAAAAAAAUGH!
rg9rts July 24th, 2015 at 08:36
How to duggar your sister and friends
amersham46 July 23rd, 2015 at 19:50
Check with Fox
fredoandme July 23rd, 2015 at 20:40
once again, god loses, the people win. puny god.
whatthe46 July 23rd, 2015 at 20:46
“puny god.” hey that’s what the hulk said to the “bad guy” (whose name i can’t remember) called him. “puny god.” lol, just after whipping him around like a whip.
fredoandme July 23rd, 2015 at 21:16
i guess i should have attributed that, but i didn’t.
if there is a god and he/she/it really is god, and if he/she/it did want the duggars on television, wouldn’t they be on 24/7? using their own argument, either he/she/it does NOT want them on television or he/she/it doesn’t exist.
fredoandme July 23rd, 2015 at 21:17
loki. also, too.
whatthe46 July 23rd, 2015 at 21:27
thanks. yes. Loki.
dave-dr-gonzo July 23rd, 2015 at 21:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy61Va1L4cM
fredoandme July 23rd, 2015 at 21:44
made me wonder why we needed any other avengers.
Progressive Republican July 25th, 2015 at 05:29
Laffs.
whatthe46 July 23rd, 2015 at 21:55
funny thing is, i just watched it last night. and couldn’t remember his darn name. also, i always rewind it, about 3 times every time. lol. also, i rewinded this too.
rg9rts July 24th, 2015 at 08:35
Next time try FF then rewind
whatthe46 July 24th, 2015 at 09:31
smarty pants.
rg9rts July 24th, 2015 at 10:39
pitty pum pitty pum
Progressive Republican July 25th, 2015 at 05:28
Best scene in the movie!
rg9rts July 24th, 2015 at 08:33
Exit stage left…hang head in shame
Robert Kennedy July 24th, 2015 at 16:00
The fact that that they’re not all in prison proves that there is no God but the Flying Spaghetti Monster. An omnipotent God would have either thrown them in prison or struck them down with lightning.