Jim Bakker Blames Iran Deal For Draught, Second Coming
It’s Obama’s fault, says Pastor Jim Bakker.
During a discussion about the End Times on The Jim Bakker Show, Alabama Pastor John Kilpatrick explained that God was punishing America for abortions, idolatry, homosexuality and fornication.
“What God said is that blood itself had a life,” Kilpatrick told Bakker. “So whenever a doctor aborts a baby and that blood is being flushed down the commode, God hears the voice of that baby going down that commode, saying, ‘Help! Forgive Lord! Forgive them! Forgive my mother!’”
Kilpatrick pointed out that the Bible said that “the land is full of sexual sin” like homosexuality.
“Because the curse of the sin the land lies parched,” he said. “What’s going on in California right now with such a drought.”
The Alabama pastor noted that God was also punishing the U.S. for “breaking covenant.”
“We’ve been in a covenant with Israel since 1948, we’ve been blessed. We haven’t cursed Israel, we’ve been blessed,” Kilpatrick observed.
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33 responses to Jim Bakker Blames Iran Deal For Draught, Second Coming
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Roctuna July 16th, 2015 at 19:15
By that warped logic, it’s easy to see where the land is parched and the sinners reside. It’s not just California. In 2011 the south was clearly a hotbed of sin and likely fornication.
Larry Schmitt July 16th, 2015 at 21:04
I think we already knew that.
Roctuna July 16th, 2015 at 21:12
Ahh, but the proof is in the precipitation, apparently.
Mike July 16th, 2015 at 19:20
So I guess 9/11 was because the SCOTUS gave the election to Bush instead of the real winner…??? What caused us to lose Nam…masturbation…???
I didn’t realize Jim was out of prison and back at grifting again.
Dwendt44 July 16th, 2015 at 20:40
He’s not alone. Most shyster ministers keep much of their little empires after run-ins with the law. Swaggart, Popoff, etc.. many have their own cable or satellite channel.
alpacadaddy July 17th, 2015 at 13:35
That’s right… in fact Popoff is still on late-night TV hawking magic towelettes pre-moistened with ‘holy’ tap water. Just how ignorant & gullible (or desperate) do you have to be to actually buy into this crap?
FatRat July 16th, 2015 at 20:01
baby and that blood is being flushed down the commode, God hears the voice of that baby going down that commode, saying, ‘Help! Forgive Lord! Forgive them! Forgive my mother!’”
I don’t think John is correct but if he is, the Ty-D-Bol man has even bigger problems than signing a billion year contract with the Sea Org. lol
1977 Ty-D-Bol “Man in the Boat” Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DC_M2VgfVA
https://scientologyculture.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/sea_org.jpg?w=640&h=512
StoneyCurtisll July 16th, 2015 at 21:56
LOL…
The little man in the toilet bowel~!…
That is flashback worthy~!!
Obewon July 16th, 2015 at 20:02
When many read “Jim Baaker Blames Second Coming” we think of Jim & Tammy’s epic marital failures as televilangelical grifting founders of the Praise The Lord (PTL Club).
Mike July 16th, 2015 at 20:19
LOved George BTW
I thought PTL stood for Pass The Loot.
Obewon July 16th, 2015 at 20:24
I actually saw George today play “Give Up The Funk” with the P Funk all stars during a two hour free concert in a park at WORK today! OMFG it’s still “Funk upon a time. One nation under a groove”
Mike July 16th, 2015 at 20:47
Damn, wish I worked near you. Parliment Funkadelic was way ahead of it’s time. And George is a bad ass on stage…
Obewon July 16th, 2015 at 21:05
As George reentered the atmosphere. He made us all funky again! Upcoming shows http://georgeclinton.com/tour/
The Original Just Me July 17th, 2015 at 05:27
PTL—-Poke The Ladies. a Jim Baker specialty.
StoneyCurtisll July 16th, 2015 at 21:53
High Five~!!
That is a classic~!
tracey marie July 16th, 2015 at 21:04
Wait, is the same guy who worshipped money and stole from his “flock and fonicated with a secretary> Isn’t that idolotry and fornication sins, I guess he angered his god.
Larry Schmitt July 16th, 2015 at 21:05
That makes him an expert on adultery. You can’t expect someone who was faithful to harangue us on this stuff.
The Original Just Me July 17th, 2015 at 05:25
Ya just can’t beat, on the job experience.
bhil July 16th, 2015 at 21:04
My thinking is that God is punishing them for false “profits”
Larry Schmitt July 16th, 2015 at 21:08
If god really acted the way this charlatan claims, he would have been dead several times over many years ago, and we wouldn’t have to put up with his crap.
NW10 July 16th, 2015 at 21:16
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/85/85a58d1033612d3b3a73420e134ab17b68a22754a983a591d2441def682ae5ec.jpg
tracey marie July 17th, 2015 at 15:03
Best yet!
ecotoper July 16th, 2015 at 21:39
This Christian criminal has proven himself to be more resilient than a Carolina cockroach … I really did not know that he was still out there spewing his crazed delusions … who now follows a creep who boldly stole millions from his former “flock” ? … almost unbelievable …
alpacadaddy July 17th, 2015 at 13:20
… yeah but he’s been ‘born again’ a few times since then… in fact a 90-foot Jebus came to him in the bathtub and told him to go forth and collect dollars!
StoneyCurtisll July 16th, 2015 at 21:51
Jim Bakkers new base of operations, since his release from prison is Branson Missouri…
Where the pickins are easy, but the profit not so good…(lot of poor people in southern MO)
Dwendt44 July 17th, 2015 at 12:20
And as ‘entertainment’, he’s strictly bargain basement.
Hirightnow July 16th, 2015 at 21:56
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c4/c4e7e9b96a803179f3e3c4c191b9ec67d01dee958f9600953be3baf0b910747e.jpg
Dwendt44 July 17th, 2015 at 12:19
You forgot mosquitoes.
Talkin_Truth July 17th, 2015 at 00:05
Jim Bakker is my guide for good moral judgement.
;-0
bpollen July 17th, 2015 at 04:56
Because NOBODY knows what Gawd wants and what Gawd does like a convicted felon!
rg9rts July 17th, 2015 at 07:15
Which came first….the drought or the deal?
memfisman July 17th, 2015 at 13:05
These superstitious nuts will have a reason for everything but the right thing! Maybe the hot weather is the result of liars like them or of police brutality or right wing evil. Silliness!
Dimitrios_M July 17th, 2015 at 14:57
When I wish to know the answer to any theological or moral question, I always go to an ex-con fraudster and rapist to explain the subtleties of God’s plan.