Huckabee: I Don’t Speak Spanish, I Speak Jesus
Click here for reuse options!“I do not come to you tonight with the ability to speak Spanish,” Mr. Huckabee, a Republican and former Arkansas governor, said during an appearance at the National Hispanic Christian Leadership Conference. “But I do speak a common language. I speak Jesus.”
…Mr. Huckabee’s speech to Hispanic evangelical conference came after former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush wooed the same crowd, speaking both in Spanish and English. Mr. Bush promised to fix a broken immigration system and give undocumented workers a chance to earn legal status
Mr. Huckabee, during a dinner address, offered no insights into his views on immigration policy, saying there was no time to argue the issue this evening.
Earlier, though, during his availability to media, Mr. Huckabee expressed support for a fence to secure the U.S.-Mexico border.
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39 responses to Huckabee: I Don’t Speak Spanish, I Speak Jesus
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labman57 May 1st, 2015 at 21:12
So Huckster, how do you say “I’m an idiot” in Hebrew? … Aramaic?
What, you think Jesus spoke “American”?
Roctuna May 1st, 2015 at 21:51
Jesus spoke english, looked like a country singer, and god wrote the constitution, don’t you know anything?
StoneyCurtisll May 1st, 2015 at 22:08
Like this..
http://images.popmatters.com/news_art/h/heaton-mefirstjesus-splsh.jpg
granpa.usthai May 2nd, 2015 at 01:27
That’s the Italian fake Jesus the Amerkun Kristuns follow.The real Jesus would never wear MIXED FIBERS (little hint there before the ‘last generation’ passes!!) and being that He is a Jew, most likely totes an Uzi (not that He really would need one).
Kick Frenzy May 2nd, 2015 at 03:00
I could be wrong, but… I don’t think Jesus was Jewish.
As far as I know, a Nazarene generally wasn’t Jewish… even if they shared some similar beliefs.
Dwendt44 May 2nd, 2015 at 14:47
Might not be wrong. Some of the ungodly hoards that the Hebrews slaughtered were of the same genetic strain. They shared most of their beliefs and practices.
lynchie May 2nd, 2015 at 15:16
It ok he wasn’t real either
Kick Frenzy May 2nd, 2015 at 15:28
He may have been a real person, regardless of what he actually did or didn’t do.
lynchie May 2nd, 2015 at 15:33
Proof, besides his name in a book written by ?. If he is real he can take me now……..didn’t think so.
Kick Frenzy May 2nd, 2015 at 18:54
Ok… I want you to read what I wrote again.
But first, take a deep breath, then relax as you exhale.
Now, read it slowly, word by word.
What I want you to notice is that I said “may”, which means I’m not saying “definitely”.
Second, I left room for him performing miracles, being a nice guy or even nothing at all.
So, when you sarcastically say “he can take me now…didn’t think so”, you’re showing that you missed the whole point of my comment and are just looking to troll.
Dwendt44 May 3rd, 2015 at 00:21
Jeshua (jesus’s real name) was relatively common back in those days.
That plus there were a few self proclaimed prophets running around the middle east most ever few years or so. This cult actually took hold.
StoneyCurtisll May 2nd, 2015 at 16:00
Looks like country Jesus is wearing buckskin robes..
No mixed fibers visible..:)
granpa.usthai May 2nd, 2015 at 01:22
I thought Moses wrote everything?
bpollen May 2nd, 2015 at 02:52
Which made the Sermon on the Mount totally unintelligible to the audience.
lynchie May 2nd, 2015 at 15:15
That is supposing there actually was such a Sermon. More than likely it was one of Huck’s ancestors getting the tithe plate ready for donations.
pcinsc May 1st, 2015 at 21:48
To Huckabee: are you running to turn the US into a theocracy? the founding fathers remembered the witch trials… Huckabee, you’re an idiot
StoneyCurtisll May 1st, 2015 at 22:05
Huckabeee is doing the only thing he knows…
Bilking people out of their money without even breaking a sweat.
fahvel May 2nd, 2015 at 04:28
it’d be fun if money offered to campaign fools was a loan based on victory rather than a blind gift. You’d have to buid lots of really grey and ugly debtors prisons.
Dwendt44 May 2nd, 2015 at 14:45
OR we’d have a few actual realistic candidates.
Chris May 1st, 2015 at 22:55
“Bigger fences.”
Another inspiring speech with an innovative message from another clueless Republican.
katkelly57 May 1st, 2015 at 23:17
Señor Huckahick…Jesús dijo tu eres un puto demasiado.
William May 1st, 2015 at 23:21
That’s not what it sounds like to me
Larry Schmitt May 2nd, 2015 at 07:34
Any livestock animal will do: horse, goat, pig, chicken, even bat, as in Huckleberry is batsh!t crazy.
Dwendt44 May 2nd, 2015 at 00:34
” I Speak Jesus”? not that he understands it.
Larry Schmitt May 2nd, 2015 at 07:35
If Jesus came back, I think he’d have one thing to say to this phony: Get thee behind me, Satan!
oldfart May 2nd, 2015 at 00:49
would jesus drive a clown car ????
Obewon May 2nd, 2015 at 00:50
Snake Oil Salesman Mike Huckabee sys he has magic (nuclear) powers and will use them to kill you! http://www.politicususa.com/2015/03/24/mike-huckabee-magic-powers-kill.html
bpollen May 2nd, 2015 at 02:50
Since it was a Hispanic evangelical group, there’s a fairly good chance that Jesus was in the audience.
causeican May 2nd, 2015 at 10:45
Probably on their toast.
thinkingwomanmillstone May 2nd, 2015 at 05:16
He’s totally fluent in Babble.
Heil Hitler! May 2nd, 2015 at 05:28
Украина должна забыть о Крыме и НАТО… НАТО бомбили христианские сербов… ГИТЛЕР БЫЛ ПРАВ! сатанизм является еврейский культ.
rg9rts May 2nd, 2015 at 06:53
Bibi must love him…..they speak the same language
Larry Schmitt May 2nd, 2015 at 07:32
Maybe more people would understand him if he spoke Jesús.
OldLefty May 2nd, 2015 at 08:27
“And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.”
Matthew 6:5
I wonder if this guy has a clue how narcissistic, pompous and arrogant he sounds?
lynchie May 2nd, 2015 at 15:13
Are you trying to say he is an asshole? True that
Larry Schmitt May 2nd, 2015 at 08:51
Which obviously means those who don’t believe in his Jesus can just get the f*ck out. That’s the republican theocracy.
Chinese Democracy May 2nd, 2015 at 15:50
Huck is stuck on stupid
Jeffrey Samuels May 2nd, 2015 at 19:38
I think he is also speaks BS fluently.
liberalMD May 3rd, 2015 at 01:45
Words spoken by a man who is certain his constituency is going to muster up 270 or more electoral votes in December 2016.