Your Human Waste May Contain Precious Metals

Posted by | March 26, 2015 21:00 | Filed under: Planet Pot Luck Top Stories


It’s possible there’s gold in your poop, according to a group of scientists with the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS). Millions of dollars in it. In addition to the food we eat, human waste contains a variety of metals and minerals — including gold, copper, and silver, which find their way into waste through beauty products, detergents,…

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By: Alan

Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.

8 responses to Your Human Waste May Contain Precious Metals

  1. jstsmlbrlcnsrvtvguy March 26th, 2015 at 21:20

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP_nNemsNT8

  2. CHOCOL8MILK March 26th, 2015 at 22:59

    By Jove, I do say, this is a fortuitous circumstance for the common bloke.

  3. bpollen March 27th, 2015 at 01:33

    It’s a sh*tty job, but someone’s gotta do it.

  4. Warman1138 March 27th, 2015 at 04:09

    Soooooo does this mean that someday it will pay to poop? And where do I sign up to get a check? And will that be monthly like a poop security check? So many questions, so little poop.

  5. fahvel March 27th, 2015 at 04:33

    aint no way there’s any vanadium up my ahole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Suzanne McFly March 27th, 2015 at 06:28

    So I can send my poop in for payments on my credit cards then? Cool, I will let you know how this works.

  7. Budda March 27th, 2015 at 11:14

    Too many poop jokes…this is golden.

  8. Warman1138 March 27th, 2015 at 13:04

    Puts a different perspective on the whole ” gold mining ” thing. Does this mean a prospector becomes a prospincter?

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