Holy Cow! Check Out TedCruz.com

Posted by | March 23, 2015 08:26 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Top Stories

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We’re not going to ruin the surprise for you – but we do suggest that you go ahead and point your nearest Web browser at tedcruz.com. It’s not what you would expect at all – or maybe it is! Either way, it should give you that li’l bit of schadenfreude with which you need to jump-start your week! (Hat tip: Atrios)[su_fb]

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Copyright 2015 Liberaland
By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

27 responses to Holy Cow! Check Out TedCruz.com

  1. Anomaly 100 March 23rd, 2015 at 08:28

    Lolololol.

  2. Pilotshark March 23rd, 2015 at 08:34

    Outstanding Ted!!

    LOL

  3. dave-dr-gonzo March 23rd, 2015 at 08:35

    Epic derp!

  4. Obewon March 23rd, 2015 at 08:39

    TedCruz.com 2016 campaign to repeal the 22nd Amendment!

  5. dave-dr-gonzo March 23rd, 2015 at 08:39

    “I sense a great disturbance in The Farce…”

  6. thinkingwomanmillstone March 23rd, 2015 at 08:41

    Based on that, he’s got my vote! lol

  7. Anomaly 100 March 23rd, 2015 at 08:45

    Now go to TedCruzForAmerica.com

  8. William March 23rd, 2015 at 09:08

    Gonna’ be some mighty confused Tea-people huddled around the trusty old Dell today, I’ll wager.

  9. jybarz March 23rd, 2015 at 09:10

    He’s Canadian born, not born in America. Whether he is a Natural Born American is debatable and would need SCOTUS to confirm… and unfortunately because it is a Republican majority SCOTUS, then he is a Natural Born American. The bloody bastard seems to be lucky, but if he does win, let’s hope the Dems would challenge his eligibility.

    • William March 23rd, 2015 at 09:28

      “Birther Hypocrisy- Right Wing Has No Problem With Canadian Born Senator Ted Cruz Running For President”
      Well, he does fit their mold. He’s the whole package.

    • Thomas Brown March 23rd, 2015 at 10:47

      The time to challenge his eligibility is before the election. But it’s going to be great fun watching the wingnuts explain why they thought BHO wasn’t eligible, but Cruz is!

      • William March 23rd, 2015 at 10:57

        The right will not challenge his eligibility, and we both know why.

  10. labman57 March 23rd, 2015 at 09:32

    Of course, Team Cruz will likely deny that this site is the result of their lack of foresight and strategic planning, and instead declare:
    “The Internet is run by Communists!”

  11. whatthe46 March 23rd, 2015 at 09:54

    HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

  12. rg9rts March 23rd, 2015 at 10:22

    Hey!!! Who is driving the clown car??

  13. Anomaly 100 March 23rd, 2015 at 10:58

    LIberty University is censoring my remarks in the chat box. John Prager’s too. (sad face).

    Don’t use this screen name if you’re gonna troll them, mmkay? I don’t think they like me.

  14. Mike March 23rd, 2015 at 12:28

    He probably thought he wasn’t eligible to be president what with all the birthers that support him so he never planned on a run and didn’t think about buying up the domain names until last night.
    And this clown thinks he has what it takes to be president ROTFLMAO

  15. William March 23rd, 2015 at 14:07

    Be sure to check out ‪#‎TedCruz‬ ‪#‎LiplessCanadians‬

  16. arc99 March 23rd, 2015 at 16:53

    I checked the link in the main story as well as the link Anomaly provided.

    All I can say is, the free market is a wonderful thing..

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