Must-Have Item: The Selfie Toaster

Posted by | March 21, 2015 10:28 | Filed under: Planet Pot Luck Top Stories

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If you don’t want yourself on the toast, use a picture of someone you hate and then you can say you ate them for breakfast.

Only available from Hammacher Schlemmer, the toaster uses custom heating inserts crafted from a submitted headshot photograph. A subject‘s full facial details are converted into twin removeable stainless steel inserts, allowing its heating elements to brown light or dark likenesses of the subject onto one side of toast, removing any question as to the ownership of the next two slices. [su_fb]

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Alan Colmes is the publisher of Liberaland.

7 responses to Must-Have Item: The Selfie Toaster

  1. bluejayray March 21st, 2015 at 10:48

    Oh pulleeze…

  2. fancypants March 21st, 2015 at 10:56

    I could name some FN and FNB people who will get this for xmas but I wont

  3. Roctuna March 21st, 2015 at 11:30

    Imagine that, instant “miracles” from a toaster.

  4. nola878 March 21st, 2015 at 12:12

    Perfect gift for the narcissist in your life!

    ps…bet RW pundits on Fox and hate radio are snapping these up!

  5. labman57 March 21st, 2015 at 13:04

    Heresy! Everyone knows that only Jesus is allowed to have his visage appear in a piece of toast.

  6. edmeyer_able March 21st, 2015 at 14:01

    This is why we are hated around the world……….

  7. Suzanne McFly March 22nd, 2015 at 09:13

    That would be a good diet, who would ever eat rush limbaugh?

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