Prepare For Vice President Ann Coulter!

Posted by | March 2, 2015 13:50 | Filed under: Media/Show Business Top Stories


It’s true. It’s really true! The controversial pundit and regular Fox News Channel guest will be America’s vice president in an upcoming cinematic epic. Could an Academy Award be next?

“Sharknado 3,” the third movie in SyFy’s terrible/ultra-campy franchise, will take place in Washington, D.C., and according to SyFy the sharknado will “cause mass destruction in the nation’s capital” before making its way to Florida. Mark Cuban, entrepreneur and judge on “Shark Tank,” has been cast as the role of president, and in what some might consider a terrifying twist, conservative darling Ann Coulter will play the vice president.

Oh, but there’s more – much more – from the Hollywood Reporter:

They join a rapidly growing list of guest stars set to cameo in the third film, including Bo Derek as May, the mother to star Tara Reid’s April; Jerry Springer, appearing as Mr. White, a manic tourist; ‘N Sync’s Chris Kirkpatrick as a pool lifeguard; and Chris Jericho, who will play Bruce, a roller-coaster ride operator.
Reid and star Ian Ziering will return to reprise their roles as April and Fin, respectively.

Anthony C. Ferrante will return to direct the newest Sharknado, which is becoming an annual event for the NBCUniversal-owned cable network.

I’d put some money into popcorn futures right about now…

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By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

7 responses to Prepare For Vice President Ann Coulter!

  1. dave-dr-gonzo March 2nd, 2015 at 13:52

    “Sharknado vs. Barracuda”?

  2. Larry Schmitt March 2nd, 2015 at 13:56

    Sounds like a huge ego-stroking exercise for a bunch of grade z celebrities.

    • dave-dr-gonzo March 2nd, 2015 at 14:18

      Hey, i kinda like Jerry Springer!

      • Larry Schmitt March 2nd, 2015 at 15:27

        But you must admit he’s still grade z.

  3. anothertoothpick March 2nd, 2015 at 14:03

    Coulter…the Ayn Rand wannabe.

    There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.

    Ayn Rand

    Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/a/aynrand387290.html#30ZIWYUOgspQRtgO.99

  4. William March 2nd, 2015 at 14:20

    I liked her in two and a half men

    • Jack E Raynbeau March 3rd, 2015 at 18:50

      I see the man on the right. What is that on the left?

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