Congratulations To Everyone For Thinking Sports Illustrated ‘Plus-Size’ Swimsuit Model Is Sexy

Posted by | February 5, 2015 17:30 | Filed under: Contributors Opinion Tommy Christopher Top Stories

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In case you missed it, Sports Illustrated is making history this year by including a “plus-sized” model in its annual swimsuit issue, meaning that fat-ish people everywhere can finally stop feeling ashamed of their bodies and start living normal lives. Finally, Ashley Graham will provide a relatable body type for big girls everywhere. Well, not really big girls, but you know, baby steps. This girl must be a little thick, like Megan Traynor, right?

Well, not exactly. It turns out Ashley Graham is just plain smokin’ hot, and so Sports Illustrated is only illustrating the degree to which our idea of “plus size” is distorted. Not only that, but as not-fat as Ashley clearly is, she actually isn’t part of the swimsuit issue, she’s only featured in an ad campaign in the issue. This is where we all get to congratulate ourselves on how sexy we think Ashley is despite her disgusting, obviously unhealthy plus-sizedness, while also excoriating Sports Illustrated for only letting Ashley in through the back door, by the kitchen. Here’s a little sampling of that…READ MORE 

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Copyright 2015 Liberaland
By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

12 responses to Congratulations To Everyone For Thinking Sports Illustrated ‘Plus-Size’ Swimsuit Model Is Sexy

  1. Apocalypse February 5th, 2015 at 17:50

    Thin is in but fats where it’s at.,,
    More cushion for the pushin…
    Just more to love…
    That all I can remember.

    • arc99 February 5th, 2015 at 18:04

      I like big butts and I cannot lie

      – Sir MixAlot –

  2. Apocalypse February 5th, 2015 at 18:50

    Thin is in, but fats where it’s at…
    More cushion for the pushin…
    Just more to love…
    Fat bottom girls make the world go round…
    That all I can remember.

    • arc99 February 5th, 2015 at 19:04

      I like big butts and I cannot lie

      – Sir MixAlot –

  3. Carla Akins February 5th, 2015 at 20:06

    I think she looks fabulous, regardless of where she’s featured.

  4. Carla Akins February 5th, 2015 at 21:06

    I think she looks fabulous, regardless of where she’s featured.

  5. airtrix February 6th, 2015 at 01:58

    Healthy women aren’t “plus sized” they’re beautiful.

  6. $107635028 February 6th, 2015 at 02:58

    Healthy women aren’t “plus sized” they’re beautiful.

  7. rg9rts February 6th, 2015 at 05:14

    All women are beautiful

  8. rg9rts February 6th, 2015 at 06:14

    All women are beautiful….everything about her is plus ++++++++

  9. eyelashviper February 6th, 2015 at 12:04

    Only when a normal woman, with a beautiful body, can be called “plus sized”….???
    So Marilyn Monroe, pin-up girls and most women considered beauties from past times would be fat?
    The Barbiezation of women is complete.

  10. eyelashviper February 6th, 2015 at 13:04

    Only when a normal woman, with a beautiful body, can be called “plus sized”….???
    So Marilyn Monroe, pin-up girls and most women considered beauties from past times would be fat?
    The Barbiezation of women is complete.

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