The Funniest Thing About Cheating Patriots Coach Bill Belichick’s Press Conference

Posted by | January 22, 2015 13:00 | Filed under: Contributors News Behaving Badly Opinion Tommy Christopher

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FL-adjudicated cheat Bill Belichick took to the podium this morning to address the now-roiling controversy of his team’s alleged use of under-inflated footballs in last Sunday’s AFC Championship victory over the Indianapolis Colts. For about five minutes, Belichick gave opening remarks in which he pleaded ignorance of the NFL procedures for verifying game balls, made carefully-worded denials, and tried his level best to avoid using the word “balls” in sentences that would be funny with the word “balls” in them (which is most sentences). That’s no mean feat in a press conference that is specifically about balls, but Coach only slipped up once:

“Tom’s personal preferences on his ball.. footballs are something that he can talk about in much better detail.”

As well as Belichick did avoiding juvenile titters from the full-grown adolescents of the world, though, he could not escape telltale symbolism worthy of a 21st Century Edgar Allen Poe: throughout his press conference about tampering with footballs, Belicheck stood in front of a backdrop that featured the hashtag #flexball, intended to promote Gillette razors. And just like those razors, Belichick’s press conference was designed to give him the wiggle room to escape this kerfuffle with nothing worse than a close shave.

In case you missed it, allegations surfaced on Monday that the Patriots may have used under-inflated footballs, which would be easier for offensive players to grip, in their victory over the Colts. Further reporting by ESPN showed that 11 of the Patriots’ 12 game balls had to be re-inflated at halftime when they were tested and found to be “significantly below” the 12.5 psi level required by the NFL.

When asked about the allegations, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady laughed them off, but like Belichick, left himself lots of wiggle room by not actually denying them…READ MORE

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By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

10 responses to The Funniest Thing About Cheating Patriots Coach Bill Belichick’s Press Conference

  1. arc99 January 22nd, 2015 at 17:58

    According to what I have read, the deflated footballs were in use only in the first half. At halftime, the score was 17-7.

    Before the start of the third quarter, they were inflated up to specs. The final score was 45-7.

    Yes it was against the rules what the Patriots did in the first half. But as the final score indicates, it only got worse for the Colts when the Patriots had to play with balls inflated according to the rules.

    and yes it is difficult not to giggle when talking about balls…..

    • Um Cara January 23rd, 2015 at 10:29

      Arc said “balls” heheh heheh heh

    • Khary A January 26th, 2015 at 17:13

      THANK YOU!! the ass whipping that was handed out that day was more telling than any particular claim of foul play. The Colts…I’ve seen high school teams play better ball.

  2. arc99 January 22nd, 2015 at 18:58

    According to what I have read, the deflated footballs were in use only in the first half. At halftime, the score was 17-7.

    Before the start of the third quarter, they were inflated up to specs. The final score was 45-7.

    Yes it was against the rules what the Patriots did in the first half. But as the final score indicates, it only got worse for the Colts when the Patriots had to play with balls inflated according to the rules.

    and yes it is difficult not to giggle when talking about balls…..

    • Um Cara January 23rd, 2015 at 11:29

      Arc said “balls” heheh heheh heh

    • The last of the Thousad Sons January 26th, 2015 at 18:13

      THANK YOU!! the ass whipping that was handed out that day was more telling than any particular claim of foul play. The Colts…I’ve seen high school teams play better ball.

  3. fahvel January 22nd, 2015 at 21:00

    wanna win? cheat!

  4. fahvel January 22nd, 2015 at 22:00

    wanna win? cheat!

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