Guess Who ‘Has Not Been Lucky With The Ladies’?
Following his recent arrest for allegedly throwing a wine bottle at his girlfriend, George Zimmerman’s lawyer has admitted his client ‘has not been lucky with the ladies.’
Zimmerman, whose acquittal of murdering an unarmed black teen sparked a national debate on race and self-defense laws, was arrested for aggravated assault in Lake Mary about 10 p.m. Friday and is being held at the John E. Polk Correctional Facility.
His attorney, Don West, said the incident involved the 31-year-old allegedly tossing a wine bottle at his girlfriend earlier this week at his Lake Mary home.
West said he did not want to ‘speculate’ about the situation that led to the alleged assault, reports NBC.
During a court appearance Saturday morning, Zimmerman’s bond was set at $5,000 and he was ordered to avoid contact with the woman who was not identified.
Judge John Galluzzo gave few details of the incident, but said a wine bottle was involved and that the alleged assault happened at Zimmerman’s home.
Prosecutors questioned whether substance abuse treatment was needed, but the judge said that didn’t seem to be a factor.
It is not known at this time who the girlfriend is but Zimmerman was known to be living with Samantha Scheibe earlier this year.
Maybe he should stick to stealing others’ intellectual property and claiming it is his own original work. Plenty of money in that – ’nuff said!
Copyright 2015 Liberaland
By: dave-dr-gonzo
David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.
* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.
dave-dr-gonzo January 11th, 2015 at 13:02
Y’all have no doubt heard of christianmingle.com – someone’s gonna make a whole lotta money by starting ammosexualmingle.com!
tracey marie January 11th, 2015 at 13:46
you always make me laugh.
dave-dr-gonzo January 11th, 2015 at 14:02
Y’all have no doubt heard of christianmingle.com – someone’s gonna make a whole lotta money by starting ammosexualmingle.com!
tracey marie January 11th, 2015 at 14:46
you always make me laugh.
fancypants January 11th, 2015 at 13:21
I wouldn’t call zimmy unlucky
unemployable ? yes….. unlucky ? no
Carla Akins January 11th, 2015 at 13:55
We could go with the theory that he somehow managed to access all of his luck and used it in one fell swoop at the trial.
fancypants January 11th, 2015 at 15:36
Instead of owning a one eye 3 leg dog named lucky you can date one
Carla Akins January 11th, 2015 at 16:14
LOL, Oh lord – don’t give him any ideas!
fancypants January 11th, 2015 at 16:46
at this point all other options and p/u lines have expired due to bad bahavior
burqa January 11th, 2015 at 19:31
Good ones, Ms. Akins and fancypants!
fancypants January 11th, 2015 at 14:21
I wouldn’t call zimmy unlucky
unemployable ? yes….. unlucky ? no
Carla Akins January 11th, 2015 at 14:55
We could go with the theory that he somehow managed to access all of his luck and used it in one fell swoop at the trial.
fancypants January 11th, 2015 at 16:36
Instead of owning a one eye 3 leg dog you can date one
Carla Akins January 11th, 2015 at 17:14
LOL, Oh lord – don’t give him any ideas!
fancypants January 11th, 2015 at 17:46
at this point all other options and p/u lines have expired due to bad bahavior
burqa January 11th, 2015 at 20:31
Good ones, Ms. Akins and fancypants!
MR. RIGHT January 11th, 2015 at 13:48
Heck, he’s beat up more girls than you can count on one hand.
Who ARE these girls, the Manson girlfriend type?
Who in their right mind would want to date Zimmerboy?
MR. RIGHT January 11th, 2015 at 14:48
Heck, he’s beat up more girls than you can count on one hand.
Who ARE these girls, the Manson girlfriend type?
Who in their right mind would want to date Zimmerboy?
Anomaly 100 January 11th, 2015 at 14:14
I can’t imagine why.
Anomaly 100 January 11th, 2015 at 15:14
I can’t imagine why.
rg9rts January 11th, 2015 at 14:19
Maybe someone should point out to him that paintings only get valuable when the painter is dead
rg9rts January 11th, 2015 at 15:19
Maybe someone should point out to him that paintings only get valuable when the painter is dead
Suzanne McFly January 11th, 2015 at 14:48
‘has not been lucky with the ladies.’ Is that his lawyers slick way of blaming this idiots childlike fits on his girlfriends? They “made” him do it? This little slob has been getting passes for years for his actions, maybe he should learn how to react to something like an adult and not a spoiled little child.
Suzanne McFly January 11th, 2015 at 15:48
‘has not been lucky with the ladies.’ Is that his lawyers slick way of blaming this idiots childlike fits on his girlfriends? They “made” him do it? This little slob has been getting passes for years for his actions, maybe he should learn how to react to something like an adult and not a spoiled little child.
AmusedAmused January 11th, 2015 at 15:06
Well, given how little control the guy has over his circumstances, obviously he needs his guns. To defend himself against bad luck.
AmusedAmused January 11th, 2015 at 16:06
Well, given how little control the guy has over his circumstances, obviously he needs his guns. To defend himself against bad luck.
William January 11th, 2015 at 16:58
Maybe he should learn some social skills.
http://youtu.be/ykeZgcq71LE
William January 11th, 2015 at 17:58
Maybe he should learn some social skills.
http://youtu.be/ykeZgcq71LE
burqa January 11th, 2015 at 19:26
………………………………next he’ll be trying roofies…………
dave-dr-gonzo January 11th, 2015 at 21:34
In his case, they’re good for jumping off, also, Especially if there are seven or more floors below them.
burqa January 11th, 2015 at 20:26
………………………………next he’ll be trying roofies…………
dave-dr-gonzo January 11th, 2015 at 22:34
In his case, they’re good for jumping off, also, Especially if there are seven or more floors below them.
Bunya January 11th, 2015 at 19:29
Zimmerman is living in the wrong century. Killing children and beating women are frowned upon in the 21st century.
Bunya January 11th, 2015 at 20:29
Zimmerman is living in the wrong century. Killing children and beating women are frowned upon in the 21st century.