After Open Carry Group’s Member Is Arrested For Murder, Leader Calls For Armed Takeover Of D.C.

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What do you do if you’re Kory Watkins and one of the members of your group Open Carry Tarrant County shoots two members of their family dead?

Naturally, if you are the leader of that group, you would lie your ass off and deny everything, then plan an armed takeover of Washington, D.C.

Stop laughing. Kory is super-cereal.

 Shut. it. down. He’s calling to shut down the very Government he needs. You see, Kory is unemployed.

Kory’s army has some super-great ideas, like rounding up “the traitors in the mainstream media.” Stop me when you think this patriot sounds just like Vladimir Putin.

A guy named Harry was making too much sense, so later on Jennifer blocked him because she believes he might be a “government troll.”  Because he said stuff like this:

Jennifer honey, if this was a tyrannical government you’d be dead. Jennifer’s Facebook posts reveal that she believes the government has enacted mind control.

Jennifer again:

John’s in!

 

I feel so much better knowing that “Bone” will be there.

Is there a history book titled “Stuff not to do”?

Patrick is a Ron Paul supporter and he knows about surgical strikes.

Why does it always have to be Virginia? (I just moved here.)

 

Thank goodness they have Kroger stores to stop in along the way, otherwise these little fellers might starve to death on their way to D.C.

Kroger, this is your new clientele. Enjoy! I’ll be shopping elsewhere.

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234 responses to After Open Carry Group’s Member Is Arrested For Murder, Leader Calls For Armed Takeover Of D.C.

  1. burqa December 13th, 2014 at 21:07

    Is that a bra on Bone’s head?

    • Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 21:08

      That would be too funny, (that’s the only way he’d get that close to one) but I think it’s some kind of goggles.

      • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 23:30

        I don’t know, I think I’m seeing some pretty delicate lace around the edges of those “goggles.” Kinda hard to see, made more difficult with the glaucoma medicine I’ve been smoking, but still……

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 21:13

      Thats not a ‘bra”…
      It’s a bro..
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfONNfAjyrc

      • Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 21:15

        Or is it a mansier?

        • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 21:16

          That’s it..~!
          i just couldn’t spell it..;)

  2. burqa December 13th, 2014 at 22:07

    Is that a bra on Bone’s head?

    • Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 22:08

      That would be too funny, (that’s the only way he’d get that close to one) but I think it’s some kind of goggles.

      • burqa December 14th, 2014 at 00:30

        I don’t know, I think I’m seeing some pretty delicate lace around the edges of those “goggles.” Kinda hard to see, made more difficult with the glaucoma medicine I’ve been smoking, but still.
        I’m staying with bra, something in a b cup…..

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 22:13

      Thats not a ‘bra”…
      It’s a bro..
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfONNfAjyrc

      • Larry Schmitt December 13th, 2014 at 22:15

        Or is it a mansier?

        • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 22:16

          That’s it..~!
          i just couldn’t spell it..;)

  3. edmeyer_able December 13th, 2014 at 21:17

    Gosh I almost feel like erasing my on-line foot print and joining the group just for the discounts in ammo and twinkies.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 21:19

      What better way to say ‘i love you” this February..
      With long lasting gifts, (ammo and Twinkies)..:)

  4. edmeyer_able December 13th, 2014 at 22:17

    Gosh I almost feel like erasing my on-line foot print and joining the group just for the discounts in ammo and twinkies.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 22:19

      What better way to say ‘i love you” this February..
      With long lasting gifts, (ammo and Twinkies)..

      I have seen to many zombie movies….:)

  5. cezook December 13th, 2014 at 21:32

    This is scary, these people are not all there, and they have guns.

    • whatthe46 December 13th, 2014 at 21:46

      NO SHIT!!!

    • fahvel December 14th, 2014 at 01:48

      uh huh, but how many of them actually have any balls or whatever is necessary to lock, load, and invade washington? 4?

  6. cezook December 13th, 2014 at 22:32

    This is scary, these people are not all there, and they have guns.

    • whatthe46 December 13th, 2014 at 22:46

      NO SHIT!!!

    • fahvel December 14th, 2014 at 02:48

      uh huh, but how many of them actually have any balls or whatever is necessary to lock, load, and invade washington? 4?

  7. Mike Jolin December 13th, 2014 at 21:35

    These idiots want to “save America”… From what, themselves, maybe? THX Rush and Fox for letting these numbskulls loose on the World!

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 21:46

      “These idiots” dont want to ‘save America’…
      They just want to take it back 50-60 years when Jim Crow was the law…

  8. Mike Jolin December 13th, 2014 at 22:35

    These idiots want to “save America”… From what, themselves, maybe? THX Rush and Fox for letting these numbskulls loose on the World!

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 22:46

      “These idiots” dont want to ‘save America’…
      They just want to take it back 50-60 years when Jim Crow was the law…

  9. tracey marie December 13th, 2014 at 21:39

    Paranoid scizophrenics are now legally able to buy guns…thanks NRA for making America a dangerous place

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 21:44

      Hey trace…
      UhMerica has been a dangerous place for for several hundred years…
      Especially for it’s native inhabitants…(if ya get my drift)

      • tracey marie December 13th, 2014 at 21:46

        I always get you stoney. :)

      • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 23:25

        I don’t get the point.
        The world has been a dangerous place to live since before the cave men even came along.
        Are you saying because it has always been dangerous we shouldn’t try to do anything about it, like change the law?

    • rg9rts December 14th, 2014 at 03:28

      Pitty pat tee hee

  10. tracey marie December 13th, 2014 at 22:39

    Paranoid scizophrenics are now legally able to buy guns…thanks NRA for making America a dangerous place

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 22:44

      Hey trace…
      UhMerica has been a dangerous place for for several hundred years…
      Especially for it’s native inhabitants…(if ya get my drift)

      • tracey marie December 13th, 2014 at 22:46

        I always get you stoney. :)

      • burqa December 14th, 2014 at 00:25

        I don’t get the point.
        The world has been a dangerous place to live since before the cave men even came along.
        Are you saying because it has always been dangerous we shouldn’t try to do anything about it, like change the law?

    • rg9rts December 14th, 2014 at 04:28

      Pitty pat tee hee

  11. GreatLakeSailor December 13th, 2014 at 22:13

    These Gun Wielding Trilbillies’ complaints ring true because they are true…mostly – Congress is totally corrupt, police/DA/judiciary/private prisons corrupt, banksters bailout and the occasional small kick-back to the DOJ, consequence-free torture, war on Journalism/WhistleBlowers, Spying on Everyone, yadda, yadda, yadda. Where they go off the rails is who they think is gutting our country and what to change to right it. I’m reminded of the picture
    http://tribuneofthepeople.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/wfnue.jpg
    And for the record Very Serious Beltway Democratic Elite are about 3% less corrupt than the Republicans.

    • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 23:20

      Um, no.
      Their complaints ring untrue.
      The REAL problem is a lack of critical thinking. In this case, people read of, say, some corrupt cops and have no comprehension of scale that comes when we consider the total number of cops in a nation of over 315 million people. But these people who have not been taught to think critically imagine that a few corrupt cops means all cops are corrupt.
      The same mistake is made in the rest of your examples.
      The same mistake is seen here in the Religion Forum, where people see the parade of Christian kooks (never a Buddhist kook, a Muslim kook, or a Shinto kook) and then we see posts from people who imagine all Christians are like the kooks.
      If people were taught not to argue from the particular to the general, much mistaken confusion would be averted.

      • GreatLakeSailor December 14th, 2014 at 00:49

        chuckle
        Arguing that there is no systemic problems with cop/prosecutor/judiciary/for-profit prisons. Yep, it’s just a few bad apples! And Congress functions!
        chuckle…chuckle

  12. GreatLakeSailor December 13th, 2014 at 23:13

    These Gun Wielding Trilbillies’ complaints ring true because they are true…mostly – Congress is totally corrupt, police/DA/judiciary/private prisons corrupt, banksters bailout and the occasional small kick-back to the DOJ, consequence-free torture, war on Journalism/WhistleBlowers, Spying on Everyone, yadda, yadda, yadda. Where they go off the rails is who they think is gutting our country and what to change to right it. I’m reminded of the picture
    http://tribuneofthepeople.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/wfnue.jpg
    And for the record Very Serious Beltway Democratic Elite are about 3% less corrupt than the Republicans.

    • burqa December 14th, 2014 at 00:20

      Um, no.
      Their complaints ring untrue.
      The REAL problem is a lack of critical thinking. In this case, people read of, say, some corrupt cops and have no comprehension of scale that comes when we consider the total number of cops in a nation of over 315 million people. But these people who have not been taught to think critically imagine that a few corrupt cops means all cops are corrupt.
      The same mistake is made in the rest of your examples.
      The same mistake is seen here in the Religion Forum, where people see the parade of Christian kooks (never a Buddhist kook, a Muslim kook, or a Shinto kook) and then we see posts from people who imagine all Christians are like the kooks.
      If people were taught not to argue from the particular to the general, much mistaken confusion would be averted.

      • GreatLakeSailor December 14th, 2014 at 01:49

        chuckle
        Arguing that there is no systemic problems with cop/prosecutor/judiciary/for-profit prisons. Yep, it’s just a few bad apples! And Congress functions!
        chuckle…chuckle

  13. StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 23:16

    Is it me, or does this hat make me look like an idiot?
    http://i0.wp.com/www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Kory-Kroger.jpg?zoom=1.5&resize=501%2C548

    • burqa December 13th, 2014 at 23:21

      looks better than the hat worn by Bone, which appears to be a bra.

      • wpadon December 13th, 2014 at 23:53

        Weird Science?

        • Candide Thirtythree December 14th, 2014 at 02:12

          Nah, weird science was cool, these nutters could not even sneak up on cool in a meat locker.

      • Candide Thirtythree December 14th, 2014 at 02:11

        hahahah I thought the same thing!

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 23:22

      I cant help but notice, he shops with a mini-cart…(like children push while the adults shop)

      • ChrisVosburg December 14th, 2014 at 16:15

        Yeah, but ya gotta admit he is protectin’ the hell outta that wee shopping cart with its full cubic foot of shopping!

        Jeez, all he needs now is a ball cap with “MAKE MY DAY” appliqued on the front.

    • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 23:24

      Kory seems to be stocking up in the Pharmaceutical isle…
      go figure..

    • Foundryman December 13th, 2014 at 23:49

      It’s not you…he’s an idiot

      • StoneyCurtisll December 13th, 2014 at 23:51

        Thanks..
        Happy to not be alone in my assessment of Mr. Kory..

    • GreatLakeSailor December 14th, 2014 at 00:55

      It takes more than just a trilby to make a Trilbilly. And this guy is the total package.

    • FieryLocks December 14th, 2014 at 01:37

      He doesn’t just look like an idiot…he is an idiot!

    • fancypants December 14th, 2014 at 02:46

      kory will be singing a new song

      http://youtu.be/_BFXCgm5270

    • BeliTsari December 14th, 2014 at 05:04

      It DO kinda clash with the Kalashnikov, don’t it? I’m thinking stingy brim sea grass in brown; a nice, butch Che beret or maybe one of them huge furry Bolshy hats?

      • StoneyCurtisll December 14th, 2014 at 13:50

        Love that comment~!!

    • Melinda Utley Swigart December 14th, 2014 at 11:14

      it’s you

      • kduke December 14th, 2014 at 11:19

        It’s the AK-47 in a grocery store that makes him look like an idiot. A dangerous idiot.

  14. StoneyCurtisll December 14th, 2014 at 00:16

    Is it me, or does this hat make me look like an idiot?
    http://i0.wp.com/www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Kory-Kroger.jpg?zoom=1.5&resize=501%2C548

  15. TheRaven December 13th, 2014 at 23:45

    Was there a contest for Douchebro of the Year?

  16. TheRaven December 14th, 2014 at 00:45

    Was there a contest for Douchebro of the Year?

  17. Foundryman December 13th, 2014 at 23:47

    As the leader of these…ah…um…well…as their leader he should make sure ALL his members show up, armed, and loaded to the front door of the U.S. Capital to take it over….He really really really should….
    He’d make a fine president of the new USA wouldn’t he….while sitting in his cell reminiscing about those good old days of buying eggs, gater aid and chocolate cake mix at Krogers…

  18. Foundryman December 14th, 2014 at 00:47

    As the leader of these…ah…um…well…as their leader he should make sure ALL his members show up, armed, and loaded to the front door of the U.S. Capital to take it over….He really really really should….
    He’d make a fine president of the new USA wouldn’t he….while sitting in his cell reminiscing about those good old days of buying eggs, gater aid and chocolate cake mix at Krogers…

  19. FieryLocks December 14th, 2014 at 01:35

    Go ahead Kory, and that car accident you were in recently will be the least of your worries.

    • Candide Thirtythree December 14th, 2014 at 02:09

      and he will be the first to sue the drunk driver that hit him, AFTER he stopped the cops from catching the ones driving drunk… that level of stupid is radioactive toxic and it is giving me a headache just trying to wrap my head around it.

      • FieryLocks December 14th, 2014 at 15:35

        He has been begging for online donations since the accident. He claims he needs to get another car for ‘the family’. Libertarian hypocrisy at it’s finest. I thought they’re always the ones railing against ‘hand outs’ and pulling yourself up from your own bootstraps.

        • Candide Thirtythree December 15th, 2014 at 04:38

          Actually, I am pretty sure the word Libertarian is just another word for liar. How could it be anything else when they constantly do the opposite of what they say?

    • ChrisVosburg December 14th, 2014 at 11:14

      Ticketed ($300, ka-ching! thanks dumbass, will probably let it go to warrant) for not having a valid driver’s license, doesn’t believe he should be required to have one to drive on “roads he paid for in a car he paid for” (remember folks, he’s unemployed), doesn’t believe there should be laws against drunk driving, a “cop watcher” whose hobbies include protesting cops conducting a DUI checkpoint, and shouting “criminals!” at them

      Yep, another law-abiding gun owner.

      • FieryLocks December 14th, 2014 at 15:33

        And he was also (and probably still is) begging for donations online to purchase another car and cover other ‘costs’. Typical Libertarian hypocrite.

  20. (((FieryLocks))) December 14th, 2014 at 02:35

    Go ahead Kory, try it and that car accident you were in recently will be the least of your worries.
    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/gun-nut-yells-at-cops-conducting-dui-checkpoint-later-hit-by-drunk-driver-on-way-home/

    • Candide Thirtythree December 14th, 2014 at 03:09

      and he will be the first to sue the drunk driver that hit him, AFTER he stopped the cops from catching the ones driving drunk… that level of stupid is radioactive toxic and it is giving me a headache just trying to wrap my head around it.

      • (((FieryLocks))) December 14th, 2014 at 16:35

        He has been begging for online donations since the accident. He claims he needs to get another car for ‘the family’. Libertarian hypocrisy at it’s finest. I thought they’re always the ones railing against ‘hand outs’ and pulling yourself up from your own bootstraps.

        • Candide Thirtythree December 15th, 2014 at 05:38

          Actually, I am pretty sure the word Libertarian is just another word for liar. How could it be anything else when they constantly do the opposite of what they say?

    • ChrisVosburg December 14th, 2014 at 12:14

      Ticketed ($300, ka-ching! thanks dumbass, will probably let it go to warrant) for not having a valid driver’s license, doesn’t believe he should be required to have one to drive on “roads he paid for in a car he paid for” (remember folks, he’s unemployed), doesn’t believe there should be laws against drunk driving, a “cop watcher” whose hobbies include protesting cops conducting a DUI checkpoint, and shouting “criminals!” at them

      Yep, another law-abiding gun owner.

      • (((FieryLocks))) December 14th, 2014 at 16:33

        And he was also (and probably still is) begging for donations online to purchase another car and cover other ‘costs’. Typical Libertarian hypocrite.

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