Conservatives Totally Bust Democrats For Covering Up Gruber Hearing With Torture Report

Posted by | December 9, 2014 18:00 | Filed under: Contributors News Behaving Badly Opinion Politics Tommy Christopher Top Stories


The Senate Intelligence Committee released its torture report today, officially launching “rectal feeding” as a trending topic (and hopefully not a boomlet in tapas restaurants), and fulfilling an Obama administration plot to cover up the Gruber hearings. So say the razor-sharp conservative denizens of Twitter, including one-time Republican presidential frontrunner Herman Cain:

Man, just when America was finally about to exact justice on the man who blew up Nakatomi Plaza, this happens.

Actually, the Gruber hearings they’re talking about are only slightly less stupid than holding a trial for the villain from Die Hard, “stupid” being the Word of the Day. The actual stated purpose of the hearing was to find out how a clerical error resulted in 400,000 out of 7 million ACA enrollments being overreported (hint: it was a clerical error), and to beat up on Jonathan Gruber for calling Americans “stupid” a bunch of times. Why would the Obama administration want to cover up the fact that Republican House Oversight and Reform Committee Chairman Darrel Issa (R-Calif.) is spending his time, and our money, on this?

We’ll skip over the gentleman from Nebraska asking Gruber, “Have you now, or have you ever been, laid?” and just cut right to…READ MORE 

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By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

50 responses to Conservatives Totally Bust Democrats For Covering Up Gruber Hearing With Torture Report

  1. AnthonyLook December 9th, 2014 at 20:16

    NO ONE CARES for another Republican fake scandal. The Gruber “comma” of things in life worth a darn, is merely a flicked flee of importance in comparison. Issa is a fool, and a petty ineffective charlatan. Once again, the obvious of nothing being there eludes this conspiracy tin foil hat wearing wing nuts. At the very least TODAY, what should echo loudly through out the world is—-CHENEY MUST BE PROSECUTED.

    • Scopedog December 10th, 2014 at 15:13

      But….but…President Obama must be held accountable for the four deaths at Benghazi! It’s only fair, right?

      …In all seriousness though, you’re right. It’s bullshit. We lost 3,000 people on 9-11 and the Bush Administration knew they were coming and did nothing. Think about it–there have been more “hearings” on Benghazi than there were on 9-11 and the 1983 Marine Corps barracks bombing in Beirut.

      The sad fact is that our press corps is giving the GOP all the screen time they need to push this crap. And because of the election results of 2014, expect to hear more and more about Benghazi over the next two years. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone tries to pull an impeachment move over this.

      • AnthonyLook December 10th, 2014 at 21:11

        You got a good scope of things dog.

  2. AnthonyLook December 9th, 2014 at 21:16

    NO ONE CARES for another Republican fake scandal. The Gruber “comma” of things in life worth a darn, is merely a flicked flee of importance in comparison. Issa is a fool, and a petty ineffective charlatan. Once again, the obvious of nothing being there eludes this conspiracy tin foil hat wearing wing nut. At the very least TODAY, what should echo loudly through out the world is—-CHENEY MUST BE PROSECUTED.

    • Scopedog December 10th, 2014 at 16:13

      But….but…President Obama must be held accountable for the four deaths at Benghazi! It’s only fair, right?

      …In all seriousness though, you’re right. It’s bullshit. We lost 3,000 people on 9-11 and the Bush Administration knew they were coming and did nothing. Think about it–there have been more “hearings” on Benghazi than there were on 9-11 and the 1983 Marine Corps barracks bombing in Beirut.

      The sad fact is that our press corps is giving the GOP all the screen time they need to push this crap. And because of the election results of 2014, expect to hear more and more about Benghazi over the next two years. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone tries to pull an impeachment move over this.

      • AnthonyLook December 10th, 2014 at 22:11

        You got a good scope of things dog.

  3. Obewon December 9th, 2014 at 20:17

    Mr. “0 indictment”-Chairman. I hereby correct my record as the RomneyCare architect. I called you Darrel Issa and your ignorantly uninformed supporters“stupid”-True!

  4. Obewon December 9th, 2014 at 21:17

    Mr. “0 indictment”-Chairman. I hereby correct my record as the RomneyCare architect. I called you Darrel Issa and your ignorantly uninformed supporters“stupid”-True!

  5. William December 9th, 2014 at 21:53

    So how much do you think this phony scandal is going to cost? More grandstanding by the “fiscally conservative” right.

  6. William December 9th, 2014 at 22:53

    So how much do you think this phony scandal is going to cost? More grandstanding by the “fiscally conservative” right.

  7. rg9rts December 10th, 2014 at 05:42

    Ben Gha Zi ….Ben Gha Zi ….huh whot you mean da wrong chant??

    • Bunya December 10th, 2014 at 19:21

      Yes, but doesn’t it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that your tax dollars are going to fund this bullshit?

  8. rg9rts December 10th, 2014 at 06:42

    Ben Gha Zi ….Ben Gha Zi ….huh whot you mean da wrong chant??

    • Bunya December 10th, 2014 at 20:21

      Yes, but doesn’t it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that your tax dollars are going to fund this bullshit?

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