Man Tries To Steal 6 Pounds Of Cow Tongue By Stuffing It In His Pants
Sometimes you just crave cow tongue and you’ll do anything for it. Lots of it. 6 pounds of it.
Or maybe Jason Puckett just wanted to feel close to a cow so he stuffed $35.35 worth of the animal’s tongue in his pants.
A Florida man is under arrest after police say he tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by hiding it in his pants.
Jason Puckett, 44, was arrested over the weekend in Volusia County, Fla., according to MyNews13.com.
Puckett went into the cooler at the local Walmart, put the cow tongue down his pants and tried to walk out before a security guard stopped him.
Police said they found two beef tongues stuffed into Puckett’s pants.
He has been arrested and charged with theft.
Puckett was taken to jail on $2,500 bond. The alleged tongue thief remained in jail as of Monday night, according to records.
Big thanks to @ComgenKDT for the link.
Image:Volusia County Corrections
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By: Anomaly100
Tommy6860 December 3rd, 2014 at 08:33
I bet he thought he had the thievery thing licked!
Kim Serrahn December 3rd, 2014 at 08:42
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tommy6860 December 3rd, 2014 at 09:33
I bet he thought he had the thievery thing licked!
Kim Serrahn December 3rd, 2014 at 09:42
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rg9rts December 3rd, 2014 at 08:36
Next to the AR 15
rg9rts December 3rd, 2014 at 09:36
Next to the AR 15
Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 3rd, 2014 at 08:41
Ummmmmm…. He was trying to compete with this woman !!!
>>> http://charmcitywire.com/gynecologist-found-deer-tongue-in-the-vagina-of-grossest-woman-alive-after-she-pleasured-herself/ <<<
Carla Akins December 3rd, 2014 at 09:07
OMG.
neworleans878 December 3rd, 2014 at 10:52
Oh boy. Wish I’d waited till this evening with a couple of cocktails in me before I opened that. Good thing lunch is 3 hours away :)
Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 3rd, 2014 at 22:51
LOL
R.J. Carter December 3rd, 2014 at 11:29
Oh deer…
Bunya December 3rd, 2014 at 13:43
Oh come on! Don’t tell me you’ve never accidentally left a deer tongue in your vagina. Who hasn’t?
Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 3rd, 2014 at 09:41
Ummmmmm…. He was trying to compete with this woman !!!
>>> http://charmcitywire.com/gynecologist-found-deer-tongue-in-the-vagina-of-grossest-woman-alive-after-she-pleasured-herself/ <<<
Carla Akins December 3rd, 2014 at 10:07
OMG.
nola878 December 3rd, 2014 at 11:52
Oh boy. Wish I’d waited till this evening with a couple of cocktails in me before I opened that. Good thing lunch is 3 hours away :)
Pistol-Packing AKA "Susie" December 3rd, 2014 at 23:51
LOL
R.J. Carter December 3rd, 2014 at 12:29
Oh deer…
Bunya December 3rd, 2014 at 14:43
Oh come on! Don’t tell me you’ve never accidentally left a deer tongue in your vagina. Who hasn’t?
Carla Akins December 3rd, 2014 at 08:45
Come on, who hasn’t ?
Carla Akins December 3rd, 2014 at 09:45
Come on, who hasn’t ?
Suzanne McFly December 3rd, 2014 at 10:40
It’s Florida, what else would you expect
Suzanne McFly December 3rd, 2014 at 11:40
It’s Florida, what else would you expect
fahvel December 3rd, 2014 at 11:29
very expensive for beef tongue!
fahvel December 3rd, 2014 at 12:29
very expensive for beef tongue!
granpa.usthai December 3rd, 2014 at 11:43
nothing like having dead cow tongues stuffed in the trousers to impress the ladies, right?
granpa.usthai December 3rd, 2014 at 12:43
nothing like having dead cow tongues stuffed in the trousers to impress the ladies, right?
Larry Schmitt December 3rd, 2014 at 12:02
The visual image is unnerving.
Larry Schmitt December 3rd, 2014 at 13:02
The visual image is unnerving.
tiredoftea December 3rd, 2014 at 12:19
Eewww! Just Eewww! Thanks for sharing Anomaly!
tiredoftea December 3rd, 2014 at 13:19
Eewww! Just Eewww! Thanks for sharing Anomaly!
Foundryman December 3rd, 2014 at 12:22
One day its a AR15…the next is cow tongue….what a world…
Foundryman December 3rd, 2014 at 13:22
One day its a AR15…the next is cow tongue….what a world…