Man Tries To Steal 6 Pounds Of Cow Tongue By Stuffing It In His Pants
Sometimes you just crave cow tongue and you’ll do anything for it. Lots of it. 6 pounds of it.
Or maybe Jason Puckett just wanted to feel close to a cow so he stuffed $35.35 worth of the animal’s tongue in his pants.
A Florida man is under arrest after police say he tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by hiding it in his pants.
Jason Puckett, 44, was arrested over the weekend in Volusia County, Fla., according to MyNews13.com.
Puckett went into the cooler at the local Walmart, put the cow tongue down his pants and tried to walk out before a security guard stopped him.
Police said they found two beef tongues stuffed into Puckett’s pants.
He has been arrested and charged with theft.
Puckett was taken to jail on $2,500 bond. The alleged tongue thief remained in jail as of Monday night, according to records.
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Ol Blue December 3rd, 2014 at 16:06
Was he stealing it or just heading over to the bedding department for some sweet sweet love? Did they put it back in the cooler or is it draped over a shelf in the evidence room? If it’s back in the cooler, it shouldn’t be a problem because anyone who eats cow tongue shouldn’t mind a little Jason ball sweat.
Ol Blue December 3rd, 2014 at 17:06
Was he stealing it or just heading over to the bedding department for some sweet sweet love? Did they put it back in the cooler or is it draped over a shelf in the evidence room? If it’s back in the cooler, it shouldn’t be a problem because anyone who eats cow tongue shouldn’t mind a little Jason ball sweat.
CHOCOL8MILK December 3rd, 2014 at 18:26
Is that cow tongue in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
CHOCOL8MILK December 3rd, 2014 at 19:26
Is that cow tongue in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?