Another Klansman Calls: We Are A True White Christian Organization, So Don’t Worry (Audio)

Posted by | November 16, 2014 09:30 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories

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The Ku Klux Klan keeps calling Tiffany Willis from Liberal America. I totally get that because I call her, too, but it’s just not the same thing.

The backstory.

After it was revealed that the KKK was promoting “lethal force” against Ferguson protesters, the Internet collective Anonymous retaliated by doxxing the hoods off their heads. It’s the most delicious thing happening on the Internet.

So, first the Klan called Tiff and threatened her.

Then another Klansman called her separately to explain that they are really nice guys and not at all like the other KKK members. (wink wink)

This call was made presumably by the Imperial Wizard Chuck Murray, leader of the New Empire Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, Or whatevs. I mean at this point, who can keep track?

If you’ve seen one hood, you’ve pretty much seen them all.

But “Chuck” assures us that he’s a totally nice guy and everything is cool. Good thing you said that Chuck because if you mess with Tiff, you mess with me and I’m pretty pissed off with your illiterate group of inbreeds. You see, I posted this story and then the KKK threatened my friend. You stupid jerk.

Let us all listen to what a nice guy “Chuck” is:

“Chuck,” first of all, do not refer to Tiffany as a ‘girl’ because she’s a woman, mmkay?

Also, if there is infighting within your racist organization, we totally do not give a f*ck. In addition, Tiff and I are both Christians, so to portray yourself as a Christian organization pisses us the hell off.

And finally, if you could quit calling my pal Tiffany, I’d really appreciate that. Thanks for the “Klanline” number but really, you’re just not our type. Thanks for clarifying that it’s not the Klan that’s threatening lethal force against Ferguson protesters — instead it’s the Klan.

Tweet of the day:


Sorry “Chuck” but we’re just not that into you. It would also be nice if ISIS, Boko Haram and militia members would resist the urge to call Tiff, too.

Anonymous, keep up the good work.  Don’t forget y’all: Hashtag it: #OpKKK and #HoodsOff.

You can follow Tiffany here on Twitter, or just call her on the phone because everyone else does. _(ツ)_/¯

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75 responses to Another Klansman Calls: We Are A True White Christian Organization, So Don’t Worry (Audio)

  1. dave-dr-gonzo November 16th, 2014 at 09:50

    Those wacky White supremists still can’t get enough of Tiffany! KKK dial-a-date. Whudda nightmare… They need to date outside of their circle surrounding the burning cross carrying torches.

  2. dave-dr-gonzo November 16th, 2014 at 10:50

    Those wacky White supremists still can’t get enough of Tiffany! KKK dial-a-date. Whudda nightmare… They need to date outside of their circle surrounding the burning cross carrying torches.

  3. Liberally Kerry November 16th, 2014 at 09:53

    Love this!

  4. rg9rts November 16th, 2014 at 09:53

    The Bund was a bunch of nice christian white guys too

  5. Liberally Kerry November 16th, 2014 at 10:53

    Love this!

  6. rg9rts November 16th, 2014 at 10:53

    The Bund was a bunch of nice christian white guys too

  7. Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 09:55

    There is a klan hotline, really? Who the hell calls this and what do they expect to find? An educated person on the other end to provide them a thoughtful history on the stance of hatred they have founded this organization with?

    • Larry Schmitt November 16th, 2014 at 10:38

      Is it like dialajoke?

      • M D Reese November 16th, 2014 at 11:57

        in a sick kind of way…

      • Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 14:03

        Ooooh, that would make sense. See, and here I was thinking they were trying to be serious about something. I should never take an idiot for his word, but I guess I made that mistake….not the first time btw.

  8. Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 10:55

    There is a klan hotline, really? Who the hell calls this and what do they expect to find? An educated person on the other end to provide them a thoughtful history on the stance of hatred they have founded this organization with?

    • Larry Schmitt November 16th, 2014 at 11:38

      Is it like dialajoke?

      • M D Reese November 16th, 2014 at 12:57

        in a sick kind of way…

      • Suzanne McFly November 16th, 2014 at 15:03

        Ooooh, that would make sense. See, and here I was thinking they were trying to be serious about something. I should never take an idiot for his word, but I guess I made that mistake….not the first time btw.

  9. chungasrevenge November 16th, 2014 at 10:10

    as the ramones sang “the KKK took my baby away”

    • M D Reese November 16th, 2014 at 11:56

      That song has been running through my mind lately too.

  10. chungasrevenge November 16th, 2014 at 11:10

    as the ramones sang “the KKK took my baby away”

    • M D Reese November 16th, 2014 at 12:56

      That song has been running through my mind lately too.

  11. Brian Beyer November 16th, 2014 at 10:14

    same voice both calls

    • Anomaly 100 November 16th, 2014 at 10:15

      Tiff and I thought they were similar sounding, too.

      • StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 12:13

        It was obviously the same voice…

      • Melissa Howe Pomeranz November 16th, 2014 at 19:07

        Not similar. Exact. They’re absolutely the same person. No question. The videos played one into the next and I initially thought I’d accidentally rewound the vid.

        • Anomaly 100 November 16th, 2014 at 19:42

          It’s almost funny. He calls her up, threatens her, then calls her back and says he’s a really nice man.

  12. Brian Beyer November 16th, 2014 at 11:14

    same voice both calls

    • Anomaly 100 November 16th, 2014 at 11:15

      Tiff and I thought they were similar sounding, too.

      • StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 13:13

        It was obviously the same voice…

      • Melissa Howe Pomeranz November 16th, 2014 at 20:07

        Not similar. Exact. They’re absolutely the same person. No question. The videos played one into the next and I initially thought I’d accidentally rewound the vid.

        • Anomaly 100 November 16th, 2014 at 20:42

          It’s almost funny. He calls her up, threatens her, then calls her back and says he’s a really nice man.

  13. bayhuntr November 16th, 2014 at 10:16

    Do they think Jesus was white?

  14. bayhuntr November 16th, 2014 at 11:16

    Do they think Jesus was white?

  15. lather November 16th, 2014 at 11:20

    Yea!!! Got their Goat!

    • StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 11:57

      Thats some avatar..
      I always figured Jesus as a Jack Danial drinker.

  16. lather November 16th, 2014 at 12:20

    Yea!!! Got their Goat!

    • StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 12:57

      Thats some avatar..
      I always figured Jesus as a Jack Danial drinker.

  17. KB723 November 16th, 2014 at 11:55

    Good Ol’ CHUCK!!!!

  18. KB723 November 16th, 2014 at 12:55

    Good Ol’ CHUCK!!!!

  19. StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 11:56

    I like her kitty, Tiberius..
    I was waiting for her to ask Tiberius if he liked the Klan..:)

  20. StoneyCurtisll November 16th, 2014 at 12:56

    I like her kitty, Tiberius..
    I was waiting for her to ask Tiberius if he liked the Klan..:)

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