Hate Mail: 1-2-3 Red Light Edition

Posted by | November 6, 2014 12:21 | Filed under: Hate Mail Top Stories

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From: Bob
Sent: Sunday, June 15, 2014 11:28 AM
To: everyone at Fox News
Subject: Colmes

Dear ladies and gents, well here I go again wasting my time and yours complaining about that  worthless piece of crap that you employ, colmes.  Here’s a little something that I believe that  that I may have discovered concerning the possible sleazy tactics employed by the obama loving piece of liberal garbage…if you wish to continue the employment of that sleaze ball colmes, go ahead, but don’t you think that it is a bit much to have to put up with obama and this junior grade hitler at the same time?

Hey, James, I’m going to bring this in to my boss and ask for a raise.

From: Len
Sent: Monday, June 16, 2014 3:12 PM
To: Alan

Dear Howdy Doody:

You wooden puppet head.  Your continued defense of Obama and your absence of knowledge concerning the Muslim and Arab world has shown you up for what you are – an ignorant ideologue.  By the way your book is a piece of shit.

Lenny, you obviously know what excrement looks like, since you likely see it every time you look in the mirror, Hey-Oh!

From: bob
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2014 10:45 AM
To:Alan
Subject: Idiot

Why don’t you shut up that stupid howdy doody looking mouth of yours and go to d.c. and climb under your master obama’s desk?  Nobody with a brain wants to listen to your lying crap.  Stay out of Iraq?  why would you care you gutless obama loving piece of crap?  Filthy liberal cowards like you never serve your country, you just run your stinking mouths.  Idiot

You say howdy doody, but I’m thinking it’s more like Alfred E. Newman

From: James
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2014 10:52 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Despicable Colmes

My congratulations colmes, your hired (?) flunky who agaitates your mindless minions is once again on the attack. …You know the one, the clown who kicks off  all conservatives who disagree with the incredible lies on your vile and disingenuous fb page, thereby violating their freedom of speech and protecting your incredibly stupid and brainwashed followers, the same clown who creates multiply fb pages so that he can carry on conversations (with himself) designed to inflame the mildly retarded liberals who worship you and the monkey faced muslim obama.  Again colmes, you, your multi named flunky and all the idiots who grovel in your presence aren’t worthy enough to lick dog shit off the boots of a true military veteran.  You are disgusting.

Rob, I think this was meant for my brother, Despicable Colmes

From: Diane
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2014 2:45 PM
To: Show-Colmes
Subject: Educate yourself!

Used to watch your show with Hannity. Believe that you are a nice guy but you need help! I’m an Independent voter but believe we have a psychopath in the White House! For you to agree on Scandals, please spare me! 1000 veterans who fought for this country have Died! And you think this Is about politics!! I know politics is dirty but When are you going to Wake Up! Your brain is not right to defend this inactive, incompetent waste of oxygen!

And by “Independent” you mean “Republican”. But, then I don’t blame you for not wanting to use that word.

From: Kevin
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2014 7:46 PM
To: Alan

Can you please get off of Fox News Radio? You are nothing but a liberal, we go to Fox News to get away from people like you.

Well, since you asked me so nicely…and would you quit your job, too? Great! And good luck avoiding “people like me” in your daily life.

From:James
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2014 10:45 AM
To: foxnews, Alan
Subject:  Colmes

colmes, once again I am forced to listen to your imbecilic dribble while attempting to get  news from a reliable source.  At least it’s reliable until you open your lying mouth.  OK idiot boy, the reason people are complaining about your muslim maggot using executive orders, is because he breaks the law everytime that he does.  I realize that you understand that fact and simply use fox to spread your lies and create dissension.  A good example, you obama loving piece of camel dung, is his illegal “decree” allowing illegal children to stay in America.  Want to guess what caused this massive migration of immigrant children we are currently experiencing stupid?  That’s right, your filthy muslim master. So go ahead and keep spreading your lies, in my opinion, you’re nothing but traitorous, ignorant, obama loving sub-human filth.  By the way stupid, at least have the courtesy to keep your tongue in your filthy face when your spewing your crapola, it, along with you, is nauseating to look at.

Hey, Jimmy, so nice to hear from you again. How’s the family?

From: James
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2014 2:50 PM
To:foxnews, Alan
Subject: Ammosexual

Really you smart mouthed piece of obama crap, calling us names again on your fb site, ammosexual?  I would refer to you as a homosexual, but I wouldn’t want to insult those MEN which of course you are not you totally worthless welfare recipient.  You have never been a man, you are not now a man, and you will never be a man, in fact, I think that  science in still  trying to figure out exactly what you are.  Don’t procreate, One piece of crap like you on this planet is more than enough.  Now get back to lifting those massive two pound weights just like your monkey faced master obama does.

Jim, if you keep writing me like this, people are going to begin to talk. Surely, you must have another love interest.

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36 responses to Hate Mail: 1-2-3 Red Light Edition

  1. tiredoftea November 6th, 2014 at 12:28

    You just have to admire people with such advanced creative spelling skills!

    • Larry Schmitt November 6th, 2014 at 13:25

      Admire is not the word that first comes to my mind.

      • tiredoftea November 6th, 2014 at 13:47

        Oscar Wilde said that “It’s a poor man who can only spell a word one way”. I’ll go with him for the comic relief.

        • Larry Schmitt November 6th, 2014 at 14:15

          I wasn’t referring to their spelling, it was their motivation for sending the letters.

        • StoneyCurtisll November 6th, 2014 at 16:33

          High Five to the Oscar Wilde reference~!

  2. tiredoftea November 6th, 2014 at 13:28

    You just have to admire people with such advanced creative spelling skills!

    • Larry Schmitt November 6th, 2014 at 14:25

      Admire is not the word that first comes to my mind.

      • tiredoftea November 6th, 2014 at 14:47

        Oscar Wilde said that “It’s a poor man who can only spell a word one way”. I’ll go with him for the comic relief.

        • Larry Schmitt November 6th, 2014 at 15:15

          I wasn’t referring to their spelling, it was their motivation for sending the letters.

        • StoneyCurtisll November 6th, 2014 at 17:33

          High Five to the Oscar Wilde reference~!

  3. Anomaly 100 November 6th, 2014 at 12:39

    Wait. Alan, you have a brother named “Despicable,” too?

    This guy seems nice:

    “OK idiot boy, the reason people are complaining about your muslim maggot using executive orders”

    • mea_mark November 6th, 2014 at 13:06

      Now I am confused. Is James infatuated with Alan or Despicable? So much love going around I just can’t follow things.

  4. Anomaly 100 November 6th, 2014 at 13:39

    Wait. Alan, you have a brother named “Despicable,” too?

    This guy seems nice:

    “OK idiot boy, the reason people are complaining about your muslim maggot using executive orders”

    • mea_mark November 6th, 2014 at 14:06

      Now I am confused. Is James infatuated with Alan or Despicable? So much love going around I just can’t follow things.

  5. BillTheCat45 November 6th, 2014 at 12:40

    Awww, sounds like they are upset.

  6. BillTheCat45 November 6th, 2014 at 13:40

    Awww, sounds like they are upset.

  7. Clark Clark November 6th, 2014 at 13:07

    Have a good cry, it helps! :)

  8. Guest November 6th, 2014 at 14:07

    Have a good cry, it helps! :) Look at Boehner.

  9. William November 6th, 2014 at 13:20

    Alan seems to attract the most “interesting” people.

  10. William November 6th, 2014 at 14:20

    Alan seems to attract the most “interesting” people.

  11. Larry Schmitt November 6th, 2014 at 14:06

    Between these and Alan’s tweets, there’s enough hate for a Republican National Convention.

  12. Larry Schmitt November 6th, 2014 at 15:06

    Between these and Alan’s tweets, there’s enough hate for a Republican National Convention.

  13. Suzanne McFly November 6th, 2014 at 14:44

    I love how they back up their views with all those facts….umm I mean opinions that are delicately laced with humorous insults.

  14. Suzanne McFly November 6th, 2014 at 15:44

    I love how they back up their views with all those facts….umm I mean opinions that are delicately laced with humorous insults.

  15. ChrisVosburg November 6th, 2014 at 16:21

    Diane leads with: I’m an Independent voter, but…

    [sigh] O God, here we go, incoming nutbar in four…three…two…

    …[I] believe we have a psychopath in the White House!

    Really, why do they even bother

    • StoneyCurtisll November 6th, 2014 at 16:31

      Thats like beginning a comment with, “I’m not a racist but”…(a racist comment always follows.)

  16. ChrisVosburg November 6th, 2014 at 17:21

    Diane leads with: I’m an Independent voter, but…

    [sigh] O God, here we go, incoming nutbar in four…three…two…

    …[I] believe we have a psychopath in the White House!

    Really, why do they even bother

    • StoneyCurtisll November 6th, 2014 at 17:31

      Thats like beginning a comment with, “I’m not a racist but”…(a racist comment always follows.)

  17. StoneyCurtisll November 6th, 2014 at 16:30

    Hate mail means you are still relevant..:)

  18. StoneyCurtisll November 6th, 2014 at 17:30

    Hate mail means you are still relevant..:)

  19. StoneyCurtisll November 6th, 2014 at 16:39

    I dig the “Simple Simon Says” video..
    The 1910 Fruitgum Company..
    I used to have a couple of their 45’s years ago.(decades) ago

    Indian Giver
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjTcMEFhhQQ

  20. StoneyCurtisll November 6th, 2014 at 17:39

    I dig the “Simple Simon Says” video..
    The 1910 Fruitgum Company..
    I used to have a couple of their 45’s years ago.(decades) ago

    Indian Giver
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjTcMEFhhQQ

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