Election Results From Team Liberaland

Posted by | November 4, 2014 19:15 | Filed under: Politics Top Stories


Results | Closing times

8:30amEST
Alan has a wrap-up of the undecided races. Even though MSNBC called Warner the apparent winner, Virginia remains officially uncalled, as does Alaska. Gubernatorial races in Vermont, Connecticut, and Colorado also have yet to be called officially.

Overnight
North Dakota “personhood” initiative has been defeated.

12:02amEST
MD-Gov: In usually-blue Maryland, Republican Larry Hogan is projected to win.
KS-Gov: In blood-red Kansas, Sam Brownback is projected to win by a mere 2% of the vote.
We’re calling it a night; still a few races to be determined. See y’all on hangover Wednesday.

11:58pmEST
VA-Sen: MSNBC is calling incumbent Democrat Mark Warner the apparent winner, citing uncounted absentee ballots as a factor.

11:50pmEST
OR-Gov: Incumbent Democrat John Kitzhaber is projected to win.

11:37pmEST
More pizza.
IA-Sen: AP calls it for Republican hog castrator Joni Ernst. She has the phoniest, smarmiest laugh of this particular campaign season. She’ll be entertaining for the next six years – and not in a way that redounds well to the GOP.

MN-Gov – Incumbent Democrat Mark Dayton is projected to win.
AZ-Gov – Republican Doug Ducey projected to win.
NC-Sen: Republican Thom Tillis projected to unseat Democratic incumbent Kay Hagan.

11:18pmEST
MT-Sen – Republican Steve Daines projected to win.

11:15pmEST
Wow. Didn’t see this one coming.
IL-Gov: Republican zillionaire Bruce Rauner projected to narrowly defeat incumbent Pat Quinn.
GA-Gov: Republican Nathan Deal expectedly projected to win reelection.
11:00pmEST
KS-Sen: MSNBC calls it for GOP incumbent Pat Roberts.
CA-Gov: Democrat Jerry Brown projected to win reelection.
IA-Sen: Local outlet calls it for Republican hog castrator Joni Ernst. Not buying it.

10:48pmEST:
GA-Sen: At least one news outlet calling the race for Republican David Perdue.

10:35pmEST:
Oy.
WI-Gov – Republican incumbent Scott Walker projected to be reelected.
FL-Gov – Republican incumbent and Batboy look-alike Rick Scott projected to win in a squeaker.
NH-Sen – MSNBC: Scott “Sore Loserman” Brown reportedly refusing to concede.

10:22pmEST:
CO-Sen – MSNBC projects Republican Cory Gardner defeats incumbent Democrat Mark Udall. Big call.

10:17pmEST:
RI-Gov – Incumbent Democrat Gina Raimondo is projected to win.
WY-Gov – Incumbent Republican Matt Mead is projected to win.
NM-Gov – Incumbent Republican Susanna Martinez is projected to win.

10:10pmEST:
NC-2 – Clay Aiken is not going to Congress; Republican incumbent Renee Ellmers is projected to win.

10:02pmEST:
IA-Gov – Incumbent Republican Terry Branstad is projected to win.
NV-Gov – Incumbent Republican Brian Sandoval is projected to win.

9:52pmEST:
Colorado’s “personhood” ballot initiative fails. Again.

9:47pmEST:
MN-Sen – AP projects that the incumbent Democrat Al Franken will win reelection.
Omaha World Herald projects that the Nebraska initiative to raise the minimum wage will pass.

9:37pmEST:
LA-Sen – Political junkies, rejoice!! MSNBC projects that the race is going to a runoff; Democrat Mary Landrieu and Republican Bill Cassidy will face off. This is one night I wish Dan Rather were anchoring… (CNN didn’t call it until 9:45pmEST.)

9:22pmEST:
OK-Gov – Republican Mary Fallin is projected to win.

9:15pmEST
NE-Gov – Republican Pete Ricketts is projected to win.
NE-Sen – Republican Ben Sasse is projected to win.

9pmEST
SD-Sen – Republican Mike Rounds projected to win.
CO-Sen – Too early to call.
KS-Sen – Too early to call.
LA-Sen – Too early to call.
WI-Gov – Too close to call.
KS-Gov – Too close to call.
MI-Sen – Democrat Gary Peters will succeed Carl Levin.
NY-Gov – Democrat Andrew Cuomo projected to win reelection.
TX-Sen – Republican Greg Abbott projected to win.
TX-Gov – Republican John Cornyn projected to hold his seat.
WY-Sen – Republican Mike Enzi holds his seat.
NH-Sen – Democrat Jeanne Shaheen holds her seat; Rachel Maddow notes that Scott Brown becomes the first Senate candidate to lose in two different states to two women!
SD-Gov – Republican Dennis Daugaard wins.

8:58pmEST
IL-Gov – IncumbentDemocrat Dick Durbin is projected by MSNBC to win.

8:39pmEST
NH-Gov – Incumbent Democrat Maggie Hassan is projected by MSNBC to win.

8:30pmEST – Neither unexpected.

AR-Sen – CNN projects Republican Tom Cotton wins – a pickup.
AR-Gov – MSNBC projects Republican Asa Hutchinson wins.

8:24pmEST
RI-Sen – AP projects incumbent Democrat Jack Reed to win.

8:20pmEST: Two more, neither a surprise at all.

OK-Sen – Both Republicans, James Inhofe and James Lankford (in a special election), are projected to win.

8:00pmEST: MSNBC projects – no surprise – GOP keeps control of the House.
More from the wires:
PA-Gov – Democrat Tom Wolf projected to unseat incumbent Tom Corbett.
NJ-Sen – Democrat Cory Booker projected to win reelection.
MA-Sen – Democrat Ed Markey projected to win reelection.
DE-Sen – No witches! Democrat Chris Coons projected to win reelection.
ME-Sen – Republican Susan Collins projected to win reelection.
MS-Sen – Republican Than Cochran projected to win reelection.
AL-Sen – Republican Jeff Sessions projected to win reelection.
AL-Gov – Incumbent Republican Robert Bentley projected to win.
TN-Gov – Incumbent Republican Bill Haslam projected to win.
High-profile members of Congress – AP calls it for Alan Grayson (FL-9), John Mica (FL-7) and Corrine Brown (FL-5)
Florida governor’s race is waaaay too close to call – this could be tonight’s white-knuckle race.

7:30pmEST: Two non-surprises.
WV-Sen – Republican Shelley Moore Capito projected to win.
OH-Gov – Republican John Kasich projected to win reelection. The Doc was predicting it would be called later in the evening. Oh, well…

7:25pmEST: Calls are beginning to trickle in from news services.
SC-Sen – Republican Lindsey Graham projected to win.
SC-Sen Special Election – Republican Tim Scott projected to win.

7:19pmEST: MSNBC’s Ed Schultz is reporting that Florida gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist‘s campaign have filed a motion to extend voting hours in Broward County (can you say late polling place openings and the smell of voting machines “misbehaving”?). Schultz: “Neither side is talking about a victory… they have already surpassed the 2010 turnout!”

7:05pmEST: SC-Gov – No surprise, CNN projects Nikki Haley will be reelected.

7pmEST: KY-Sen – CNN projects Mitch McConnell wins. Sadly, it looks like the final numbers will not even be close.

6:55pmEST – Team Liberaland has stocked up on the tequi… ahem, coffee, fired up multiple cable channels, and ordered what is likely to be the first of several pizzas. We will be posting the latest results as conveyed by various news outlets.

Closing Times

6pmEST: Indiana Eastern time zone, Kentucky Eastern time zone.
7pmEST: Florida, Georgia, Indiana Central time zone, Kentucky Central time zone, New Hampshire earliest polling places, North Dakota earliest polling places, South Carolina, Vermont, and Virginia.
7:30EST: North Carolina, Ohio, West Virginia.
8pmEST: Alabama, Connecticut, Delaware, Illinois, most of Kansas (except for Mountain time zone areas), Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan except the area bordering Wisconsin, Mississippi, Missouri, most of New Hampshire, New Jersey, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, areas of South Dakota, Tennessee, and most of Texas.
8:30pmEST: Arkansas.
9pmEST: Arizona, Colorado, Kansas in the Mountain time zone, Louisiana, Minnesota, parts of Michigan in the Central time zone, Nebraska, New Mexico, New York, parts of South Dakota in the Mountain time zone, parts of Texas in the Mountain time zone, Wisconsin, Wyoming.
10pmEST: parts of Idaho in the Mountain time zone, Iowa, earliest closings in Montana, Nevada, Utah.
11pmEST: California, Hawaii, parts of Idaho in the Pacific time zone, Oregon, Washington.
12pmEST: most of Alaska.
1amEST: parts of Alaska in the Hawaii-Aleutian time zone.

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By: dave-dr-gonzo

David Hirsch, a.k.a. Dave "Doctor" Gonzo*, is a renegade record producer, video producer, writer, reformed corporate shill, and still-registered lobbyist for non-one-percenter performing artists and musicians. He lives in a heavily fortified compound in one of Manhattan's less trendy neighborhoods.

* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

518 responses to Election Results From Team Liberaland

  1. granpa.usthai November 5th, 2014 at 00:12

    good news is Republicans are now the incumbent Washington insiders-the only one they can keep pointing their finger at is POTUS Obama who will have completed both terms he was elected to (max. allowed by the GOP 22nd). It’s up to them to get off their lazy do nothing butts and make things work in DC – or run as the do nothing DC insiders in 2016.
    Now would be a good time to start talking about finishing Mt. Rushmore with the current art part of POTUS Obama’s forehead? Surely now the Republicans are willing to start doing something in DC? – and maybe get rid of some of the Reaganizing of our nations capital. (when the Chinese Historians show the REAL RECORDS -it’s gonna be an eternal embarrassment).

  2. granpa.usthai November 5th, 2014 at 01:12

    good news is Republicans are now the incumbent Washington insiders-the only one they can keep pointing their finger at is POTUS Obama who will have completed both terms he was elected to (max. allowed by the GOP 22nd) in 2 years. It’s up to them to get off their lazy do nothing butts and make things work in DC – or run as the do nothing DC insiders in 2016.
    Now would be a good time to start talking about finishing Mt. Rushmore with the current art part of POTUS Obama’s forehead? Surely now the Republicans are willing to start doing something in DC? – and maybe get rid of some of the Reaganizing of our nations capital. (when the Chinese Historians show the REAL RECORDS -it’s gonna be an eternal embarrassment).

  3. granpa.usthai November 5th, 2014 at 00:20

    so which Senator has the duty to make sure Mitch McConnell becomes a 1/3 term Leader?

  4. granpa.usthai November 5th, 2014 at 01:20

    so which Senator has the duty to make sure Mitch McConnell becomes a 1/3 term Leader?

  5. Jerrysministry.blogspot.com November 5th, 2014 at 00:27

    Revolution at the Polls ! [sweet].

  6. Jerrysministry.blogspot.com November 5th, 2014 at 01:27

    Revolution at the Polls ! [sweet].

  7. greenfloyd November 5th, 2014 at 00:48

    This just in…

    Were Ferguson voters made to show photo ID even though it’s not required in Missouri?

    Re: Vox

  8. floyd[@]greenfloyd.org November 5th, 2014 at 01:48

    This just in…

    Were Ferguson voters made to show photo ID even though it’s not required in Missouri?

    Re: Vox

  9. arc99 November 5th, 2014 at 03:26

    As we see with the nonsensical blathering of trees, wayout etal, right wingers are wetting themselves proclaiming some sort of momentous change just like they did when Scott Brown won Ted Kennedy’s seat.

    They were wrong then, and they are wrong tonight, regardless of how many mindless talking points they parrot.

    It ain’t over by a long shot right wingers. You cannot undo in two years, what the President has accomplished to benefit this nation. GM is thriving, saving thousands of jobs in the process. The deficit has been cut in half. bin Laden is dead. Millions of people have access to health insurance for the first time.

    So you guys go ahead and keep being good little puppets, repeating your Harry Reid 300 bills bullsh*t. I would wager not a single one of you can name just one of the alleged bills, explain why it should pass and how it would benefit the country. Some talk radio entertainer says there are 300 bills on Harry Reid’s desk and like mindless lemmings you fan out across the net, never once stopping to find out (a) if it is true or (b) what the bills actually do. You have nothing to offer but mindless repetition of what somebody on the radio told you to say.

    On to 2016. Enjoy your success while it lasts. Because trust me, it is not going to last long. Ask Scott Brown, former Massachusetts Senator. Next time, you guys will be defending 23 seats during a Presidential election when a lot more people will be voting. A half dozen of those seats are in solid blue Presidential states.

    We leftists will not rant about secession or tyranny. We won’t be putting up Facebook pages advocating treason. We will simply work that much harder, contribute a few dollars more, or talk to a few more of our neighbors in the months and years to come. We will work to produce a better result the next time election day rolls round.

    You see we leftists are not like you. We are Americans who love this country regardless of whether we win or lose elections. Give it a try sometime….

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