Satan Is Out To Get Duck Dynasty, Says Duck Dynasty Star

Posted by | November 3, 2014 14:45 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories

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The Dark Lord is out to get the millionaire stars of the Duck Dynasty reality show. Conservative Pastor of “Duck Dynasty,” Alan Robertson, explained that the Evil One is out to destroy his family in particular, however, he didn’t explain why unless Beelzebub just hates on reality shows.

Right Wing Watch reports, ‘Conservative Christians need to warn this nation of “the dire consequences of unrestrained living against the will of God,” Robertson told the crowd, because “it will destroy us all.”‘

“I don’t want to be in Sodom and Gomorrah, waiting until the last possible moment and then look up and realize that I waited too long,” he said. “That my family now is on the altar of sacrifice because I didn’t make a difference before the catastrophe came.”

“There is an Evil One, an enemy who is against us,” Robertson said. “He is there and he is fighting us and we have to take the fight to him.”

Let us all gather around this wealthy family and shield them with our bodies to protect them from evil. They are the real martyrs. Also, vote for his family member who happens to be running for office. Amen.

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48 responses to Satan Is Out To Get Duck Dynasty, Says Duck Dynasty Star

  1. Angelo_Frank November 3rd, 2014 at 18:42

    What a bunch of grifters. They would fleece their own Mother for a dollar.

  2. Angelo_Frank November 3rd, 2014 at 19:42

    What a bunch of grifters. They would fleece their own Mother for a dollar.

  3. Chinese Democracy November 3rd, 2014 at 19:22

    an evil one .. called Nielsen ratings is out to destroy them

  4. Chinese Democracy November 3rd, 2014 at 20:22

    an evil one .. called Nielsen ratings is out to destroy them

  5. Hass November 3rd, 2014 at 19:51

    It’s 2014 and the delusion continues.

  6. Hass November 3rd, 2014 at 20:51

    It’s 2014 and the delusion continues.

  7. Hirightnow November 3rd, 2014 at 20:13

    And here I was, thinking that Lucifer (Our Dark Lord, All Praise Him) was after those souls that WEREN’T lost to God….

  8. Hirightnow November 3rd, 2014 at 21:13

    And here I was, thinking that Lucifer (Our Dark Lord, All Praise Him) was after those souls that WEREN’T lost to God….

  9. tracey marie November 3rd, 2014 at 22:20

    I find it amazing how some believe in such ridiculous myths and fairy tales in this day and age.

  10. tracey marie November 3rd, 2014 at 23:20

    I find it amazing how some believe in such ridiculous myths and fairy tales in this day and age.

  11. DD November 4th, 2014 at 02:15

    Boy oh boy, if I believed in satan I think I would be his cheerleader right now. Poor millionaires are feeling scared of the boogie man….awwwwwe. Well duck boy, looks like A&E is your biggest threat since they’ve just signed a new Redneckified millionaires boys club to take your place. I guess you shouldn’t have been letting the cat out of the bag and showing that your hillbilly bullshyt was all planned. That’s what happens when you’re dishonest. Satan come and get em!!!

  12. DD November 4th, 2014 at 03:15

    Boy oh boy, if I believed in satan I think I would be his cheerleader right now. Poor millionaires are feeling scared of the boogie man….awwwwwe. Well duck boy, looks like A&E is your biggest threat since they’ve just signed a new Redneckified millionaires boys club to take your place. I guess you shouldn’t have been letting the cat out of the bag and showing that your hillbilly bullshyt was all planned. That’s what happens when you’re dishonest. Satan come and get em!!!

  13. infectious_d November 5th, 2014 at 08:36

    everyone hates reality shows, not just the dark lord :D

  14. infectious_d November 5th, 2014 at 09:36

    everyone hates reality shows, not just the dark lord :D

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