3-Month-Old Baby Shoots Texas Man In The Face
This totally never happens except when it does. After another apparent accidental shooting, Houston police are investigating. This time, the culprit is a 3-month-old baby. You see, the baby had access to his binkie, a blankie and of course, a gun.
Sanders was napping on the couch in the living room of his apartment, according to the police report, when the gun stashed in his pocket slipped out and onto the floor.
What could go wrong?
Well, when the man awoke, he found his firearm in the hands of the three-month-old boy, HPD Homicide Division Sergeant R. Rodriguez and W. Gilbert said.
You know how babies are. Oh look, a shiny thing!
Sanders tried to grab the gun from the infant, which caused the gun to fire, resulting in the man being shot in the face.
The baby was not injured during the incident, according to the police report.
Sanders was transported to a local hospital where he is listed in critical condition. It’s not clear as to whether Sanders is the3-month-old shooter’s father or not.
On the plus side: At least the baby didn’t put the gun in its mouth. Babies tend to put everything in their mouths, like shiny things, for example.
As far as I know, the gun survived the incident and is ready for the next. I’m sure the NRA would support gun owners teaching little babies proper gun safety. “More guns” is totally the answer.
Copyright 2014 Liberaland
By: Anomaly100
Jeane Thompson October 29th, 2014 at 00:48
Me thinks Sanders is using this infant to cover up what really happened.
Jeane Thompson October 29th, 2014 at 00:48
Me thinks Sanders is using this infant to cover up what really happened.
Daniel Sackinger October 29th, 2014 at 01:12
I think this is supposed to say 3 years (not 3 months) old?
http://www.khou.com/story/news/local/2014/10/27/hpd-man-accidentally-shot-grabbing-gun-from-toddler/18005139/
Daniel Sackinger October 29th, 2014 at 01:12
I think this is supposed to say 3 years (not 3 months) old?
http://www.khou.com/story/news/local/2014/10/27/hpd-man-accidentally-shot-grabbing-gun-from-toddler/18005139/
Timothy Bishop October 29th, 2014 at 02:14
please get the story correct before taking the time to write an article. here is the story on cbs if you wanted the news http://houston.cbslocal.com/2014/10/27/man-shot-when-gun-falls-to-floor-picked-up-by-boy/
drmesmo October 29th, 2014 at 09:44
You are right. Shot by a 3 year old child. Much better.
Nick Molinari October 29th, 2014 at 10:28
And yet another source says:
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/news/2014/10/man_accidentally_shot_in_face_after_wrestling_gun-toting_infant.php
Timothy Bishop December 16th, 2014 at 19:33
that’s a blog
Timothy Bishop October 29th, 2014 at 02:14
please get the story correct before taking the time to write an article. here is the story on cbs if you wanted the news http://houston.cbslocal.com/2014/10/27/man-shot-when-gun-falls-to-floor-picked-up-by-boy/
drmesmo October 29th, 2014 at 09:44
You are right. Shot by a 3 year old child. Much better.
Nick Molinari October 29th, 2014 at 10:28
And yet another source says:
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/news/2014/10/man_accidentally_shot_in_face_after_wrestling_gun-toting_infant.php
Timothy Bishop December 16th, 2014 at 20:33
that’s a blog
Carrie Singer October 29th, 2014 at 02:20
Three-month-old babies can’t sit up.
Carrie Singer October 29th, 2014 at 02:20
Three-month-old babies can’t sit up.
H Steven Mead October 29th, 2014 at 08:54
Ok when it is going to stop. These kids today think they can get away with anything because of their age. This kid I bet thought he or she was going to be treated differently then an adult just because they are young people and we don’t like punishing young people like adults. And the age of these criminals are getting younger and younger just as in this article. I’m sure this kids had a beef with his or her father and said I’m going to kill this f-er what they going to do to a 3 month old. And here we are playing poor little baby just like this baby thought. Boy we sure are fools.
hstevenmead October 29th, 2014 at 08:54
Ok when it is going to stop. These kids today think they can get away with anything because of their age. This kid I bet thought he or she was going to be treated differently then an adult just because they are young people and we don’t like punishing young people like adults. And the age of these criminals are getting younger and younger just as in this article. I’m sure this kids had a beef with his or her father and said I’m going to kill this f-er what they going to do to a 3 month old. And here we are playing poor little baby just like this baby thought. Boy we sure are fools.
Robdotcom71 October 29th, 2014 at 09:27
Better charge the little tyke with murder and send him to the electric
crib…. it’s obvious not stand your ground…. babies at that age tend
to have problems standing… lol
Robdotcom71 October 29th, 2014 at 09:27
Better charge the little tyke with murder and send him to the electric
crib…. it’s obvious not stand your ground…. babies at that age tend
to have problems standing… lol
Wile E. Coyote (Supergenius) October 29th, 2014 at 11:08
so, now we know there really are idiots who try to take guns from people while the gun is pointed at their face. You think maybe it would be a good idea to take the gun away while it isn’t pointing at you?
Wile E. Coyote (Supergenius) October 29th, 2014 at 11:08
so, now we know there really are idiots who try to take guns from people while the gun is pointed at their face. You think maybe it would be a good idea to take the gun away while it isn’t pointing at you?
Wallace Torbert October 29th, 2014 at 11:57
So funny. Three month old or three years old, typical moron gun owner allowing his gun to be in a position where anyone could get it. In addition, I love all these gun lovers who tell the government..’Just try and get my gun” Hell, just send in a toddler , he can get Bubba’s gun easy.
Gun owners who don’t lock guns away or have trigger guards are zero threat to any supposed evil govenment. Heck, anyone can slip in and steal their guns. LOLOLOLOL Dumb Fox News Republicans.
Wallace Torbert October 29th, 2014 at 11:57
So funny. Three month old or three years old, typical moron gun owner allowing his gun to be in a position where anyone could get it. In addition, I love all these gun lovers who tell the government..’Just try and get my gun” Hell, just send in a toddler , he can get Bubba’s gun easy.
Gun owners who don’t lock guns away or have trigger guards are zero threat to any supposed evil govenment. Heck, anyone can slip in and steal their guns. LOLOLOLOL Dumb Fox News Republicans.
Wallace Torbert October 29th, 2014 at 11:58
Bubba says…Now whare is mah gun? I left it right heah next to the baby bed. Blam..Make my day..you ain’t my real daddy anyway.lol
Wallace Torbert October 29th, 2014 at 11:58
Bubba says…Now whare is mah gun? I left it right heah next to the baby bed. Blam..Make my day..you ain’t my real daddy anyway.lol
Wallace Torbert October 29th, 2014 at 12:00
I can see ISIS trembling in their boots when they see the fat hogs in those open carry pictures. Akmed, look at that fat pig. Let’s don’t cut his head off, let’s roast him on an open pit. You bring beer…I get charcoal.
Kevin Harris October 29th, 2014 at 17:56
Wallace, continue your moronic libtard rants while failing at any attempt to intelligently articulate a sentence. And Muslims don’t eat pig ;)
Robyn Ryan October 29th, 2014 at 21:58
Garlic. Lots of garlic…
Wallace Torbert October 29th, 2014 at 12:00
I can see ISIS trembling in their boots when they see the fat hogs in those open carry pictures. Akmed, look at that fat pig. Let’s don’t cut his head off, let’s roast him on an open pit. You bring beer…I get charcoal.
Kevin Harris October 29th, 2014 at 17:56
Wallace, continue your moronic libtard rants while failing at any attempt to intelligently articulate a sentence. And Muslims don’t eat pig ;)
Robyn Ryan October 29th, 2014 at 21:58
Garlic. Lots of garlic…