Sarah Palin Totally Explains That Whole Drunken Family Brawl Thing By Shaming The Media

Posted by | October 24, 2014 17:11 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories


Despite audio evidence, Bristol Palin came forward on Thursday to explain that she was a victim in the drunken brawl her family was involved in. Half-term governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, like her daughter, is blaming the media. We’re all out to get them.

On Facebook, Sarah directs readers to her daughter’s post, stating, “Please take a look at Bristol’s recent blog posts for her story, not the media’s story of what really happened last month.”

Both Sarah and Bristol have stepped forward after audio was released of their F-bomb, drunken, violent antics during a party hosted by someone Bristol claims she never met.

“What happened on the night in question wasn’t funny. It was humiliating and frightening,” she wrote.. “The broken ribs, black eyes, and messed up elbows and knees suffered by people in our party that night were no laughing matter.”

Neither were Bristol’s bruises on her arms and leg from being dragged by a man. My kids aren’t proud of what happened, nor are they seeking sympathy by playing the victim card – that’s why they haven’t commented on this for all these weeks. Instead, they had to have faith that the truth would come out, despite those who did the cold-cocking actually using social media to brag, “’bout to get famous!” Screen shots of tweets captured their bold intentions, and they’ve certainly enjoyed the publicity.

Except, Bristol did play the victim card. Like her mother, she blamed the media, then Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. She blamed everyone except for herself.

“Looking at the reports, it strikes me as bitterly ironic that the same people who tell us there is a ‘war on women’ have no problem laughing at the recording of my daughter crying as she tells police about being assaulted by a man,” Palin said. “I’d like to say shame on the media and those on the left laughing at her or at any young woman in a similar situation, but I no longer think they have any shame.”

Palin ended her post, writing, “Now Todd and I are headed to an exciting middle school girl’s basketball game along with dozens of other families proud to cheer on their daughters.”

I was raised in a Conservative family where we were taught to take responsibility for our own actions. Own up to it. Pick yourself up and move on after apologizing to anyone that may have been wronged. That Republican party is gone. This is the new GOP, where taking responsibility means to blame the other side. Where being a Christian means to wear a ‘thong dress’ while crashing a party and telling the host to fuck off.

No one believes you Sarah. We’re not laughing at just this incident. We’ve always laughed at you.

You’re not a victim.

She’s called the President of the United States “cowardly.”

She said the President “lacked cojones”?  And she’s worried people are saying mean things about her.

Woman-up, Sarah.  We’ve already heard the audio. Police reported that your family members appeared to be intoxicated. Eyewitnesses have stepped forward. You’re on the ledge, dangling. Just say it, “I screwed up.” It’s simple. You’ll feel better. 

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63 responses to Sarah Palin Totally Explains That Whole Drunken Family Brawl Thing By Shaming The Media

  1. fancypants October 24th, 2014 at 17:24

    Better late then never with the CNN blame game. I wonder if sarah palin’s computer was broken shortly after the brawl ?

  2. fancypants October 24th, 2014 at 17:24

    Better late then never with the CNN blame game. I wonder if sarah palin’s computer was broken shortly after the brawl ?

  3. NW10 October 24th, 2014 at 17:26

    Once again, thank you John McCain, for almost putting this white trash family into the White House, you ignorant old man!!!!!

    • tracey marie October 24th, 2014 at 19:02

      I repeated your comment, gave you full credit and people upvoted me.

    • StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 00:54

      You kids get off my lawn!!

  4. (((NW10,PATRIOT! ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ))) October 24th, 2014 at 17:26

    Once again, thank you John McCain, for almost putting this white trash family into the White House, you ignorant old man!!!!!

    • tracey marie October 24th, 2014 at 19:02

      I repeated your comment, gave you full credit and people upvoted me.

    • StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 00:54

      You kids get off my lawn!!

  5. tiredoftea October 24th, 2014 at 17:30

    BTW, is Obama working on the video of Sarah punching one of the basketball players for fouling her daughter?

  6. tiredoftea October 24th, 2014 at 17:30

    BTW, is Obama working on the video of Sarah punching one of the basketball players for fouling her daughter?

  7. Suzanne McFly October 24th, 2014 at 17:50

    Ugh, whoooo carrrrressss

  8. Suzanne McFly October 24th, 2014 at 17:50

    Ugh, whoooo carrrrressss

  9. Carla Akins October 24th, 2014 at 18:01

    ‘war on women’ have no problem laughing at the recording of my daughter crying ….maybe because it has nothing to do anything at all with the war on women.

  10. Carla Akins October 24th, 2014 at 18:01

    ‘war on women’ have no problem laughing at the recording of my daughter crying ….maybe because it has nothing to do anything at all with the war on women.

  11. Tellit Likeitis October 24th, 2014 at 18:23

    Trig Palin is the smartest Palin….

    • StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 00:53

      If true..
      Thats a sad thing..:)

  12. Tellit Likeitis October 24th, 2014 at 18:23

    Trig Palin is the smartest Palin….

    • StoneyCurtisll October 25th, 2014 at 00:53

      If true..
      Thats a sad thing..:)

  13. mrsgunka October 24th, 2014 at 18:42

    She never retreats, she reloads….. more lies. She’s a sociopath and has no shame and she never apologizes…no matter how many lies she tells. These kids were raised like a pack of wolves and they know no better.

    Ever occur you any of us, she is just the beginning of a long line of sociopaths picked by the Tea Party and funded by the Koch’s to be in office to line their pockets with gold when they do their bidding? Bachmann, Goemert, Kruz, Perry, Ryan, Walker, Turtle,Cantor, Mit, Hogwash Joni, NH/MA Brown……..any teabagger in the clown car with an “R” behind his name. And all the think tanks that have filled the ranks with too crazy has-beens. We are the crazy ones for casting asparagus on them! :-) God – Guns – Goemert! And the Tundra Turd as their Queen! We got her pimp husband and crazy kids as a bonus! Woo Hoo.

    Bush/Cheney worked out so well, why stop there? Rove has binders full of them.

  14. Obewon October 24th, 2014 at 18:47

    ♫ They’re creepy and their skanky♪ The always drunk Palinbrawl’n Family♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFD7KGBUtKI

  15. Obewon October 24th, 2014 at 18:47

    ♫ They’re creepy and their skanky♪ The always drunk Palinbrawl’n Family♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFD7KGBUtKI

  16. Sam October 24th, 2014 at 18:48

    same Palin different day.

  17. Sam October 24th, 2014 at 18:48

    same Palin different day.

  18. ChrisVosburg October 24th, 2014 at 18:56

    Sarah’s Ghostwriter writes: Why Politico needs an apology is anyone’s guess.

    Politico didn’t ask for one, but received the same statement from CNN as The Hollywood Reporter did. I imagine in each case, the respective news orgs asked for comment, and this is the form letter CNN sent out to anyone doing so, reading:

    “Over the past few days I have been roundly criticized for joking about a brawl involving the Palin family. In retrospect, I deserve such criticism and would like to apologize.”

    She’ll probably follow with an on-air apology, not that anything will dry the tears of the Palinfolk.

  19. ChrisVosburg October 24th, 2014 at 18:56

    Sarah’s Ghostwriter writes: Why Politico needs an apology is anyone’s guess.

    Politico didn’t ask for one, but received the same statement from CNN as The Hollywood Reporter did. I imagine in each case, the respective news orgs asked for comment, and this is the form letter CNN sent out to anyone doing so, reading:

    “Over the past few days I have been roundly criticized for joking about a brawl involving the Palin family. In retrospect, I deserve such criticism and would like to apologize.”

    She’ll probably follow with an on-air apology, not that anything will dry the tears of the Palinfolk.

  20. tracey marie October 24th, 2014 at 18:59

    that quitter and her disfunctional litter will never show grace, modesty, humility or intelligence. They are trash, pure and simple trash

    • Obewon October 24th, 2014 at 19:11

      The Palinbrawl episode cements their fate: $P>’Tahd! Why doesn’t anybody invite us to their parties anymore? And f*ckinhell we can’t even crash a party anymore! Bristol is such’a catch! I don’t know why she’s single? Except for those evilangelical inmates she proposes to online, her dance card is DOA.’

      • tracey marie October 24th, 2014 at 19:27

        that was great, thanks for making me smile

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