Sarah Palin Totally Explains That Whole Drunken Family Brawl Thing By Shaming The Media

Despite audio evidence, Bristol Palin came forward on Thursday to explain that she was a victim in the drunken brawl her family was involved in. Half-term governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, like her daughter, is blaming the media. We’re all out to get them.

On Facebook, Sarah directs readers to her daughter’s post, stating, “Please take a look at Bristol’s recent blog posts for her story, not the media’s story of what really happened last month.”

Both Sarah and Bristol have stepped forward after audio was released of their F-bomb, drunken, violent antics during a party hosted by someone Bristol claims she never met.

“What happened on the night in question wasn’t funny. It was humiliating and frightening,” she wrote.. “The broken ribs, black eyes, and messed up elbows and knees suffered by people in our party that night were no laughing matter.”

Neither were Bristol’s bruises on her arms and leg from being dragged by a man. My kids aren’t proud of what happened, nor are they seeking sympathy by playing the victim card – that’s why they haven’t commented on this for all these weeks. Instead, they had to have faith that the truth would come out, despite those who did the cold-cocking actually using social media to brag, “’bout to get famous!” Screen shots of tweets captured their bold intentions, and they’ve certainly enjoyed the publicity.

Except, Bristol did play the victim card. Like her mother, she blamed the media, then Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. She blamed everyone except for herself.

“Looking at the reports, it strikes me as bitterly ironic that the same people who tell us there is a ‘war on women’ have no problem laughing at the recording of my daughter crying as she tells police about being assaulted by a man,” Palin said. “I’d like to say shame on the media and those on the left laughing at her or at any young woman in a similar situation, but I no longer think they have any shame.”

Palin ended her post, writing, “Now Todd and I are headed to an exciting middle school girl’s basketball game along with dozens of other families proud to cheer on their daughters.”

I was raised in a Conservative family where we were taught to take responsibility for our own actions. Own up to it. Pick yourself up and move on after apologizing to anyone that may have been wronged. That Republican party is gone. This is the new GOP, where taking responsibility means to blame the other side. Where being a Christian means to wear a ‘thong dress’ while crashing a party and telling the host to fuck off.

No one believes you Sarah. We’re not laughing at just this incident. We’ve always laughed at you.

You’re not a victim.

She’s called the President of the United States “cowardly.”

She said the President “lacked cojones”?  And she’s worried people are saying mean things about her.

Woman-up, Sarah.  We’ve already heard the audio. Police reported that your family members appeared to be intoxicated. Eyewitnesses have stepped forward. You’re on the ledge, dangling. Just say it, “I screwed up.” It’s simple. You’ll feel better. 

By: Anomaly100