Man Accidentally Texts His Probation Officer, ‘You Have Some Weed?’

Posted by | October 22, 2014 20:45 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Politics Top Stories


A Georgia man is in a lot of trouble after accidentally texting his probation officer and asking, “You have some weed?”

 

The Probation officer did not answer his question as far as we know, although, we cannot confirm or deny whether he smokes a blunt now and then.

Alvin Cross Junior is going back to prison. He plead guilty Monday to possession of cocaine and was sentenced to one year in prison, according to WALB.

He was also sentenced to serve another year for violating his probation.

Probation officers and drug agents raided Cross’ home and found a bag of cocaine.

You see, if you’re trying to buy weed, that’s exactly what you’re not supposed to do.

H/T: @ComgenKDT with thanks. 

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36 responses to Man Accidentally Texts His Probation Officer, ‘You Have Some Weed?’

  1. tiredoftea October 22nd, 2014 at 20:47

    As if we needed more proof that very few Nobel Prize candidates come from the ranks of those on probation.

  2. tiredoftea October 22nd, 2014 at 20:47

    As if we needed more proof that very few Nobel Prize candidates come from the ranks of those on probation.

  3. Carla Akins October 22nd, 2014 at 21:02

    Come on, who among us hasn’t accidently texted our probation officer looking to score some blow, hookers, or clean urine?

    • fancypants October 22nd, 2014 at 21:07

      Not a probation officer but 1 out of 3 isn’t bad

    • William October 23rd, 2014 at 02:02

      http://youtu.be/Ur43PZ2jYMo

      • greenfloyd October 23rd, 2014 at 03:42

        Strange and so sad. This video really whacked my frame of reference.

        • William October 23rd, 2014 at 08:36

          Have you seen the movie Frozen? I have a couple of granddaughters ergo I have seen the movie, heard the music, purchased the merchandising, and watched my poor wife make quilts based upon the movie. This parody as well as others fuel my weird inner desire for revenge.

          • raincheck October 23rd, 2014 at 08:40

            Revenge how?

          • greenfloyd October 24th, 2014 at 23:24

            Haven’t seen the movie, just read the wiki, it’s a powerful story. I guess this parody sort of brings it up to date. An even more powerful story… still reeling.:)

      • Anomaly 100 October 23rd, 2014 at 07:34

        Bwhaaa!

    • Roctuna October 23rd, 2014 at 07:50

      Well, THAT started my morning with a chuckle, Thanks

  4. Carla Akins October 22nd, 2014 at 21:02

    Come on, who among us hasn’t accidently texted our probation officer looking to score some blow, hookers, or clean urine?

    • fancypants October 22nd, 2014 at 21:07

      Not a probation officer but 1 out of 3 isn’t bad

    • William October 23rd, 2014 at 02:02

      http://youtu.be/Ur43PZ2jYMo

      • floyd[@]greenfloyd.org October 23rd, 2014 at 03:42

        Strange and so sad. This video really whacked my frame of reference.

        • William October 23rd, 2014 at 08:36

          Have you seen the movie Frozen? I have a couple of granddaughters ergo I have seen the movie, heard the music, purchased the merchandising, and watched my poor wife make quilts based upon the movie. This parody as well as others fuel my weird inner desire for revenge.

          • raincheck October 23rd, 2014 at 08:40

            Revenge how?

          • floyd[@]greenfloyd.org October 24th, 2014 at 23:24

            Haven’t seen the movie, just read the wiki, it’s a powerful story. I guess this parody sort of brings it up to date. An even more powerful story… still reeling.:)

      • Anomaly 100 October 23rd, 2014 at 07:34

        Bwhaaa!

    • Roctuna October 23rd, 2014 at 07:50

      Well, THAT started my morning with a chuckle, Thanks

  5. fancypants October 22nd, 2014 at 21:05

    The Probation officer did not answer his question as far as we know

    Oh yes he did……….

    He was also sentenced to serve another year for violating his probation.

  6. fancypants October 22nd, 2014 at 21:05

    The Probation officer did not answer his question as far as we know

    Oh yes he did……….

    He was also sentenced to serve another year for violating his probation.

  7. Tommy6860 October 22nd, 2014 at 21:16

    In a nutshell! O.o

  8. Tommy6860 October 22nd, 2014 at 21:16

    In a nutshell! O.o

  9. Spirit of America October 23rd, 2014 at 01:24

    “No, really Your Honor, I was only asking to see if he did or not. See, if he did, I was going to ask for another probation officer so I would have a better chance at staying away from the stuff…”

    • greenfloyd October 23rd, 2014 at 03:07

      With all the stress these pro-drug war cops can put on a person, this young man should appeal for a medical exemption.

  10. Spirit of America October 23rd, 2014 at 01:24

    “No, really Your Honor, I was only asking to see if he did or not. See, if he did, I was going to ask for another probation officer so I would have a better chance at staying away from the stuff…”

    • floyd[@]greenfloyd.org October 23rd, 2014 at 03:07

      With all the stress these pro-drug war cops can put on a person, this young man should appeal for a medical exemption.

  11. William October 23rd, 2014 at 02:00

    Asking someone if they have “weed” isn’t and shouldn’t be a crime….however.
    Generally speaking, folks on probation are subject to random search of their person and residence.
    That’s when the Duh-oh factor kicked in.

  12. William October 23rd, 2014 at 02:00

    Asking someone if they have “weed” isn’t and shouldn’t be a crime….however.
    Generally speaking, folks on probation are subject to random search of their person and residence.
    That’s when the Duh-oh factor kicked in.

  13. greenfloyd October 23rd, 2014 at 02:21

    Seems to me Alvin Cross Junior is yet another victim of our Drug War Police State! that targets all young black men.

    Probation officers and drug agents raided Cross’ home

    At least they didn’t shoot him.

    • raincheck October 23rd, 2014 at 08:38

      Well… they want to keep those “Private” prisons full… so they are set up to fail. What this guy did wasn’t smart… but even if he hadn’t done that, he still stood a good chance of “violating” his probation somehow… I saw a man being strip searched ‘out in public’ one evening by the Los Gatos Police department… is that even legal?

  14. floyd[@]greenfloyd.org October 23rd, 2014 at 02:21

    Seems to me Alvin Cross Junior is yet another victim of our Drug War Police State! that targets all young black men.

    Probation officers and drug agents raided Cross’ home

    At least they didn’t shoot him.

    • raincheck October 23rd, 2014 at 08:38

      Well… they want to keep those “Private” prisons full… so they are set up to fail. What this guy did wasn’t smart… but even if he hadn’t done that, he still stood a good chance of “violating” his probation somehow… I saw a man being strip searched ‘out in public’ one evening by the Los Gatos Police department… is that even legal?

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