James O’Keefe And His Porn Mustache Busted By Democrats For Attempted Voter Fraud

Posted by | October 21, 2014 16:15 | Filed under: Contributors News Behaving Badly Opinion Politics Tommy Christopher Top Stories


Sad ACORN-slayer and Dildo Boat Captain James O’Keefe is baaaack! This time, he tried to run his game on some Democrats in Colorado, and according to Mother Jones, got busted bad. O’Keefe’s schtick is familiar by now: get a hidden camera, contrive a situation, fail, edit, declare victory, repeat. Sometimes, you try to strand a married woman with you on a boat full of dildos until she sobs, too. This time around, O’Keefe’s caper brought him to Co;orado in the clever guise of 70s porn Professor Haywood Jablowmee. From O’Keefe’s Twitter feed:

I’m not sure how you disguise yourself as a “45yo,” unless O’keefe carried his Sebring convertible everywhere with him, or conspicuously kept dropping his Axiron applicator, but whatever he did, it didn’t fool his targets at a Democratic field office in Colorado. From David Corn:

Last Tuesday, a man who appeared to be in his 20s showed up at a Democratic field office in Boulder wanting to volunteer to help elect Udall and Rep. Jared Polis (D-Colo.), according to a Democratic staffer who met with him and asked not to be identified. The man introduced himself as “Nick Davis,” and he said he was a University of Colorado-Boulder student and LGBT activist involved with a student group called Rocky Mountain Vote Pride. Davis mentioned polls showing the race between Udall and Gardner was tight, and he asked the staffer if he should fill out and mail in ballots for other college students who had moved away but still received mail on campus. The Democratic staffer says he told Davis that doing this would be voter fraud and that he should not do it.

That Davis guy returned three days later “accompanied by a man wearing heavy makeup and a mustache,” whom Corn says was later identified as O’Keefe’s Twitpiced secret identity. Corn goes on to describe several other instances of likely O’Keefe operatives trying to commit voter fraud, and being thwarted by Democratic or progressive operatives. The entire point of O’Keefe’s venture, as with so many of them, is to try and gin up support for racist voter I.D. laws, but it seems like the only law we really need is one that makes you prove you’re not James O’Keefe. He’s the only one we know for sure is trying to commit voter fraud. As O’Keefe is fond of saying…READ MORE

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By: Tommy Christopher

Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

18 responses to James O’Keefe And His Porn Mustache Busted By Democrats For Attempted Voter Fraud

  1. Anomaly 100 October 21st, 2014 at 16:30

    I disguise myself as a 56-year-old all the time.

  2. Anomaly 100 October 21st, 2014 at 16:30

    I disguise myself as a 56-year-old all the time.

  3. searambler October 21st, 2014 at 16:59

    O’Keefe is nothing but a crotchstain in the underwear of America….

    • arc99 October 21st, 2014 at 17:37

      you do a disservice to crotchstains.

      at least a crotchstain does not pretend to be something else.

      • searambler October 25th, 2014 at 09:38

        Well, sometimes they pretend to be conservative film makers. Or radio hosts. Or members of Congress…

  4. searambler October 21st, 2014 at 16:59

    O’Keefe is nothing but a crotchstain in the underwear of America….

    • arc99 October 21st, 2014 at 17:37

      you do a disservice to crotchstains.

      at least a crotchstain does not pretend to be something else.

      • searambler October 25th, 2014 at 09:38

        Well, sometimes they pretend to be conservative film makers. Or radio hosts. Or members of Congress…

  5. tiredoftea October 21st, 2014 at 17:35

    The desperation of the fringe right is more obvious every election cycle. You’d think that even they would be tired of this idiot’s antics by now.

  6. tiredoftea October 21st, 2014 at 17:35

    The desperation of the fringe right is more obvious every election cycle. You’d think that even they would be tired of this idiot’s antics by now.

  7. Mainah October 21st, 2014 at 19:09

    This man is in serious need of psychiatric help. I’m not talking Ablow, either. That particular “doctor” needs intensive therapy. Is it me, or are people sounding really bizarre? I’m starting to worry that it may be the start of some bizarre zombie apocalypse. First logical adult thinking goes, then mindless chanting of talking points, then drooling and then …. biting. I can see it all now.

  8. Mainah October 21st, 2014 at 19:09

    This man is in serious need of psychiatric help. I’m not talking Ablow, either. That particular “doctor” needs intensive therapy. Is it me, or are people sounding really bizarre? I’m starting to worry that it may be the start of some bizarre zombie apocalypse. First logical adult thinking goes, then mindless chanting of talking points, then drooling and then …. biting. I can see it all now.

  9. StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 20:30

    porn Professor Haywood Jablowmee, aka James Oqueef..
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0ZcCOkIMAIYspV.jpg

  10. StoneyCurtisll October 21st, 2014 at 20:30

    Porn Professor Haywood Jablowmee, aka James O’Queef..
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0ZcCOkIMAIYspV.jpg
    Be on the lookout for this man.

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