Rand Paul: You Can Catch Ebola At A Cocktail Party
Rand Paul, the eye doctor turned Republican Kentucky Senator, weighed in on the Ebola virus, which is like going to a foot doctor when you have stomach pains.
“[The Obama administration] has downplayed how transmissible it is,” Paul told CNN on Thursday morning. “They say it’s the exchange of bodily of fluids. Which makes people think, ‘Oh, it’s like AIDS. It’s very difficult to catch.'”
“If someone has Ebola at a cocktail party they’re contagious and you can catch it from them,” Paul continued. “[The administration] should be honest about that.”
Rand Paul tells me Ebola more transmitable than AIDS. “If someone has Ebola at a cocktail party, they’re contagious and you can catch it.”
— Ashley Killough (@KilloughCNN) October 16, 2014
A Twitter user weighs in:
@KilloughCNN@BKcolin Note to avoid Ebola. If guest at cocktail party is bleeding from their gums, nose etc do not kiss them. Solved.
— Bobbie G. (@dancingbeanbob) October 16, 2014
I think you’re safe, Rand.
So far every case of Ebola in this country got it by helping people. So relax, Republicans, you’re in the clear.
— Tina Dupuy (@TinaDupuy) October 15, 2014
Unless you’re swapping fluids with someone at a party – someone who has cared for an Ebola patient – then you’re safe. Ebola is not spread through the air like the flu. Oh, won’t flu season be fun this year with Ebola hysteria on the rise? One has to wonder what kind of fluid-swapping parties Rand Paul attends.
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By: Anomaly100
William October 16th, 2014 at 21:00
OK, prove it.
William October 16th, 2014 at 21:00
OK, prove it.
NW10 October 16th, 2014 at 21:05
Yet he believes he can be President? What a joke!
NW10 October 16th, 2014 at 21:05
Yet he believes he can be President? What a joke!
(((NW10,PATRIOT! ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ))) October 16th, 2014 at 21:05
Yet he believes he can be President? What a joke!
Obewon October 16th, 2014 at 21:08
If Rand Paul was ever medically certified by anyone other than himself, he’d loose Board Certification and be as professionally uninsurable as ‘early retired’ Ben Carson is.
Obewon October 16th, 2014 at 21:08
If Rand Paul was ever medically certified by anyone other than himself, he’d loose Board Certification and be as professionally uninsurable as ‘early retired’ Ben Carson is.
edmeyer_able October 16th, 2014 at 21:11
Not sure the kind of cocktail weenies rand paul enjoys but the kind I put in my mouth are ebola free.
neworleans878 October 17th, 2014 at 00:30
Cocktail weenies…for a moment I thought you were referring to the manhood of open carry texas…
edmeyer_able October 16th, 2014 at 21:11
Not sure the kind of cocktail weenies rand paul enjoys but the kind I put in my mouth are ebola free.
nola878 October 17th, 2014 at 00:30
Cocktail weenies…for a moment I thought you were referring to the manhood of open carry texas…
Suzanne McFly October 16th, 2014 at 21:12
I miss the day of keggers where all you could get was crabs, now today we have “cocktail parties” and Ebola.
tiredoftea October 17th, 2014 at 00:24
But, you might still get crabs from Randy, and other Republicans.
neworleans878 October 17th, 2014 at 00:29
Like several have said above, ya certainly can catch the stupids!
Suzanne McFly October 16th, 2014 at 21:12
I miss the day of keggers where all you could get was crabs, now today we have “cocktail parties” and Ebola.
tiredoftea October 17th, 2014 at 00:24
But, you might still get crabs from Randy, and other Republicans.
nola878 October 17th, 2014 at 00:29
Like several have said above, ya certainly can catch the stupids!
arc99 October 16th, 2014 at 21:16
This cavalcade of stupidity is brought to you by the same wacky crew that says 90% of scientists are wrong and climate change is a hoax.
If your opinions on issues related to science are based on the pronouncements of this group, you are even dumber than they are.
arc99 October 16th, 2014 at 21:16
This cavalcade of stupidity is brought to you by the same wacky crew that says 90% of scientists are wrong and climate change is a hoax.
If your opinions on issues related to science are based on the pronouncements of this group, you are even dumber than they are.
arc99 October 16th, 2014 at 21:16
This cavalcade of stupidity is brought to you by the same wacky crew that says 90% of scientists are wrong and climate change is a hoax.
If your opinions on issues related to science are based on the pronouncements of this group, you are even dumber than they are.
Jones October 16th, 2014 at 21:24
The problem.
granpa.usthai October 16th, 2014 at 22:34
those are just Republicans claiming to be scientists.
Jones October 16th, 2014 at 21:24
The problem.
granpa.usthai October 16th, 2014 at 22:34
those are just Republicans claiming to be scientists.
William October 16th, 2014 at 21:39
Not the dumbest thing he ever said, but it’s in the top ten.
granpa.usthai October 16th, 2014 at 22:40
it’s people like this that you love seeing the boss walk up to and say
“U R FIRED!”
William October 16th, 2014 at 21:39
Not the dumbest thing he ever said, but it’s in the top ten.
granpa.usthai October 16th, 2014 at 22:40
it’s people like this that you love seeing the boss walk up to and say
“U R FIRED!”
granpa.usthai October 16th, 2014 at 22:31
I was told it was due to MASTURBATION! Got to be something to it, ’cause my eyesight has actually been improving over the years (probably due to dramatic decrease of MASTURBATION)? So, if MASTURBATION really is a cause of poor eyesight, then I reckon Ebola would be too?
granpa.usthai October 16th, 2014 at 22:39
PLUS:
you can catch stupid just by standing in front of a mirror and say ‘I’m a Republican’ 60 times 66 times in a row.
burqa October 16th, 2014 at 23:13
[burqa squints real hard and reaches for a big magnifying glass to read what granpa wrote]
Bunya October 17th, 2014 at 15:15
The nuns in grade school told me you can go blind from masturbating, but they didn’t say the reverse was true once you stopped. Boy, live and learn huh.
granpa.usthai October 16th, 2014 at 22:31
I was told it was due to MASTURBATION! Got to be something to it, ’cause my eyesight has actually been improving over the years (probably due to dramatic decrease of MASTURBATION)? So, if MASTURBATION really is a cause of poor eyesight, then I reckon Ebola would be too?
granpa.usthai October 16th, 2014 at 22:39
PLUS:
you can catch stupid just by standing in front of a mirror and say ‘I’m a Republican’ 60 times 66 times in a row.
burqa October 16th, 2014 at 23:13
[burqa squints real hard and reaches for a big magnifying glass to read what granpa wrote]
Bunya October 17th, 2014 at 15:15
The nuns in grade school told me you can go blind from masturbating, but they didn’t say the reverse was true once you stopped. Boy, live and learn huh.