Bank In Kroger Store Held Up By Man Wearing Skeleton Mask, Brandishing Semi-Auto Gun
Cincinnati Police are searching for a suspect who robbed the Fifth Third Bank inside a Kroger store. The suspect wore a skeleton mask, carried an umbrella and brandished a semi-automatic handgun at the teller, demanding cash.
The man stole an undetermined amount of cash, then placed the money in a black nylon bag with white letters and fled the bank.
Police say the man is believed to have fled toward the rear of the adjacent Wal-Mart store.
Just to make an unbiased point (I joke), he could be this open carry Kroger shopper:
He could be anyone. Seriously, Krogs (I can call you Krogs, right?), maybe you should look through your surveillance footage because your new clientele looks pretty suspicious.
Like this nice gentleman.
Kroger doesn’t allow skateboards, shirtless shoppers or kids eating an ice cream cone, but an armed man wearing a skeleton mask slips past their radar. Maybe he was just blending in.
Safety for Kroger’s shoppers should be a thing, but I don’t want to stomp on anyone’s rights to totally freak the public out.
Big thanks to my source for the link.
Image: Cincinnati Police Department
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By: Anomaly100
edmeyer_able October 15th, 2014 at 18:53
I guess krogers will have to ban umbrellas now.
Pilotshark October 16th, 2014 at 15:52
what happens if its an open carry umbrella?
edmeyer_able October 15th, 2014 at 18:53
I guess krogers will have to ban umbrellas now.
Pilotshark October 16th, 2014 at 15:52
what happens if its an open carry umbrella?
M D Reese October 15th, 2014 at 18:58
Oh golly gee! Who could have seen this coming!?
Mainah October 15th, 2014 at 19:05
Not the open carry people. Their long rifles must have blocked their view.
M D Reese October 15th, 2014 at 18:58
Oh golly gee! Who could have seen this coming!?
Mainah October 15th, 2014 at 19:05
Not the open carry people. Their long rifles must have blocked their view.
Abby Normal October 15th, 2014 at 19:02
Official NRA position: It takes a GOOD open-carry Kroger shopper with a gun to stop a BAD open-carry Kroger shopper with a gun.
Pilotshark October 16th, 2014 at 15:51
Well it must take a good gun with a gun and a ski mask to stop a open carry bad guy with a gun and a skeleton mask?
Abby Normal October 15th, 2014 at 19:02
Official NRA position: It takes a GOOD open-carry Kroger shopper with a gun to stop a BAD open-carry Kroger shopper with a gun.
Pilotshark October 16th, 2014 at 15:51
Well it must take a good gun with a gun and a ski mask to stop a open carry bad guy with a gun and a skeleton mask?
Mainah October 15th, 2014 at 19:04
BWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! Oh, and did I mention …. BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! Karma, you’re not a bitch …. you just give to the deserving. XD
Mainah October 15th, 2014 at 19:04
BWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! Oh, and did I mention …. BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! Karma, you’re not a bitch …. you just give to the deserving. XD
Abby Normal October 15th, 2014 at 19:06
New name for open-carry Kroger shoppers: Kroglodytes
mea_mark October 15th, 2014 at 19:08
A+ for that.
Foundryman October 15th, 2014 at 19:18
Ooooooo…That is really good Abby!!!…
Abby Normal October 15th, 2014 at 19:06
New name for open-carry Kroger shoppers: Kroglodytes
mea_mark October 15th, 2014 at 19:08
A+ for that.
Foundryman October 15th, 2014 at 19:18
Ooooooo…That is really good Abby!!!…
mea_mark October 15th, 2014 at 19:12
Invite them and they will come. The shoppers boycott and the gun nuts come, what a horrible business decision.
GreatLakeSailor October 15th, 2014 at 19:34
Stockers to Oreo aisle, please…Stockers to Oreo aisle. All other personnel stay calm and file out of the store. That is all.
http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/files/2014/06/targethopeA.jpg
Mainah October 15th, 2014 at 19:52
OH, that’s why none of them were there to save the day. The last package of Oreos needed an armed escort. I see.
eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 20:25
Real Muirkins I see….we really need to give this country back to the indigenous Natives who were here before redneckitis arrived.
fancypants October 16th, 2014 at 10:32
let me guess The 4 wise men and one idiot
GreatLakeSailor October 16th, 2014 at 14:31
The cookies score higher on a IQ test than the five Hatriots.
Pilotshark October 16th, 2014 at 15:43
whats really scary is that guy on the far right wearing that bowl of soup hat in Texas.
or is that a real gun carrying Texan in his 1/2 gallon hat. it would seem he is a few pints short.
GreatLakeSailor October 16th, 2014 at 15:53
Hell, they’re all on the far right!
The guy is a trilbilly.
mea_mark October 15th, 2014 at 19:12
Invite them and they will come. The shoppers boycott and the gun nuts come, what a horrible business decision.
GreatLakeSailor October 15th, 2014 at 19:34
Stockers to Oreo aisle, please…Stockers to Oreo aisle. All other personnel stay calm and file out of the store. That is all.
http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/files/2014/06/targethopeA.jpg
Mainah October 15th, 2014 at 19:52
OH, that’s why none of them were there to save the day. The last package of Oreos needed an armed escort. I see.
eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 20:25
Real Muirkins I see….we really need to give this country back to the indigenous Natives who were here before redneckitis arrived.
fancypants October 16th, 2014 at 10:32
let me guess The 4 wise men and one idiot
GreatLakeSailor October 16th, 2014 at 14:31
The cookies score higher on a IQ test than the five Hatriots.
Pilotshark October 16th, 2014 at 15:43
whats really scary is that guy on the far right wearing that bowl of soup hat in Texas.
or is that a real gun carrying Texan in his 1/2 gallon hat. it would seem he is a few pints short.
GreatLakeSailor October 16th, 2014 at 15:53
Hell, they’re all on the far right!
The guy is a trilbilly.
StoneyCurtisll October 15th, 2014 at 19:15
Will that be paper or plastic?
StoneyCurtisll October 15th, 2014 at 19:15
Will that be paper or plastic?
whatthe46 October 15th, 2014 at 19:18
“Just to make an unbiased point (I joke), he could be this open carry Kroger shopper:” well Anamoly100, you may joke, but i’m not so sure you’re wrong. i look at this 2 ways. 1 HA! and 2, kroger should be happy that their idiot gun toters weren’t there (you know the ones excercising their rights to carry) because they likely would have had a war zone there with innocent shoppers being killed. krogs opened the door for this to happen and i’m not sorry for them.
Anomaly 100 October 15th, 2014 at 19:24
So, you’re saying that a little crossfire could actually hurt or kill their shoppers? Who knew!
whatthe46 October 15th, 2014 at 21:17
just sayin’. lol
Anomaly 100 October 15th, 2014 at 21:21
<3
StoneyCurtisll October 15th, 2014 at 19:18
I thought the “armed shoppers” were supposed to prevent this sort of thing.
eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 19:49
They were too busy changing their Depends
whatthe46 October 15th, 2014 at 19:18
“Just to make an unbiased point (I joke), he could be this open carry Kroger shopper:” well Anamoly100, you may joke, but i’m not so sure you’re wrong. i look at this 2 ways. 1 HA! and 2, kroger should be happy that their idiot gun toters weren’t there (you know the ones excercising their rights to carry) because they likely would have had a war zone there with innocent shoppers being killed. krogs opened the door for this to happen and i’m not sorry for them.
Anomaly 100 October 15th, 2014 at 19:24
So, you’re saying that a little crossfire could actually hurt or kill their shoppers? Who knew!
whatthe46 October 15th, 2014 at 21:17
just sayin’. lol
Anomaly 100 October 15th, 2014 at 21:21
<3
StoneyCurtisll October 15th, 2014 at 19:18
I thought the “armed shoppers” were supposed to prevent this sort of thing.
eyelashviper October 15th, 2014 at 19:49
They were too busy changing their Depends
StoneyCurtisll October 15th, 2014 at 19:22
I hate to gloat…
But I just watched the Kansas City Royals sweep the American league Championship~!
On to the World Series~!
Been a long time coming.
Carla Akins October 15th, 2014 at 19:29
And it was glorious!
edmeyer_able October 15th, 2014 at 19:36
Wow Carla the last time the Royals were in the series was 1985, you weren’t even born yet were you?
Carla Akins October 15th, 2014 at 19:59
You sweet talker you. I was pregnant with youngest and had two toddlers. I didn’t do a lot of celebrating.
StoneyCurtisll October 15th, 2014 at 19:22
I hate to gloat…
But I just watched the Kansas City Royals sweep the American league Championship~!
On to the World Series~!
Been a long time coming.
Carla Akins October 15th, 2014 at 19:29
And it was glorious!
edmeyer_able October 15th, 2014 at 19:36
Wow Carla the last time the Royals were in the series was 1985, you weren’t even born yet were you?
Carla Akins October 15th, 2014 at 19:59
You sweet talker you. I was pregnant with youngest and had two toddlers. I didn’t do a lot of celebrating.