Potato Found Growing Inside A Woman’s Vagina
An unidentified woman sought medical attention after experiencing abdominal pains, according to Colombia Reports.
Medical staff in the central Colombian town of Honda were shocked after discovering a potato growing inside of a 22-year-old woman’s vagina. Because potatoes totally do not belong all up in there.
“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her,” she said. .
The potato remained lodged in her vajayjay for around 2 weeks when she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen.
According to the paper, the potato had germinated and grown roots inside the lady’s hoo hoo.
The nurse who examined the woman thought it was a practical joke, after finding roots emerging from the young woman´s lady parts. Until she saw an entire vegetable garden consisting of okra, tomatoes and corn stalks inside of the woman’s nether region.
The root vegetable was removed and surgery was not needed. There should be no lasting physical effects on the young woman.
In the 1990s, sexual education was mandatory in Colombia until parents who were shocked by the content of the classes protested against them and created groups such as the “Red Families” urging other parents to denounce the lessons in which teachers were accused of encouraging homosexuality.
So instead, there was a potato growing inside of a woman’s vagina because of an unnecessary fear of the gay community. And that’s why there should be sex ed classes in the states in order to avoid unwanted pregnancies, as well misinformation.
Remember Rick Santorum’s mega-donor, Foster Friess, who said, “On this contraceptive thing, my Gosh it’s such [sic] inexpensive.” He continued, “You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”
That’s also false. Potatoes go in the crisper. Aspirin belongs in the medicine cabinet.
H/T: @ComgenKDT with thanks.
Copyright 2014 Liberaland
By: Anomaly100
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ChrisVosburg October 5th, 2014 at 17:53
Insert “baby potato” joke here. Yeah, right up in here. Also:
One night mama went to fetch us up a sweet potato, fell down the cellar stairs,
Stork dropped in while she was on the floor, so my sister was born down there.
Daddy says this’n will be nothin’ but a misery, never will be worth a damn,
But mama just loved her little sweet potato baby, with a face like a parboiled yam.
Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, gotta get her outta there,
Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it just ain’t fair.
— “Potato’s in the Paddy Wagon,” Michael McKean, Annette O’Toole
ChrisVosburg October 5th, 2014 at 17:53
Insert “baby potato” joke here. Yeah, right up in here. Also:
One night mama went to fetch us up a sweet potato, fell down the cellar stairs,
Stork dropped in while she was on the floor, so my sister was born down there.
Daddy says this’n will be nothin’ but a misery, never will be worth a damn,
But mama just loved her little sweet potato baby, with a face like a parboiled yam.
Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, gotta get her outta there,
Come on boys, Potato’s in the paddy wagon, mama says it just ain’t fair.
— “Potato’s in the Paddy Wagon,” Michael McKean, Annette O’Toole
raincheck October 5th, 2014 at 18:06
How does your Garden grow… With Silver Bells, And Cockle Shells, and potato’s, And so my garden grows.
raincheck October 5th, 2014 at 18:06
How does your Garden grow… With Silver Bells, And Cockle Shells, and potato’s, And so my garden grows.
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 18:41
If she was in Toyota, it would have been rice. If she was in Fiat, it would have been vermicelli. You have to be careful where you store your starchy foods these days.
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 18:41
If she was in Toyota, it would have been rice. If she was in Fiat, it would have been vermicelli. You have to be careful where you store your starchy foods these days.
Roctuna October 5th, 2014 at 18:48
Combine this with the lab-grown penis technology and she gives birth to Mr. Potatohead.
Roctuna October 5th, 2014 at 18:48
Combine this with the lab-grown penis technology and she gives birth to Mr. Potatohead.
tiredoftea October 5th, 2014 at 19:07
And, the christian right everywhere in America is jealous.
tiredoftea October 5th, 2014 at 19:07
And, the christian right everywhere in America is jealous.
Larry Schmitt October 5th, 2014 at 19:13
Potatoes always did go with sausages.
Larry Schmitt October 5th, 2014 at 19:13
Potatoes always did go with sausages.
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 19:50
The prototype for the new Ms. Potato game proved not to be so popular.
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 19:50
The prototype for the new Ms. Potato game proved not to be so popular.
M D Reese October 5th, 2014 at 19:52
I could not read past the “insert a potato” part as a birth control method. It sounds like something that young girls might be advised to do in Texas.
M D Reese October 5th, 2014 at 19:52
I could not read past the “insert a potato” part as a birth control method. It sounds like something that young girls might be advised to do in Texas.
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 19:59
During the focus group tests, the Hide The Potato game did not prove as popular as the Hide The Salami game did with the 18 to 35 year old female demographic group.
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 19:59
During the focus group tests, the Hide The Potato game did not prove as popular as the Hide The Salami game did with the 18 to 35 year old female demographic group.
burqa October 5th, 2014 at 20:37
That tater come with butter or gravy?
Roctuna October 5th, 2014 at 21:15
Oh burqa, how naughty.
burqa October 5th, 2014 at 20:37
That tater come with butter or gravy?
Roctuna October 5th, 2014 at 21:15
Oh burqa, how naughty.