Potato Found Growing Inside A Woman’s Vagina
An unidentified woman sought medical attention after experiencing abdominal pains, according to Colombia Reports.
Medical staff in the central Colombian town of Honda were shocked after discovering a potato growing inside of a 22-year-old woman’s vagina. Because potatoes totally do not belong all up in there.
“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her,” she said. .
The potato remained lodged in her vajayjay for around 2 weeks when she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen.
According to the paper, the potato had germinated and grown roots inside the lady’s hoo hoo.
The nurse who examined the woman thought it was a practical joke, after finding roots emerging from the young woman´s lady parts. Until she saw an entire vegetable garden consisting of okra, tomatoes and corn stalks inside of the woman’s nether region.
The root vegetable was removed and surgery was not needed. There should be no lasting physical effects on the young woman.
In the 1990s, sexual education was mandatory in Colombia until parents who were shocked by the content of the classes protested against them and created groups such as the “Red Families” urging other parents to denounce the lessons in which teachers were accused of encouraging homosexuality.
So instead, there was a potato growing inside of a woman’s vagina because of an unnecessary fear of the gay community. And that’s why there should be sex ed classes in the states in order to avoid unwanted pregnancies, as well misinformation.
Remember Rick Santorum’s mega-donor, Foster Friess, who said, “On this contraceptive thing, my Gosh it’s such [sic] inexpensive.” He continued, “You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”
That’s also false. Potatoes go in the crisper. Aspirin belongs in the medicine cabinet.
H/T: @ComgenKDT with thanks.
Copyright 2014 Liberaland
By: Anomaly100
Jake October 5th, 2014 at 15:56
I’m sure she could sell that potato for a fortune in Japan!
mea_mark October 5th, 2014 at 16:32
I wonder if this can be considered organically grown?
Obewon October 5th, 2014 at 15:57
She thought her daughter was a camel! Bedouins have long inserted pebbles into a camels uterus for contraception before a desert journey. http://en.muvs.org/topic/camel-contraception/
Obewon October 5th, 2014 at 15:57
She thought her daughter was a camel! Bedouins are ‘rumored’ to insert pebbles as an IUD into a camels uterus for contraception before a desert journey. http://en.muvs.org/topic/camel-contraception/
Carla Akins October 5th, 2014 at 15:58
Twenty-two? Seriously?
Anomaly 100 October 5th, 2014 at 16:07
For realsies.
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 19:52
Why couldn’t she have been a Duggar?
Carla Akins October 5th, 2014 at 15:58
Twenty-two? Seriously?
Anomaly 100 October 5th, 2014 at 16:07
For realsies.
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 19:52
Why couldn’t she have been a Duggar?
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 16:09
i don’t know what to say about this…
i appear to be speechless…
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 17:07
Tammy..
Sometimes, no comment is the best comment of all~!
Always good to see ya Tammy,..:)
Tell my friends over at MMfA I said hello!
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 19:49
:)
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 16:09
i don’t know what to say about this…
i appear to be speechless…
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 17:07
Tammy..
Sometimes, no comment is the best comment of all~!
Always good to see ya Tammy,..:)
Tell my friends over at MMfA I said hello!
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 19:49
:)
rg9rts October 5th, 2014 at 16:10
At least she didn’t stash her coke in there.
rg9rts October 5th, 2014 at 16:10
At least she didn’t stash her coke in there.
Vibiana October 5th, 2014 at 16:17
Tater twats!
raincheck October 5th, 2014 at 17:17
lol
Vibiana October 5th, 2014 at 16:17
Tater twats!
raincheck October 5th, 2014 at 17:17
lol
KB723 October 5th, 2014 at 16:18
I wonder what Mommy had to say about constipation???
raincheck October 5th, 2014 at 17:58
It’s an old family remedy…. called the plunger
KB723 October 5th, 2014 at 16:18
I wonder what Mommy had to say about constipation???
raincheck October 5th, 2014 at 17:58
It’s an old family remedy…. called the plunger
mea_mark October 5th, 2014 at 16:32
I wonder if this can be considered organically grown?
Denise October 5th, 2014 at 16:42
gotta be republican. whatever happened to keeping your skirt down and legs closed? or birth control?
mea_mark October 5th, 2014 at 16:45
Maybe right-wing conservative but I don’t think that is a whole lot of Republican activity in Columbia.
Denise October 5th, 2014 at 16:42
gotta be republican. whatever happened to keeping your skirt down and legs closed? or birth control?
mea_mark October 5th, 2014 at 16:45
Maybe right-wing conservative but I don’t think there is a whole lot of Republican activity in Columbia.
William October 5th, 2014 at 16:48
There may actually be more to this story.
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 17:01
Is that a potato?,,]
or are you just happy to see me?
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 17:04
Take your hand off my tuber~!
:)
raincheck October 5th, 2014 at 17:53
OMG! lol… That will be on E-Bay by next week
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 18:38
Hey, T2! They finally found it………
tiredoftea October 5th, 2014 at 19:06
No, Anomaly’s other cat has been busy with it.
Carla Akins October 5th, 2014 at 19:11
I was going to say, I don’t recall it being that color.
tiredoftea October 5th, 2014 at 19:16
I’m thinking that Anomaly is getting it ready for Halloween.
Carla Akins October 5th, 2014 at 20:11
So that’s why she needed the virgin blood and eye of newt.
tiredoftea October 5th, 2014 at 20:17
I suppose. I hope she can find enough, it was pasty white when she got it.
William October 5th, 2014 at 16:48
There may actually be more to this story.
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 17:01
Is that a potato?,,]
or are you just happy to see me?
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 17:04
Take your hand off my tuber~!
:)
raincheck October 5th, 2014 at 17:53
OMG! lol… That will be on E-Bay by next week
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 18:38
Hey, T2! They finally found it………
tiredoftea October 5th, 2014 at 19:06
No, Anomaly’s other cat has been busy with it.
Carla Akins October 5th, 2014 at 19:11
I was going to say, I don’t recall it being that color.
tiredoftea October 5th, 2014 at 19:16
I’m thinking that Anomaly is getting it ready for Halloween.
Carla Akins October 5th, 2014 at 20:11
So that’s why she needed the virgin blood and eye of newt.
tiredoftea October 5th, 2014 at 20:17
I suppose. I hope she can find enough, it was pasty white when she got it.
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 16:59
“The woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a
potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding an unwanted pregnancy”…
I have to concur with the diagnosis..
Who would want to have have sex with a woman that has a “potato” in her vagina?
or even a cocoanut?
KB723 October 5th, 2014 at 17:01
Well, since you had to throw in the coconut…. ;)
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 17:46
hey..
Just between you and I…
I really dig your “kindBub” avatar!
KB723 October 5th, 2014 at 17:56
Thanxz, it’s a bit dated, I created it in 2011… I have another one that I use for wordpress, hmm now that I think of it I have two…. =)
raincheck October 5th, 2014 at 17:52
Or worse…. a carrot
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 18:42
Rob Ford.
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 16:59
“The woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a
potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding an unwanted pregnancy”…
I have to concur with the diagnosis..
Who would want to have have sex with a woman that has a “potato” in her vagina?
or even a cocoanut?
KB723 October 5th, 2014 at 17:01
Well, since you had to throw in the coconut…. ;)
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 17:46
hey..
Just between you and I…
I really dig your “kindBub” avatar!
KB723 October 5th, 2014 at 17:56
Thanxz, it’s a bit dated, I created it in 2011… I have another one that I use for wordpress, hmm now that I think of it I have two…. =)
raincheck October 5th, 2014 at 17:52
Or worse…. a carrot
mmaynard119 October 5th, 2014 at 18:42
Rob Ford.