Mississippi Woman Who Burglarized Students’ Cars Says She Was Looking For ISIS Members
According to Jackson County authorities, a 41-year-old Hurley woman was caught stealing from East Central High School students’ vehicles in Mississippi because she was looking for members of the terrorist group ISIS, according to Gulf Live.
She suspected Islamic State militants were hiding out in students’ cars. Or she was just stealing stuff and came up with a godawful excuse when confronted by police.
Roche is charged with commercial burglary of an automobile. According to authorities, she was caught stealing sunglasses and other personal items from vehicles parked at her children’s school.
Seriously, if you were a sneaky ISIS member, the best place to hide out is in a car at a children’s school, while trying to blend in with sunglasses and personal items found in the vehicle.
Roche’s history includes, misdemeanor careless driving, felony embezzlement and felony burglary, according to the Jackson County Sheriff’s Department.
She remained in custody on Friday afternoon, awaiting an initial hearing.
Roche could face up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted.
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By: Anomaly100
eddie1247 October 4th, 2014 at 21:15
She appears to be suffering from the dreaded disease tattooroni, it is spreading rapidly and will soon envelop her whole face.
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 00:28
i f’ng laughed out loud, eddie!
eddie1247 October 4th, 2014 at 21:15
She appears to be suffering from the dreaded disease tattooroni, it is spreading rapidly and will soon envelop her whole face.
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 00:28
i f’ng laughed out loud, eddie!
not_buying_it October 4th, 2014 at 21:22
Okay Bill O’Reilly, here is your first mercenary.
KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker October 5th, 2014 at 09:59
Oh Snap!
Nailed it.
fancypants October 5th, 2014 at 16:40
don’t bother bill as he once again is trying to resurrect the dead with his new book
not_buying_it October 4th, 2014 at 21:22
Okay Bill O’Reilly, here is your first mercenary.
KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker October 5th, 2014 at 09:59
Oh Snap!
Nailed it.
fancypants October 5th, 2014 at 16:40
don’t bother bill as he once again is trying to resurrect the dead with his new book
tiredoftea October 4th, 2014 at 21:24
If I were an ISIS infiltrator, I would hide out in tattoo parlors, wouldn’t you?
tiredoftea October 4th, 2014 at 21:24
If I were an ISIS infiltrator, I would hide out in tattoo parlors, wouldn’t you?
tracey marie October 4th, 2014 at 21:26
asses will be asses
tracey marie October 4th, 2014 at 21:26
asses will be asses
Suzanne McFly October 4th, 2014 at 21:41
I truly doubt she said “Islamist State of Iraq and Syria”, show her a map and ask her to point to the location of Syria or Iraq, she will probably point towards Detroit.
Suzanne McFly October 4th, 2014 at 21:41
I truly doubt she said “Islamist State of Iraq and Syria”, show her a map and ask her to point to the location of Syria or Iraq, she will probably point towards Detroit.
RK Johnston October 4th, 2014 at 21:57
Oh, I can just see it now…
Right after the prosecutor, judge, and jury finish their ten-minute belly laugh when this twit presents her case, all that she will have to look forward to is a five-year stretch at the Parchman Penal Farm!
Oh…and the laughter and catcalls from the guards and other inmates for every single day of those five long years!
–RKJ
whatthe46 October 4th, 2014 at 22:19
i would think that she should serve more than 5 years. this was a crime done by a twice convicted felon on school grounds. i repeat ON SCHOOL GROUNDS! if a person was pulled over within school limits (let-a-lone on the grounds) and found to have pot on him/her, they could get more time than this.
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now consider this… a florida school district is considering extending its dress code to parents who are showing up at drop-off and pick-up in pajamas, curlers and pants that fall below their waists to reveal underwear, according to the Florida Sun Sentinel.
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i’m sorry, but her face concerns me more than hair curlers…
RK Johnston October 4th, 2014 at 21:57
Oh, I can just see it now…
Right after the prosecutor, judge, and jury finish their ten-minute belly laugh when this twit presents her case, all that she will have to look forward to is a five-year stretch at the Parchman Penal Farm!
Oh…and the laughter and catcalls from the guards and other inmates for every single day of those five long years!
–RKJ
whatthe46 October 4th, 2014 at 22:19
i would think that she should serve more than 5 years. this was a crime done by a twice convicted felon on school grounds. i repeat ON SCHOOL GROUNDS! if a person was pulled over within school limits (let-a-lone on the grounds) and found to have pot on him/her, they could get more time than this.
____
now consider this… a florida school district is considering extending its dress code to parents who are showing up at drop-off and pick-up in pajamas, curlers and pants that fall below their waists to reveal underwear, according to the Florida Sun Sentinel.
____
i’m sorry, but her face concerns me more than hair curlers…
whatthe46 October 4th, 2014 at 22:05
her face, like a picture, is worth a thousand words… one comes to mind, bat sh’t crazy.
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 00:27
that face…it’s a face, all right…yep…it’s quite the face…
whatthe46 October 4th, 2014 at 22:05
her face, like a picture, is worth a thousand words… one comes to mind, bat sh’t crazy.
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 00:27
that face…it’s a face, all right…yep…it’s quite the face…
Obewon October 4th, 2014 at 22:31
She’s the face representing today’s remaining GOP on their website. And here I always thought paper-bag ugly requiring ‘two paper bags for dual redundancy’ was only a joke.
Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 08:21
GOP? You’re a lying POS but you already knew that.
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 08:43
She looks like a typical Mississippian Republican Obama hater to me.
Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 08:51
I’m impressed, you can look at a person’s picture and determine their political party. Would you say these fine gentlemen are democrats?
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-eIQQmwvQITI%2FUDjUR-w0fNI%2FAAAAAAAAADE%2FqyWruCTIdK0%2Fs1600%2FBlack%252BGangs.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wvwnews.net%2Fcategory.php%3Fid%3D24&h=194&w=259&tbnid=jV7va7KkO33q7M%3A&zoom=1&docid=sUPi_IrLyLYQwM&ei=pj0xVJfXG9P7sATcnIGoAg&tbm=isch&ved=0CCkQMygLMAs&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=2353&page=2&start=6&ndsp=8
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 10:27
No need to play the race card…
Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 10:43
mock a white person – ok
mock a black person – racist?
OldLefty October 5th, 2014 at 11:04
I think it’s the opposite;
Say any racist thing you want, then accuse anyone who calls you out on it of playing the race card.
Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 13:55
What did I say that was racist that prompted Stoney to play the race card?
OldLefty October 5th, 2014 at 14:39
I am not following that.
I am only responding to : mock white people OK….”
If I took it out of context, I apologize.
whatthe46 October 5th, 2014 at 19:15
isn’t that always the case. then the next response is, but i have “a” black friend.
Obewon October 5th, 2014 at 15:27
Falsely projecting your well proven racism & ignorance won’t obfuscate her ‘I was look’n for ISIS members’ paranoid conservative statement that you completely ignored. Skydog2 is “a lying POS.”
Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 21:28
She’s an idiot and you’re a racist you lying POS.
Obewon October 5th, 2014 at 21:45
Why do you vote for voter disenfranchising antidemocratic GOP? But you claim to be pro-choice, etc. Perhaps you’re unaware from 2000 to 2014 just 31 people were convicted of impersonating another voter -out of 1B+ votes! Now that’s racist!
Obewon October 4th, 2014 at 22:31
She’s the face representing today’s remaining GOP on their website. And here I always thought paper-bag ugly requiring ‘two paper bags for dual redundancy’ was only a joke.
Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 08:21
GOP? You’re a lying POS but you already knew that.
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 08:43
She looks like a typical Mississippian Republican Obama hater to me.
Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 08:51
I’m impressed, you can look at a person’s picture and determine their political party. Would you say these fine gentlemen are democrats?
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-eIQQmwvQITI%2FUDjUR-w0fNI%2FAAAAAAAAADE%2FqyWruCTIdK0%2Fs1600%2FBlack%252BGangs.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wvwnews.net%2Fcategory.php%3Fid%3D24&h=194&w=259&tbnid=jV7va7KkO33q7M%3A&zoom=1&docid=sUPi_IrLyLYQwM&ei=pj0xVJfXG9P7sATcnIGoAg&tbm=isch&ved=0CCkQMygLMAs&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=2353&page=2&start=6&ndsp=8
StoneyCurtisll October 5th, 2014 at 10:27
No need to play the race card…
Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 10:43
mock a white person – ok
mock a black person – racist?
OldLefty October 5th, 2014 at 11:04
I think it’s the opposite;
Say any racist thing you want, then accuse anyone who calls you out on it of playing the race card.
Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 13:55
What did I say that was racist that prompted Stoney to play the race card?
OldLefty October 5th, 2014 at 14:39
I am not following that.
I am only responding to : mock white people OK….”
If I took it out of context, I apologize.
whatthe46 October 5th, 2014 at 19:15
isn’t that always the case. then the next response is, but i have “a” black friend.
Obewon October 5th, 2014 at 15:27
Falsely projecting your well proven racism & ignorance won’t obfuscate her ‘I was look’n for ISIS members’ paranoid conservative statement that you completely ignored. There is zero evidence of any accurate comprehension by Skydog2. Is that your paramour pictured above, or at least a tattooed similarity?
Skydog2 October 5th, 2014 at 21:28
She’s an idiot and you’re a racist you lying POS.
Obewon October 5th, 2014 at 21:45
Why do you vote for voter disenfranchising antidemocratic GOP? But you claim to be pro-choice, etc. Perhaps you’re unaware from 2000 to 2014 just 31 people were convicted of impersonating another voter -out of 1B+ votes cast! Now that’s racist because it predominately discriminates against racial minorities & as GOP officials admit is their intention!
N.C. GOP Official Resigns After Saying Purpose Of Voter ID Is To Suppress Votes Of Democrats, ‘Lazy Blacks’ http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/10/25/2835101/gop-asks-party-official-resign-admits-voter-suppresses-democratic-votes/ Top Pennsylvania Republican Admits Voter ID Helped Suppress Obama Voters http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/07/17/2313571/top-pennsylvania-republican-admits-voter-id-helped-suppress-obama-voters/
uzza October 4th, 2014 at 22:51
“at HER children’s school.” Oh god those poor kids.
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 00:26
man, i thought my parents were embarrassing!
uzza October 4th, 2014 at 22:51
“at HER children’s school.” Oh god those poor kids.
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 00:26
man, i thought my parents were embarrassing!
bobrobertson October 4th, 2014 at 23:00
Whoever did that to her should be arrested.
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 00:25
right? who’s the tattoo “artist”? there’s a story there…
bobrobertson October 4th, 2014 at 23:00
Whoever did that to her should be arrested.
Tammy Minton Haley October 5th, 2014 at 00:25
right? who’s the tattoo “artist”? there’s a story there…