Sarah Palin Is The World, Offers ‘America’ A ‘Global Apology’
Alaska Governor-resignee Sarah Palin further cemented her status as the Yo Yo Ma of Stupid on Thursday night’s Hannity program, where she delivered a virtuoso performance of such achingly beautiful idiocy that all the Stooges in heaven could but weep. Aside from asserting that the president should be taking speech suggestions from ISIS, Palin also delivered what she probably thought was a bombshell bit of sly satire when she offered an apology that isn’t quite what liberals had in mind. Pay attention, also, to the way Palin manages to perform one amazing feat of stupidity with her mouth, while her hands are doing an entirely different, unrelated set of dipshittery at the same time. Stunning.
No, Barack, you manage, mmmm, your golf foursome, perhaps, but you don’t manage a threat like this, you destroy the threat.
Yes, if only Barack Obama had said our objective is to “destroy” ISIS in the same press conference Palin was referencing out of context, or over and over since then.
And to claim, last night, also, our president saying ISIS is not Islamic, um, ISIS says they’re Islamic, ih, th, they are so full of deception that America should be absolutely concerned with the policies that are going on.
This is indisputable, and Palin is right, since ISIS says it, the president should have put it in his speech, along with suggestions that Americans are dogs, and that Sarah Palin should be killed for not wearing a headscarf.
And as I watched the speech last night, Sean…
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By: Tommy Christopher
Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.
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pinballsdoll September 12th, 2014 at 12:44
i can’t imagine why i am still seeing this person’s face on tv
pinballsdoll September 12th, 2014 at 12:44
i can’t imagine why i am still seeing this person’s face on tv
tiredoftea September 12th, 2014 at 12:59
“Sarah and Sean sittin’ in a tree, L Y I N G”!
burqa September 12th, 2014 at 22:07
Speaking of Hannity, has he kept his word and been waterboarded yet?
tiredoftea September 12th, 2014 at 22:09
No, keep on not holding your breath.
tiredoftea September 12th, 2014 at 12:59
“Sarah and Sean sittin’ in a tree, L Y I N G”!
burqa September 12th, 2014 at 22:07
Speaking of Hannity, has he kept his word and been waterboarded yet?
tiredoftea September 12th, 2014 at 22:09
No, keep on not holding your breath.
Bunya September 12th, 2014 at 13:58
Palin is a woman of many talents. Why, the night before she could get shit faced drunk, get in a bar fight, go on Hannity’s show the next day, ramble on and on about things she knows nothing about, and manage not to puke or pass out on television. Now, THAT’S talent!
Bunya September 12th, 2014 at 13:58
Palin is a woman of many talents. Why, the night before she could get shit faced drunk, get in a bar fight, go on Hannity’s show the next day, ramble on and on about things she knows nothing about, and manage not to puke or pass out on television. Now, THAT’S talent!
juicyfruityyy September 12th, 2014 at 16:56
Of course, she wanted McInsane, as President. But us Americans knew better than to let them through the door. We are witnessing, what could have been. Pat your self on the back, If you voted NO to them.
juicyfruityyy September 12th, 2014 at 16:56
Of course, she wanted McInsane, as President. But us Americans knew better than to let them through the door. We are witnessing, what could have been. Pat your self on the back, If you voted NO to them.
whatthe46 September 12th, 2014 at 18:54
my ears are bleeding.
rg9rts September 13th, 2014 at 09:23
That’s all?? You are lucky…
whatthe46 September 12th, 2014 at 18:54
my ears are bleeding.
rg9rts September 13th, 2014 at 09:23
That’s all?? You are lucky…
keepntch September 12th, 2014 at 20:14
“but you don’t manage a threat like this, you destroy the threat.” Is that she was demonstrating at the Saturday party and bash, destroying the threat with fists?
keepntch September 12th, 2014 at 20:14
“but you don’t manage a threat like this, you destroy the threat.” Is that she was demonstrating at the Saturday party and bash, destroying the threat with fists?
liberalMD September 13th, 2014 at 09:43
Apology accepted. Now get back to work hunting moose and spying on the Russians.
liberalMD September 13th, 2014 at 09:43
Apology accepted. Now get back to work hunting moose and spying on the Russians.
labman57 September 13th, 2014 at 10:45
Sarah has once again demonstrated that she does not know our own history.
The U.S. did not declare war on the Axis powers until after we were attacked on native soil at Pearl Harbor.
In other words, Obama is being far more aggressive and pro-active than was the U.S. government when Hitler boasted about … and then carried out … his plan to invade most of Europe.
labman57 September 13th, 2014 at 10:45
Sarah has once again demonstrated that she does not know our own history.
The U.S. did not declare war on the Axis powers until after we were attacked on native soil at Pearl Harbor.
In other words, Obama is being far more aggressive and pro-active than was the U.S. government when Hitler boasted about … and then carried out … his plan to invade most of Europe.