Sarah Palin Is The World, Offers ‘America’ A ‘Global Apology’
Alaska Governor-resignee Sarah Palin further cemented her status as the Yo Yo Ma of Stupid on Thursday night’s Hannity program, where she delivered a virtuoso performance of such achingly beautiful idiocy that all the Stooges in heaven could but weep. Aside from asserting that the president should be taking speech suggestions from ISIS, Palin also delivered what she probably thought was a bombshell bit of sly satire when she offered an apology that isn’t quite what liberals had in mind. Pay attention, also, to the way Palin manages to perform one amazing feat of stupidity with her mouth, while her hands are doing an entirely different, unrelated set of dipshittery at the same time. Stunning.
No, Barack, you manage, mmmm, your golf foursome, perhaps, but you don’t manage a threat like this, you destroy the threat.
Yes, if only Barack Obama had said our objective is to “destroy” ISIS in the same press conference Palin was referencing out of context, or over and over since then.
And to claim, last night, also, our president saying ISIS is not Islamic, um, ISIS says they’re Islamic, ih, th, they are so full of deception that America should be absolutely concerned with the policies that are going on.
This is indisputable, and Palin is right, since ISIS says it, the president should have put it in his speech, along with suggestions that Americans are dogs, and that Sarah Palin should be killed for not wearing a headscarf.
And as I watched the speech last night, Sean…
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By: Tommy Christopher
Tommy Christopher is The Daily Banter's White House Correspondent and Political Analyst. He's been a political reporter and liberal commentator since 2007, and has covered the White House since the beginning of the Obama administration, first for PoliticsDaily, and then for Mediaite. Christopher is a frequent guest on a variety of television, radio, and online programs, and was the villain in the documentaries The Audacity of Democracy and Hating Breitbart. He's also That Guy Who Live-Tweeted His Own Heart Attack, and the only person to have ever received public apologies from both Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.
abbyjo2001 September 12th, 2014 at 09:09
What is she high on this time? All I hear when she talks is “screech,screech, screeeech, screech, I don’t know what is wrong with my ears?
Suzanne McFly September 12th, 2014 at 10:10
Don’t blame this stupidity on drugs, I have been around a lot of pot heads and they are brilliant compared to this pile of idiocy.
abbyjo2001 September 12th, 2014 at 12:08
True about potheads, I think she was born and failed to thrive, something is bad wrong with her.
NW10 September 12th, 2014 at 09:09
Telling that Hannity didn’t bring up the brawl Governor Word Salad was a part of.
abbyjo2001 September 12th, 2014 at 09:09
What is she high on this time? All I hear when she talks is “screech,screech, screeeech, screech, I don’t know what is wrong with my ears?
Suzanne McFly September 12th, 2014 at 10:10
Don’t blame this stupidity on drugs, I have been around a lot of pot heads and they are brilliant compared to this pile of idiocy.
abbyjo2001 September 12th, 2014 at 12:08
True about potheads, I think she was born and failed to thrive, something is bad wrong with her.
(((NW10,PATRIOT! ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ))) September 12th, 2014 at 09:09
Telling that Hannity didn’t bring up the brawl Governor Word Salad was a part of.
William September 12th, 2014 at 09:26
Hannity and Palin? The thing that has always cracked me up about the fair and balanced people. They will straight faced display whatever failure that just stumbled from the right wing clown car to tell America about foreign policy.
….And the rubes lap it up like gospel.
William September 12th, 2014 at 09:26
Hannity and Palin? The thing that has always cracked me up about the fair and balanced people. They will straight faced display whatever failure that just stumbled from the right wing clown car to tell America about foreign policy.
….And the rubes lap it up like gospel.
Cyndy Williams-Wolf September 12th, 2014 at 09:47
She’s crazy….batshit, nutz, and I hear she trows a good right fist…
ChrisVosburg September 12th, 2014 at 14:53
Nah, yer tinkin’ a Bristol.
Cyndy Williams-Wolf September 12th, 2014 at 09:47
She’s crazy….batshit, nutz, and I hear she trows a good right fist…
ChrisVosburg September 12th, 2014 at 14:53
Nah, yer tinkin’ a Bristol.
eddie1247 September 12th, 2014 at 09:57
I was going to make some smarmy remark but if I did that it might mean that I consider what she rambles on about as relevant, it’s not, she’s not and never has been.
Khary A September 12th, 2014 at 09:57
Oh sarah
eddie1247 September 12th, 2014 at 09:57
I was going to make some smarmy remark but if I did that it might mean that I consider what she rambles on about as relevant, it’s not, she’s not and never has been.
The last of the Thousad Sons September 12th, 2014 at 09:57
Oh sarah
Suzanne McFly September 12th, 2014 at 10:02
I went to the Banter site to read the whole article and I seen the best comment to describe palin’s interview…”Bringing more of the stupidity-boopity that we cherish.”
Suzanne McFly September 12th, 2014 at 10:02
I went to the Banter site to read the whole article and I seen the best comment to describe palin’s interview…”Bringing more of the stupidity-boopity that we cherish.”
hard2findu September 12th, 2014 at 10:46
oh look, more Palin word vomit.
hard2findu September 12th, 2014 at 10:46
oh look, more Palin word vomit.
crc3 September 12th, 2014 at 11:30
I curse John McCain every time Palin appears anywhere and opens her stupid mouth. He’s the one who started all of this cr*p by introducing her worthless self to the world. Way to go John for being a total moron!!
fahvel September 13th, 2014 at 03:44
well said – and his strategy at the time was what? The guys not an idiot (I hope) and not an amateur politician, so, why the hell did he pick a worthless and meaningless drek like this person to possibly fill the chair after his heart attack in the white house. It’s a puzzle and globally, damned frightening.
crc3 September 12th, 2014 at 11:30
I curse John McCain every time Palin appears anywhere and opens her stupid mouth. He’s the one who started all of this cr*p by introducing her worthless self to the world. Way to go John for being a total moron!!
fahvel September 13th, 2014 at 03:44
well said – and his strategy at the time was what? The guys not an idiot (I hope) and not an amateur politician, so, why the hell did he pick a worthless and meaningless drek like this person to possibly fill the chair after his heart attack in the white house. It’s a puzzle and globally, damned frightening.
Skydog2 September 12th, 2014 at 12:19
Please just go away.
Skydog2 September 12th, 2014 at 12:19
Please just go away.