Please! No More Ice Bucket Challenges!

Posted by | August 30, 2014 10:00 | Filed under: Contributors Dave Van Slyke Opinion Politics Top Stories

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Had more than enough of the ice bucket challenge? If not, the following spectacle should convince you it’s time to put it out of its misery.

Donald Trump was “called out by everybody . . . Homer Simpson, Mike Tyson, Vince McMahon.”  So he had Miss USA and Miss Universe do the honors but not before pointing out that he owns the Miss USA and Miss Universe Pageants.

The girls dumped the ice water, Donald’s hair stayed on and he challenged President Obama to do the same.

We’re confident the President will write a check and skip the theatrics.  We hope everyone else will do the same.

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49 responses to Please! No More Ice Bucket Challenges!

  1. Denise August 30th, 2014 at 10:06

    I knew it was time to stop when I read Sarah Palin took up the challenge but Cheney didn’t.

    • Abby Normal August 30th, 2014 at 10:16

      Cheney probably didn’t even write a check. He’s too full of hate. I’m sure he wouldn’t even send a thank you note to the family of the unfortunate soul who gave him a new heart if he knew who they were.

      • juicyfruityyy August 30th, 2014 at 10:58

        If Chain-Knee have a heart attack from all that cold water. Who would give him CPR?

        • Abby Normal August 30th, 2014 at 11:01

          I wouldn’t. I might call 9-11. Not saying I would, mind you, but I’d consider it. Unless it was lunch time. I have my priorities.

        • Larry Schmitt August 30th, 2014 at 11:11

          The temptation to actually punch him in the heart would be too great to resist. Shouldn’t be that hard to make it look like CPR.

  2. Denise August 30th, 2014 at 10:06

    I knew it was time to stop when I read Sarah Palin took up the challenge but Cheney didn’t.

    • Abby Normal August 30th, 2014 at 10:16

      Cheney probably didn’t even write a check. He’s too full of hate. I’m sure he wouldn’t even send a thank you note to the family of the unfortunate soul who gave him a new heart if he knew who they were.

      • juicyfruityyy August 30th, 2014 at 10:58

        If Chain-Knee have a heart attack from all that cold water. Who would give him CPR?

        • Abby Normal August 30th, 2014 at 11:01

          I wouldn’t. I might call 9-11. Not saying I would, mind you, but I’d consider it. Unless it was lunch time. I have my priorities.

        • Larry Schmitt August 30th, 2014 at 11:11

          The temptation to actually punch him in the heart would be too great to resist. Shouldn’t be that hard to make it look like CPR.

  3. Abby Normal August 30th, 2014 at 10:12

    Is anything bigger than Donald Trump’s ego?

    • Carla Akins August 30th, 2014 at 10:47

      That is an open ended question that Bad Carla really wants to comment on.

    • juicyfruityyy August 30th, 2014 at 11:23

      His wife says, NO!

    • Chinese Democracy August 30th, 2014 at 15:11

      his comb over?

  4. Abby Normal August 30th, 2014 at 10:12

    Is anything bigger than Donald Trump’s ego?

    • Carla Akins August 30th, 2014 at 10:47

      That is an open ended question that Bad Carla really wants to comment on.

      • Abby Normal August 30th, 2014 at 10:57

        We could put it this way. Which is more immense? Donald’s ego or the depth of Dick Cheney’s hatred toward humanity? They’re close, but I’d probably go with Cheney’s hatred.

        • Larry Schmitt August 30th, 2014 at 11:12

          How about a metaphysical tie?

    • juicyfruityyy August 30th, 2014 at 11:23

      His wife says, NO!

    • Chinese Democracy August 30th, 2014 at 15:11

      his comb over?

  5. Obewon August 30th, 2014 at 10:19

    OMG. Trump Casino is so broke, he can’t even afford a pot and a plant for his terrace! That animal on his head probably rummages through garbage for sustenance after it’s cranium mine went bust!

    • juicyfruityyy August 30th, 2014 at 11:20

      I guess the bridge from Chis Christie to Trump is out of service.

    • Larry Schmitt August 30th, 2014 at 11:29

      Cranium? Is that some sort of radioactive mineral? No wonder Trump’s head glows in the dark.

    • Chinese Democracy August 30th, 2014 at 15:11

      I think its shut down .. well they , both the casino and his brain

  6. Obewon August 30th, 2014 at 10:19

    OMG. Trump Casino is so broke, he can’t even afford a pot and a plant for his terrace! That animal on his head probably rummages through garbage for sustenance after it’s cranium mine went bust!

    • juicyfruityyy August 30th, 2014 at 11:20

      I guess the bridge from Chis Christie to Trump is out of service.

    • Larry Schmitt August 30th, 2014 at 11:29

      Cranium? Is that some sort of radioactive mineral? No wonder Trump’s head glows in the dark.

    • Chinese Democracy August 30th, 2014 at 15:11

      I think its shut down .. well they , both the casino and his brain

  7. crc3 August 30th, 2014 at 10:22

    Trump should be arrested for animal cruelty trying to drown that “thing” on his head!

  8. crc3 August 30th, 2014 at 10:22

    Trump should be arrested for animal cruelty trying to drown that “thing” on his head!

  9. William August 30th, 2014 at 10:39

    I wish Trump would except the carbon freezing challenge.

  10. William August 30th, 2014 at 10:39

    I wish Trump would except the carbon freezing challenge.

  11. juicyfruityyy August 30th, 2014 at 10:57

    He also own that illegal Trump University. Which I thought was being sued.

  12. juicyfruityyy August 30th, 2014 at 10:57

    He also own that illegal Trump University. Which I thought was being sued.

  13. Larry Schmitt August 30th, 2014 at 11:12

    How about a metaphysical tie?

  14. keepntch August 30th, 2014 at 12:56

    How do we know they are legitimate? They have all their clothes on and no cleavage.

  15. keepntch August 30th, 2014 at 12:56

    How do we know they are legitimate? They have all their clothes on and no cleavage.

  16. Chinese Democracy August 30th, 2014 at 14:44

    oh there where some really good ones.. this is my favorite

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLZOjLv0_6k

  17. Chinese Democracy August 30th, 2014 at 14:44

    oh there where some really good ones.. this is my favorite

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLZOjLv0_6k

  18. R.J. Carter August 30th, 2014 at 14:49

    “We’re confident the President will write a check and skip the theatrics. We hope everyone else will do the same.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DepakUSDtQE

    • Chinese Democracy August 30th, 2014 at 15:13

      have to admit thats a pretty good one ..

      • Larry Schmitt August 30th, 2014 at 17:20

        There was no ice, just water. He can’t even get that right.

        • Chinese Democracy August 30th, 2014 at 17:34

          lol .. he tried.

  19. R.J. Carter August 30th, 2014 at 14:49

    “We’re confident the President will write a check and skip the theatrics. We hope everyone else will do the same.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DepakUSDtQE

    • Chinese Democracy August 30th, 2014 at 15:13

      have to admit thats a pretty good one ..

      • Larry Schmitt August 30th, 2014 at 17:20

        There was no ice, just water. He can’t even get that right.

        • Chinese Democracy August 30th, 2014 at 17:34

          lol .. he tried.

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