Transgender Actress Outs Jared Leto – As The New Milton Berle

Posted by | August 22, 2014 04:00 | Filed under: News Behaving Badly Pot Luck Top Stories


Those of you familiar with showbiz lore probably know that the legendary comedian and actor Milton Berle was reported to have the largest endowment in Hollywood. And no, we do not refer to a trust fund or anything similar. Phil Silvers is reputed to have once spied Berle’s not-so-little friend while they were standing before their respective urinals and quipped, “You’d better feed that thing, or it’s liable to turn on you!”

Fast forward to the late-breaking news from the always entertaining Perez Hilton. It seems Jared Leto’s not only big on the acting talent front,  but may be the undisputed Berle of our time!

Well, this is QUITE a secret to spill!
Transgender actress Alexis Arquette sat down for an interview with Frontiers LA and she dropped a major secret on the world involving Jared Leto!
She pretty much confirmed for the world that the 30 Seconds to Mars singer has a ginormously huge penis.
Oh, and that she knows it because she slept with the Oscar-winner PRIOR to her gender reassignment surgery!
Say WHAAAAAT!! Get it, gurl!
Alexis was asked to share a secret, so she said:

‘I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male. And, yes, it’s not only massive; it’s like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.’

Well you know what they say: when in Rome…

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* Hirsch is the third person to use the pseudonym, a not-so-veiled tribute to journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, with the permission of his predecessors Gene Gaudette of American Politics Journal (currently webmaster and chief bottlewasher at Liberaland) and Stephen Meese at Smashmouth Politics.

20 responses to Transgender Actress Outs Jared Leto – As The New Milton Berle

  1. Rusty Shackleford August 22nd, 2014 at 07:24

    I guess his transphobic performance in Dallas Buyers Club has not impacted his…ahem…relations with some members of the trans community.

    • danah gaz August 24th, 2014 at 00:26

      If nothing else, there’s always Andrea James

      *pukes*

  2. Rusty Shackleford August 22nd, 2014 at 07:24

    I guess his transphobic performance in Dallas Buyers Club has not impacted his…ahem…relations with some members of the trans community.

    • danah gaz August 24th, 2014 at 00:26

      If nothing else, there’s always Andrea James

      *pukes*

  3. Um Cara August 22nd, 2014 at 07:31

    I find it tiresome when people whine about topics posted to the site… But a post about a person telling us the size of someone’s junk?

    Yeesh

    • dave-dr-gonzo August 22nd, 2014 at 09:07

      Okay, I’ll admit it: I was looking for a plausible excuse to relate that great Phil Silvers story…

      • fredoandme August 22nd, 2014 at 19:22

        george burns said that he once ran into berle in the gym shower. without his glasses, burns thought berle had a small child with him.

  4. Um Cara August 22nd, 2014 at 07:31

    I find it tiresome when people whine about topics posted to the site… But a post about a person telling us the size of someone’s junk?

    Yeesh

    • dave-dr-gonzo August 22nd, 2014 at 09:07

      Okay, I’ll admit it: I was looking for a plausible excuse to relate that great Phil Silvers story…

      • fredoandme August 22nd, 2014 at 19:22

        george burns said that he once ran into berle in the gym shower. without his glasses, burns thought berle had a small child with him.

  5. SkeeterVT August 23rd, 2014 at 03:28

    I won’t speak to the alleged penis size of Milton Berle, but I WILL mention that fact that he was the only male celebrity in Hollywood who could appear in drag on live naitonal televiaion during the height of Senator Joe McCarthy’s anti-communist witchhunts in the 1950s — and get away with it.

    As we all know, Jared Leto played a transwoman in “Dalas Buyers Club,” a role that won him the 2013 Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. And while little is known about Leto’s private life, he IS an outspoken supporter of LGBT equality.

    In October 2009, Leto raised money to the campaign against California’s infamous (and now overturned) Proposition 8, that outlawed same-sex marriage. He spoke out in support of LGBT rights group Freedom Action Inclusion Rights (FAIR). In May 2012, he expressed support after hearing that President Obama had endorsed same-sex marriage.

    Personally, as a bisexual man myself, I could care less about Jared Leto’s penis size. But I’ll admit that he’s the first celebrity whom I’ve got a big crush on since Janis Joplin (And yes, I just gave away my age by making that comparison).

    • danah gaz August 24th, 2014 at 00:25

      Ugh.

      He played a drag queen that he decided was a trans woman. After Dallas Buyers Club, I had to watch requiem for a dream just so I could watch Jared Leto stab himself in the arm until he got gangrene.

      Signed,
      Someone who is transsexual

      • SkeeterVT August 24th, 2014 at 07:20

        I haven’t seen either movie, so I really can’t comment on Leto’s performance. Rather, I chose to comment on his off-screen humanitarian activities.

        • danah gaz August 24th, 2014 at 11:33

          I’m no fan of his.

  6. SkeeterVT August 23rd, 2014 at 03:28

    I won’t speak to the alleged penis size of Milton Berle, but I WILL mention that fact that he was the only male celebrity in Hollywood who could appear in drag on live national television during the height of Senator Joe McCarthy’s anti-communist witchhunts in the 1950s — and get away with it.

    As we all know, Jared Leto played a transwoman in “Dalas Buyers Club,” a role that won him the 2013 Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. And while little is known about Leto’s private life — It’s not for me to say what his sexual orientation is — he HAS become an outspoken supporter of LGBT equality.

    In October 2009, Leto raised money to the campaign against California’s infamous (and now overturned) Proposition 8, that outlawed same-sex marriage. He spoke out in support of LGBT rights group Freedom Action Inclusion Rights (FAIR). In May 2012, he expressed support after hearing that President Obama had endorsed same-sex marriage.

    Personally, as a bisexual man myself, I could care less about Jared Leto’s penis size. But I’ll admit that he’s the first celebrity whom I’ve developed a big crush on since Janis Joplin (And yes, I just gave away my age by making that comparison — I was 17 when Joplin died in 1970; I’m 62 now). The fact that Leto, in addition to being an actor, is — like Joplin — a rock musician has a lot to do with it.

    • danah gaz August 24th, 2014 at 00:25

      Ugh.

      He played a drag queen that he decided was a trans woman. After Dallas Buyers Club, I had to watch requiem for a dream just so I could watch Jared Leto stab himself in the arm until he got gangrene.

      Signed,
      Someone who is transsexual

      • SkeeterVT August 24th, 2014 at 07:20

        I haven’t seen either movie, so I really can’t comment on Leto’s performance. Rather, I chose to comment on his off-screen humanitarian activities.

        • danah gaz August 24th, 2014 at 11:33

          I’m no fan of his.

  7. JamesMMartin August 23rd, 2014 at 16:44

    Isn’t it just like Perez Marriott to be the least bit interested in the size of Leto’s johnson?

  8. JamesMMartin August 23rd, 2014 at 16:44

    Isn’t it just like Perez Marriott to be the least bit interested in the size of Leto’s johnson?

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